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Ormorof

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i decided to work from home today, but i have no food for lunch, i have to put on pants and cross the street to the shop :(
 

Lakih

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no need for pants if it's just across the street... bathrobe and some shoes should do it
 

TdC

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Word trying to think for itself. Please Mr Word, if I want tabs, I will press that button myself. If I want lists, I will make lists. if I want to paste something, I certainly don't fucking want you to fucking keep the original formatting. Why can I not turn this off permanently?
 

Syri

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Word trying to think for itself. Please Mr Word, if I want tabs, I will press that button myself. If I want lists, I will make lists. if I want to paste something, I certainly don't fucking want you to fucking keep the original formatting. Why can I not turn this off permanently?
Because they need something to put in the next version they try to sell to you :p
 

TdC

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Maybe. Personally I think it's because they are cunts :(
 

MYstIC G

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Word trying to think for itself. Please Mr Word, if I want tabs, I will press that button myself. If I want lists, I will make lists. if I want to paste something, I certainly don't fucking want you to fucking keep the original formatting. Why can I not turn this off permanently?
Because you're useless with Word?

Word Options
Proofing
AutoCorrect
Turn off what you don't want
Remove the joy that Meg has ripping the piss out of you being useless at Microsoft Word
 

TdC

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Because you're useless with Word?

Word Options
Proofing
AutoCorrect
Turn off what you don't want
Remove the joy that Meg has ripping the piss out of you being useless at Microsoft Word

yay, so it's like buried 10 layers deep in some options thing? good stuff! also, none of the things in that menu, which I actually HAPPEN TO KNOW ABOUT thank you very much, have anything to do with Word bolloxing up naming of images, references, and the other shit it always gets wrong. so ner :eek:
 

TdC

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just completed my research paper. time to send it off and have several people tell me what a giant pile of arse it is.
 

old.Tohtori

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just completed my research paper. time to send it off and have several people tell me what a giant pile of arse it is.

Just post it here, we can do that for you.

On second thought, don't bother posting, we can tell you it's sh*t anyway :D
 

MYstIC G

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just completed my research paper. time to send it off and have several people tell me what a giant pile of arse it is.
Well if you won't bother to learn how to use Word then what do you expect?
 

old.Tohtori

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People who don't know how to explain what they want.

"We need some graphcis on our page"
Me: "Alright, what kind?"
"Graphics. Something that looks good."
Me: "What kind? Banners, just images, of what, refernces?"
"You know, graphics."

No i f*cking don't know :p
 

DaGaffer

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Rotavirus. Both kids down with it since Saturday, both in hospital last night getting rehydrated (which isn't as medical as it sounds - we could have done it at home if the stupid locum doctor had prescribed anti-sickness syrup). Still chucking up today. Fortunately most adults are largely immune.

Costs so far; €200 hospital fees, €70 for anti-sickness drug, €110 to get the car valeted after they hurled all over it. I've told the kids they're either a. going down the coalmines, or b. launching their own lucrative Youtube channel to pay the bills. They're thinking about it.
 

CorNokZ

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Mmm free health-care

But really, all the best to them! Hope they recover soon!
 

Moriath

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Not being able to feel you arse or coxor after having injection in your spin.

Theres something between my legs but its totall disconnected from my body at the moment.
 

fettoken

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Not being able to feel you arse or coxor after having injection in your spin.

Theres something between my legs but its totall disconnected from my body at the moment.

Do you have cancer or some such? /:
 

Moriath

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I have degenerated spine disks. And they injected steroids and anesthetic in to it to help the pain.
 

Scouse

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I have degenerated spine disks. And they injected steroids and anesthetic in to it to help the pain.
I know you've probably answered this before (probably answered me) - but are they gonna operate or is it inoperable?
 

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