SPAM random annoying things

[old.user4556]

BURT HURT.

Like Burt Reynolds? That bit where he goes down the rapids in Deliverance, that looks like Burt Hurt.

 

[caLLous]

I do find it amazing how when someone made a random comment on the 'Random Spam Thread' @old.Tohtori jumped on them like OMG NO YOU NEED TO BE MORE PRECISE OVER STATISTICS OF WHAT YOU DID AND WHEN YOU DID IT, I WANT A REPORT.

When people confront him he just gets butt-hurt.

BURT HURT.

He's also SUPER quick to jump on any anti-Scouse bandwagon going with snidey little comments that contribute nothing to whatever is being discussed at the time.

 

[TdC]

Or...we could all try to be a bit nicer and post pics of cars, bikes and bewbs for everyone to enjoy.

 

[Moriath]

Or...we could all try to be a bit nicer and post pics of cars, bikes and bewbs for everyone to enjoy.

Not bikes. You know where that leads. Lol

 

[Gwadien]

Or...we could all try to be a bit nicer and post pics of cars, bikes and bewbs for everyone to enjoy.

Stop trying to be the diplomat, it doesn't suit you, you hippie.

 

[old.Tohtori]

He's also SUPER quick to jump on any anti-Scouse bandwagon going with snidey little comments that contribute nothing to whatever is being discussed at the time.

Yes because noone else on this forum takes the piss out of other members. Scouse is a big boy, we've talked, he'll say if he's bothered, he doesn't need security

If you'd just admit you wanted to mock me for liking the turtles, that'd be fine.

 

[TdC]

I take the piss out of my member all the time, but I draw the line at taking out someone elses

 

[Edmond]

..... and bewbs for everyone to enjoy.

I know my place

 

[Gwadien]

I take the piss out of my member all the time, but I draw the line at taking out someone elses

Well, if you didn't take the piss out of your member, you'd cause some serious blockage, surely?

 

[Moriath]

Well, if you didn't take the piss out of your member, you'd cause some serious blockage, surely?

Could get quite uncomfortable.

 

[Gwadien]

Dissertation Research Proposal.

Writing a 4.5k word proposal on a 15k word dissertation.

Fun days.

 

[Scouse]

Fun days.

It's "good times" remember?

@Big G loves it when you say good times. It gives him good times.

Ahhh. Good times.

 

[Gwadien]

It's "good times" remember?

@Big G loves it when you say good times. It gives him good times.

Ahhh. Good times.

Oh yeah, shit, I remember that.

Good times.

 

[old.user4556]

Yessss, "good times" is back!

"Hoovering done, washing hung up, kids in bed, toilet cleaned. Good times".

NO. NOT GOOD TIMES. FUCKING DULL TIMES. BEIGE TIMES.

 

[sayward]

Hasn't anyone else been stuck on bloody Southern Rail all day going nowhere very fast?

 

[Raven]

Yessss, "good times" is back!

"Hoovering done, washing hung up, kids in bed, toilet cleaned. Good times".

NO. NOT GOOD TIMES. FUCKING DULL TIMES. BEIGE TIMES.

Shit taken

Good times.

 

[CorNokZ]

time for some feeling-sorry-for-myself pie

I know what you mean, bro

 

[Jupitus]

Hasn't anyone else been stuck on bloody Southern Rail all day going nowhere very fast?

Nope, but I read about it... I bus to work in Canary Wharf in about 30 mins from the good old east end!

 

[Moriath]

Hasn't anyone else been stuck on bloody Southern Rail all day going nowhere very fast?

Saw power cuts thought that was yesterday?

 

[Moriath]

I know what you mean, bro

Warm apple pie

 

[DaGaffer]

Bus strike in Dublin today. Pain in the arse.

 

[Gwadien]

Bus strike in Dublin today. Pain in the arse.

Bet the drivers get pissed off when the buses go on strike.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ranged weapons on TV and movies, noone seems to know how they work

Would make fights ofcourse a lot shorter, but come on.

 

[TdC]

Ranged weapons on TV and movies, noone seems to know how they work

 

[TdC]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDsQl2-_JAg

 

[TdC]

JESUS ALLAH BUDDAH AND FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WHY ARE MICROSOFT OFFICE PRODUCTS SO FUCKING RETARDED

 

[old.Tohtori]

Must be a saturday, TdC having trouble with microsoft

 

[caLLous]

JESUS ALLAH BUDDAH AND FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER WHY ARE MICROSOFT OFFICE PRODUCTS SO FUCKING RETARDED

It's only you that struggles with them isn't it?

 

[TdC]

When I rename a connector shape in Visio, Visio moves the shape slightly. Having really finely aligned connectors becomes impossible, because I have to realign them every so often.

*waits for @MYstIC G to say "but Teedles, you are obv a spanner, because 8 layers deep in the options menu of a hidden feature that is only active in certain beta versions of Visio, there is a configuration item that allows you to change this on a shape-by-shape basis. Ofc, you'll have to do this 8 zillion times, but it's there so MS Office can't be at fault" *


NNNGGGGGHHH!!!

 

[TdC]

It's only you that struggles with them isn't it?

remember that .gif that CokeNase posted about selecting text in PDF's? I recognized that immediately. NOBODY ELSE DID