SPAM random annoying things

[Scouse]

I've never had a throat as sore as mine is now

I've been avoiding coughing, I'm walking with my head bowed slightly forward because chin up seems to strech the sore bit, it's fucking excruciating.

I'd type more, but I guess I should wait for the cock jokes...

 

[Moriath]

I've never had a throat as sore as mine is now

I've been avoiding coughing, I'm walking with my head bowed slightly forward because chin up seems to strech the sore bit, it's fucking excruciating.

I'd type more, but I guess I should wait for the cock jokes...

Take a cycle ride. I'm sure it will keep you fit and healthy heheh. Or go find a dude to give a blow job to. Didn't want to let you down.

 

[Scouse]

Take a cycle ride. I'm sure it will keep you fit and healthy heheh.

Got a 200-miler coming Friday>Sunday. Hopefully my lungs'll take it.

I've got a sore throat, yes, but the pain the rest of my body has gone because of my exercise

 

[TdC]

I'm live and let live about it most of the time these days, but there's one road near me where the lycra mob seem to do time trials every single weekend and it fucks up all the traffic in North County Dublin. In their defence though, there have been promises of an alternate cycle route for at least a decade. The current cycle path does this (and shortly after this the pavements disappear as well, so pedestrians also have to use the road):

However, until the cycle path is built, single file you cunts!

please please please fill a balloon with some fake blood and pop it at that wall about face high. omg do it for the lols. and science. but mostly the lols. c'maaaawn Gaff!

 

[TdC]

I've never had a throat as sore as mine is now

I've been avoiding coughing, I'm walking with my head bowed slightly forward because chin up seems to strech the sore bit, it's fucking excruciating.

I'd type more, but I guess I should wait for the cock jokes...

gws chumlar!

 

[Moriath]

Got a 200-miler coming Friday>Sunday. Hopefully my lungs'll take it.

I've got a sore throat, yes, but the pain the rest of my body has gone because of my exercise

Can't solve lumbar degenerative disks with cycling

 

[Gwadien]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRvyNuFGcHA


So people have been crying over this.

How the fuck did they think gravy was made?

 

[Billargh]

I'm more offended about how badly they fucked up the orientation on that video.

 

[Moriath]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRvyNuFGcHA


So people have been crying over this.

How the fuck did they think gravy was made?

Why such small shit when it's been on tv at 1080p

 

[caLLous]

It won't have been on TV at 1080p...

/pedant

 

[Moriath]

It won't have been on TV at 1080p...

/pedant

1080i then

 

[old.Tohtori]

I've been avoiding coughing, I'm walking with my head bowed slightly forward because chin up seems to strech the sore bit, it's fucking excruciating.

Bodytemp water, coughdrops(etc) of your choice and stretch that sore muscle tiny bit by tiny bit.

Solved all my streetwalking problems.

 

[Raven]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRvyNuFGcHA


So people have been crying over this.

How the fuck did they think gravy was made?

Wow, that's how console players must feel like, all the time.

 

[Ormorof]

supermarkets before a public holiday

its one day with irregular opening hours, not the damn apocalypse calm down ffs

 

[old.Tohtori]

supermarkets before a public holiday

its one day with irregular opening hours, not the damn apocalypse calm down ffs

Quite. Usually people buy stuff they don't even need. I noticed tomorrow the shops are closed and instead of rushing out to buy stuff, checked if i had enough stuff laying around.

Although on the flipside you can find a lot of sales for foods so if you plan ahead it can save you a few days groceries.

 

[Raven]

Shops are open here as Sunday opening time.

Shops shut and no understanding of knife etiquette.

Heathen

 

[Job]

Because our road is practically the only way to the beach for most of Liverpool, every time the Sun peeks out for 2 minutes on a weekend you could walk there on stationary car roofs, and they just keep coming, joining a queue that must be 500 cars long and then 4 hours later it's the same queue going the other way.

