SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm. Men find foreign women more attractive. Foreign women "love" accents and/or are easier to hook up with when you say you're from XYZ.

It's like nature is telling us to mix our populations instead of breeding from our own pool.

Funny how that works

 

[Lakih]

Shhhhh... Don't tell @Job

 

[Raven]

Those damn foreigners taking our foreigners with their foreign ways.

 

[TdC]

running in to a small git repository problem just before going to bed. I know nothing about git, so it only took me two hours to fix

 

[Hawkwind]

our lecturers really don't give a shit. in fact, over the past semesters they even made us use some pretty dodgy software because they'd only accept things in a certain format, etc. they were particularly harsh on people using Macs, who naturally were usually the loudest protesters against the million year old wintel-only software we were occasionally forced to use.

funnily enough, though it pains me to say it because the fucker cost me my cum-laude, the beardy C programmer lecturer was the most easy guy when it came to turning shit in: he provided a linux vm that ran in all the systems, and the code had to run and be saved in the image along with the designs and whatnot. The image included an IDE, and there was a user that the student could log in to, etc etc. To turn it in at the end of the semester, you uploaded it to the geezer's server and that was that.

that guy was a hardass, but he was the only lecturer who ever gave us something to work with.

Difference between a lecturer and teacher - twice the pay, half the work. It was a lecturer that told me that

 

[old.Tohtori]

People who don't mop up the the water on the floor after a shower.

Actually add to that *any* people who just leave any stuff willynilly like they still lived with their mother.

 

[Moriath]

People who don't mop up the the water on the floor after a shower.

Actually add to that *any* people who just leave any stuff willynilly like they still lived with their mother.

Except i can cause its my house . My rules. You need to caveat in a shared house heh.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Except i can cause its my house . My rules. You need to caveat in a shared house heh.

Even still, be it a GF, wife, kids, neighbours dog

 

[Ormorof]

Neighbours wife?

 

[Raven]

Readers wife?

 

[Gwadien]

Just rang up the Doctors to get an asthma check up, it's on my uni campus, so they're meant to book around your uni time table.

I said I have a hour seminar on Friday, 3-4, can you fit anything around that?

1:20?

Yeah sure.

(No, that's not okay, that means I have to play with my balls for a hour waiting, but I'm too fucking British to complain.)

 

[Scouse]

I said I have a hour seminar on Friday, 3-4, can you fit anything around that?

1:20?

Yeah sure.

So, spend an hour and a half after your ten minute appointment in the pub?

What the fuck is wrong with students nowadays?

 

[Moriath]

So, spend an hour and a half after your ten minute appointment in the pub?

What the fuck is wrong with students nowadays?

The union bar playing pool.

 

[Scouse]

My god we really are a country of big fat cunts eh?

Astonishing.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well, would need a bit more statistics really. As in, how many are so called "overweight", or obese even, by an ounce, how many by 20 pounds. You know, accurate statistics instead of across certain line.

In any case i'm rather sceptical of the whole oh noes we all unhealthy fatties program that's been running for a few years, especially since it's based on statistics of a human body that for sure can't apply to all.

But yes, you are c*nts, the lot of you

 

[Moriath]

My god we really are a country of big fat cunts eh?

Astonishing.

Yup you are becoming a minority hehehe

 

[Bodhi]

My god we really are a country of big fat cunts eh?

Astonishing.

Tbh, I thought this on Sunday watching all the locals breathlessly waddle around Tesco.

On a completely unrealted note, this week's Taste of America in McDonalds is rather tasty - the Dallas BBQ. Although it is one of those silly rectangular burgers - burgers are supposed to be round dammit.

 

[Scouse]

silly rectangular burgers

That's why Wendy's shut down isn't it. Despite them tasting by far the best...

 

[Bodhi]

Didn't try them over here, but wasn't a huge fan of Wendy's over in the States, much preferred In and Out Burger.

But now who needs Wendy's when you can have Five Guys?

(admittedly only once a month as a treat as it costs more than a curry.)

 

[georgie]

I've heard Teeds has Five Guys most nights tbh.

 

[TdC]

only if I can wipe my post-coital-peen on your back hair @georgie

 

[TdC]

on topic: I want to kill every fucking DHL employee. My new bike arrived today, and the box looked a bit scuffed.

While unpacking the bike, I noticed that the protective plastic rear-dropout spacer (spacers are usually set in place during transport in order to make sure that the fork and rear wishbone can't be laterally compressed) was just lying loose in the box.

On closer inspection, the rear mech hanger seems displaced and scuffed up . I've emailed the bike's manufacturer about it

 

[georgie]

only if I can wipe my post-coital-peen on your back hair @georgie

You've never asked before, ya dirty fucker!

 

[Gwadien]

I have a Polish friend.

Said Polish friend is autistic.

Said Polish friend forked out £150 for a IELTS test (English test.)

Said Polish friend told college that she's autistic.

Said Polish friend's college has done nothing about autism, gave her no advice etc.

I just found out she could have had extra time on her exam (I found out she was autistic after I went through some stuff with her.)

IELTS peoples want 6 weeks for 'administrative purposes' to give her some extra time to do her exam.

Exam is on Saturday.

GG College.

 

[Scouse]

the rear mech hanger seems displaced and scuffed up

"a bit"

 

[sayward]

Who on earth thought it would be a good idea for a car not to have a dipstick? Must've been a man.

 

[TdC]

"a bit"

tbh there was a pretty big hole in the top of the box, like someone had kicked it

 

[Scouse]

tbh there was a pretty big hole in the top of the box, like someone had kicked it

That's a really poor show. I'd have either refused to take delivery or written "box damaged" on the signature form.

But I guess that's not that easy now it's all electric sigs... :\

 

[TdC]

I wasn't in. The neighbors accepted it.

 

[caLLous]

tbh there was a pretty big hole in the top of the box, like someone had kicked it

Maybe they realised it was a bike.