SPAM random annoying things

[Lamp]

Everyone ages. Some people look even better the older they get. For example, here's magician Paul Daniels looking half his age. Still playing to the audience. What a star !

 

[Ormorof]

Everyone ages except Paul Rudd

 

[Tom]

She looks alright to me, a typical middle-age woman photographed in poor lighting conditions. Who is anyone here to judge.

 

[Scouse]

She looks alright to me, a typical middle-age woman photographed in poor lighting conditions. Who is anyone here to judge.

I'm here to judge, because she's joined the spiritual universal life church or something.

Still. Would bang. But I'm getting on myself.

 

[Lamp]

If you're getting it on yourself, mop it up with a kleenex

 

[Gwadien]

If you're getting it on yourself, mop it up with a kleenex

Other brands are available

 

[Lamp]

Just as long as its not Russell Brand

 

[Scouse]

5000 micrograms of microplastics in your brain, per gram of tissue!

That's nearly 7 grams of plastic in your head, right now.

Levels of microplastics in human brains may be rapidly rising, study suggests

Research looking at tissue from postmortems between 1997 and 2024 finds upward trend in contamination

www.theguardian.com

 

[Overdriven]

5000 micrograms of microplastics in your brain, per gram of tissue!

That's nearly 7 grams of plastic in your head, right now.

Levels of microplastics in human brains may be rapidly rising, study suggests

Research looking at tissue from postmortems between 1997 and 2024 finds upward trend in contamination

www.theguardian.com

Explains why I'm so fat.

Not eating too much. Micro plastic.

 

[Overdriven]

Just got off the phone with one of my medical teams as they want to see me face to face next week. It takes me 2 hours to get to London and a bit longer to get home...

Me: "Can you make this a telephone appt please?"
Then: "Sorry, we have pre-booked face to face and pre-booked telephone appointments"
Me: "Surely it's easy to have a phone call as they don't need to inspect me for anything?"
Them: "Not how it works, even though you're right"
Me: "Then I need to reschedule"
Them: "April"
Me: "Cool, done"

I may have just found an improvement for the NHS. Maybe if it's not a mandatory F2F (e.g. not sticking their fingers in me and playing puppet master) then a phone call would do.

 

[Embattle]

I'm here to judge, because she's joined the spiritual universal life church or something.

Still. Would bang. But I'm getting on myself.

I had to go back a page when I realised you weren't talking about the photo at the top of the page.

 

[Scouse]

I had to go back a page when I realised you weren't talking about the photo at the top of the page.

Still. Not necessarily ruling that out.

 

[Lamp]

Just got off the phone with one of my medical teams as they want to see me face to face next week. It takes me 2 hours to get to London and a bit longer to get home...

Me: "Can you make this a telephone appt please?"
Then: "Sorry, we have pre-booked face to face and pre-booked telephone appointments"
Me: "Surely it's easy to have a phone call as they don't need to inspect me for anything?"
Them: "Not how it works, even though you're right"
Me: "Then I need to reschedule"
Them: "April"
Me: "Cool, done"

I may have just found an improvement for the NHS. Maybe if it's not a mandatory F2F (e.g. not sticking their fingers in me and playing puppet master) then a phone call would do.

Reminds me of the conversation between Basil Fawlty and Mr Hamilton

"Well if you could have dinner now it would be easier for us"
"Shall I go to bed now, would that be easier for you ?"

 

[Raven]

AAA games prices.

Civ 7 £59.99 base £119.99 for the gamepass.

*Trump voice* I am hearing £99.99 base for GTA, everyone loves it!

Get to absolute fuck.