SPAM random annoying things

[georgie]

*Mission Impossible drop down from ceiling*

Have you got Jean Reno with you at the other end of the rope too?

 

[mooSe_]

This trending on facebook thing pisses me off every day. Is there a way to turn it off? "Big Sean: Rapper Reportedly Tweets About Justin Bieber's On-Stage Hug With Ariana Grande". What the fuck is this shit? Who cares? And why is it only 'reportedly'? Has it not been confirmed whether or not Big Sean actually tweeted? Shouldn't that be really easy to confirm by just like going on his twitter account?

 

[CorNokZ]

Ppl on Facebook in general. I read a random comment saying something along the lines of "it has recently been proven that Jesus might have been a dwarf". Was it proven or not, you imbecil?!

 

[Ormorof]

Ppl on Facebook in general. I read a random comment saying something along the lines of "it has recently been proven that Jesus might have been a dwarf". Was it proven or not, you imbecil?!

i saw one about how we are all doomed because jellyfish and starfish are all dying in the pacific DOOOMED... the "Related articles" underneath showed two items, first was "Why are there so many fake stories on before the news?" and second was "No we are not all doomed because of a few dying starfish, this is normal"

 

[old.Tohtori]

People who ask you to bring something from the store and then b*tch about bringing the wrong brand or some such(when spesification was in style of "juice").

Next time, get your own jews hitler

 

[fettoken]

Just about to go get a haircut and shop some groceries, of course i forgot my credit card in the pants that's currently being washed in the washing machine. Fml.

 

[TdC]

People who ask you to bring something from the store and then b*tch about bringing the wrong brand or some such(when spesification was in style of "juice").

Next time, get your own jews hitler

an ex of mine was like that. if I was doing a grocery run and she wasn't there, she'd often ring me to add last minute things to the list. I learned to get her to be super mother-fucking specific, because there was no chance I was ever getting her super vague instructions right

 

[old.Tohtori]

an ex of mine was like that. if I was doing a grocery run and she wasn't there, she'd often ring me to add last minute things to the list. I learned to get her to be super mother-fucking specific, because there was no chance I was ever getting her super vague instructions right

Yeah, women. Pfft. If my guy friends ask for something they ask for example "beer and chips" and that's as far as expectations and instructions go.

 

[TdC]

yes, and you don't get hell for "bringing the wrong kind", because there are no "wrong" kinds of beer and chips.

 

[Moriath]

yes, and you don't get hell for "bringing the wrong kind", because there are no "wrong" kinds of beer and chips.

I guess you mean crisps not chips really

 

[old.Tohtori]

I meant potato chips, UK crisps.

 

[Moriath]

I meant potato chips, UK crisps.

We have potato chips here. We have them with fish.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yes i know

I just go to american variants by default as Finnish tends to translate to it easier. Also my english "training" at before school era came from american cartoons.

I try to force myself to UK when i'm around here, but slipups and all

 

[Moriath]

Hehe. Damn Americanisms taking over the mother language lol

 

[TdC]

I think the UK is the only place in the world that still calls them crisps. I wonder if the Aussies still do? I've been, but the only thing I can remember about the culinary delights are Shapes and TimTams 0o

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hehe. Damn Americanisms taking over the mother language lol

It's probably due to entertainment, games and movies to be spesific, being mostly american in the distribution spectrum.

Bet if you looked at the main source of entertainment of a country and compared it to their english use, there'd be a correlation.

@Scouse the above has no research done on it, so feel free to correct it as it's just a speculation

 

[Moriath]

I think the UK is the only place in the world that still calls them crisps. I wonder if the Aussies still do? I've been, but the only thing I can remember about the culinary delights are Shapes and TimTams 0o

Mm timtams

 

[Raven]

Shit penguins.

 

[Moriath]

It's probably due to entertainment, games and movies to be spesific, being mostly american in the distribution spectrum.

Bet if you looked at the main source of entertainment of a country and compared it to their english use, there'd be a correlation.

@Scouse the above has no research done on it, so feel free to correct it as it's just a speculation

Our way is right got it. Everyone else is wrong. So there

 

[Raven]

The fact that all chairs suck, all of them.

I have been sat on a stupid memory foam arse pillow for so long after my op that anything else is really uncomfortable, and I fucking hate my stupid memory foam arse pillow. I carry it around like a disabled captain America.

 

[Moriath]

The fact that all chairs suck, all of them.

I have been sat on a stupid memory foam arse pillow for so long after my op that anything else is really uncomfortable, and I fucking hate my stupid memory foam arse pillow. I carry it around like a disabled captain America.

I agree but that because from my l3 to s1 vertebrae are fucked.

 

[Agell]

I think the UK is the only place in the world that still calls them crisps. I wonder if the Aussies still do? I've been, but the only thing I can remember about the culinary delights are Shapes and TimTams 0o

Chips over here (Aus) not crisps

 

[Edmond]

Aren't Tim tams basically penguin bars?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Our way is right got it. Everyone else is wrong. So there

That's how "you people" take most comments

 

[CorNokZ]

 

[TdC]

Aren't Tim tams basically penguin bars?

I feel an urgent need to verify the authenticity of your statement, Sir!

 

[Raven]

Mm timtams

Shit penguins.

The prosecution rests.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What are these penguin/timtams? From what i found on the internet they're some kind of chocolatey wafer thing?

Upon further inspection, more like two digestives with cream in between and covered in choccie?

 

[DaGaffer]

What are these penguin/timtams? From what i found on the internet they're some kind of chocolatey wafer thing?

Upon further inspection, more like two digestives with cream in between and covered in choccie?

TimTams are Australia's solitary contribution to world cuisine. Penguins are OK, but TimTams are fan-fucking-tastic.

 

[TdC]

tbh I also kinda like ANZAC cookies Gaff </FHconfessions>