 

[Job]

I'm live and let live about it most of the time these days, but there's one road near me where the lycra mob seem to do time trials every single weekend and it fucks up all the traffic in North County Dublin. In their defence though, there have been promises of an alternate cycle route for at least a decade. The current cycle path does this (and shortly after this the pavements disappear as well, so pedestrians also have to use the road):

However, until the cycle path is built, single file you cunts!

We have a dual carriageway that everyone does 80 on and it has a wide cyclepath either side, but you can guarantee every cock on an expensive bike will ride down the road causing fukin chaos with 50 cars behind him doing 25 trying to pull out into a lane doing 80...they should be shot.

 

[DaGaffer]

Quite. Usually people buy stuff they don't even need. I noticed tomorrow the shops are closed and instead of rushing out to buy stuff, checked if i had enough stuff laying around.

Although on the flipside you can find a lot of sales for foods so if you plan ahead it can save you a few days groceries.

Can't buy booze in Ireland on Good Friday and it's not even a bank holiday. How fucked up is that?

 

[Ormorof]

Can't buy booze in Ireland on Good Friday and it's not even a bank holiday. How fucked up is that?

bet the pope can get a glass of red wine in rome!

 

[Moriath]

Shops are open here as Sunday opening time.

Shops shut and no understanding of knife etiquette.

Heathen

Most are not open Sunday. Like xmas day.

 

[Raven]

They are however open tomorrow with Sunday opening times. (like I said )

 

[Scouse]

We have a dual carriageway that everyone does 80 on and it has a wide cyclepath either side, but you can guarantee every cock on an expensive bike will ride down the road causing fukin chaos with 50 cars behind him doing 25 trying to pull out into a lane doing 80...they should be shot.

I do hate that - but they'd probably use it if the cycle path was any good - but it'll have bits of glass, be rougher etc, whereas the road is worn smooth.

But then - road cyclists

 

[old.Tohtori]

Shops shut and no understanding of knife etiquette.

Heathen

BArs open until 4am and cyclists almost never ride on the road. I love being a heathen.

 

[leggy]

I have 3 massive bottles of Innis and Gunn. It's the best beer.

Not that annoying really but they aren't cold enough to drink right at this precise moment in time.

 

[Bodhi]

I have 3 massive bottles of Innis and Gunn. It's the best beer.

Not that annoying really but they aren't cold enough to drink right at this precise moment in time.

Lovely beer, and the one I had was like rocket fuel.

Not sure it's the best, but definitely top 10. I'd still favour a large Dead Pony Club myself. Or anything from the Island Brewery...

 

[leggy]

Lovely beer, and the one I had was like rocket fuel.

Not sure it's the best, but definitely top 10. I'd still favour a large Dead Pony Club myself. Or anything from the Island Brewery...

Top 10 is better. Depends on the mood. Love a dead pony club. Seriously hoppy but not too strong.

Don't know the island brewery at all. Will definitely check out some of their wares.

 

[Bodhi]

Top 10 is better. Depends on the mood. Love a dead pony club. Seriously hoppy but not too strong.

Don't know the island brewery at all. Will definitely check out some of their wares.

Sadly it's in California, and I don't think they send it over here

However if you do find somewhere over here that does it, by Christ let me know. Last time I went the OH didn't speak to me for 3 days, as I said something along the lines of "This place makes the travelling and 2 weeks away from home worthwhile ". And it was totally worth it.

As far as I can tell, Dead Pony Club is a tribute to the kind of beers they do. Quite hoppy and gassy (all American microbreweries are similar) but damn they taste good.

 

[Job]

I do hate that - but they'd probably use it if the cycle path was any good - but it'll have bits of glass, be rougher etc, whereas the road is worn smooth.

But then - road cyclists

That was the cheif excuse when I was in a racing club 30 years ago, and running on tubs might have some validity, but tyres are very puncture proof now and these cycle paths are perfect..it's that cycle snobbery...I' m a proper cyclist, so I'll risk my life as I see fit.

 

[old.user4556]

I have 3 massive bottles of Innis and Gunn. It's the best beer.

Not that annoying really but they aren't cold enough to drink right at this precise moment in time.

I much prefer Brewdog's brews to I&G, some of the I&G stuff is just too sweet.