SPAM random annoying things

[TdC]

heh, I spent half the day talking to customers that my manager is too scared to handle. I await my upcoming assessment where he will no-doubt inform me that I haven't applied myself enough with studied apathy.

 

[fettoken]

Hah chances are I'll be on half servings to begin with until I get accustomed to it. First time (and last so far) I had it, I was sweating/shaking/nauseous, but damn I was lifting heavier weights than I ever have before, the session lasted about twice as long too, haha.

Does it work for sexxeh-sessions as well?

 

[mooSe_]

managed to cut my nose while shaving

 

[TdC]

programming app servers in java. I've forgotten how much I hate app servers.

 

[Edmond]

managed to cut my nose while shaving

Sort of thing I would've expected @Deebs to post tbh

 

[Moriath]

Ho him. Sat at Heathrow. Waiting to drop off wife's son for flight to America

I love getting up at 5:30 on my holidays lol

 

[Billargh]

Does it work for sexxeh-sessions as well?

That has never even crossed my mind but what a genius suggestion!

 

[fettoken]

That has never even crossed my mind but what a genius suggestion!

Try and post any results!

 

[old.user4556]

Sort of thing I would've expected @Deebs to post tbh

Deebs would have been like "cut my nose whilst strimming the lawn".

 

[old.Tohtori]

Foreginer waking me up at sunday 10am, like it's an emergency, to say "Hey buddy, my phone internets it is not working".

Did not catch my good mood.

 

[Raven]

You should thank him for helping you avoid wasting the day.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You should thank him for helping you avoid wasting the day.

Useless notion. Jolt down what "so wonderfully productive" you get up to before noon on your free time.

Especially if you interrupt sleepy time with f*cking phone problems.

 

[TdC]

I too have arisen before 12. 11:52 to be precise. This is ridiculous

 

[Billargh]

Who the fuck does anything productive on a Sunday? Mine solely consist of dossing around watching football and playing games.

 

[TdC]

I'm programming for my bachelor while high on a mix of 50% lemsip 50% brandy. I hope to fuck I understand tomorrow what brilliance I came up with today

 

[Shagrat]

I'm programming for my bachelor while high on a mix of 50% lemsip 50% brandy. I hope to fuck I understand tomorrow what brilliance I came up with today

Well brilliance is one step away from madness so you might be onto something here!!

 

[TdC]

aaaaaand today my work bachelor assessor told me that he wants even more crap in the project, basically completely changing the original project definition that the school, myself, and he agreed on. ofc I have way too much free time and am happy to take this on with only two months to go.

wait...what?

 

[Overdriven]

Madness

 

[Scouse]

aaaaaand today my work bachelor assessor told me that he wants even more crap in the project, basically completely changing the original project definition that the school, myself, and he agreed on. ofc I have way too much free time and am happy to take this on with only two months to go.

wait...what?

I'd be tempted to say "stick to what we agreed to".

 

[TdC]

I did. He told me it's not enough. I told him about the paper agreement and he said it's not bachelor-worthy. Now. After months. He also told me to change my school assessor, who, admittedly I have heard nothing from in over a month, but that's fairly typical. I'm about to die from stress tbh.

 

[CorNokZ]

Just let me do some of the work. I got the App Server For Dummies book. That is sort of the stuff you do right? I can even, like, understand some HTML and CSS. C# I've used, but didn't get it at all.

 

[TdC]

it's cool chum: I already have the MVC app about done. what I'm tempted to do now is FAKE what the barstand asked me, and just present the...uh...enriched data as live. after that if anyone asks questions I'll be all like "but this project was a proof of concept??? waddayamean, work in the real world???" and take 6 months leave, using my diploma as a wank rag every day until it stops being funny.

 

[Scouse]

I did. He told me it's not enough. I told him about the paper agreement and he said it's not bachelor-worthy. Now. After months.

Did he tell you why he agreed to it then?

The twat.

 

[Gwadien]

I am fucking sick to death of trying to find fucking books that I need to read to do essays, because they're the best writers, and the options that you have are;

• Pay £35 to get a copy
• Go to the top universities.

Who ever says 'education is for all' is a fucking idiot.

It's not.

 

[Raven]

Do they not give you the list early on so you could source used ones?

I bought all mine (probably a lot less mind) at the start of the year and for the most part haven't even touched them yet because the source text is quoted anyway.

I think I spent no more than 30-40 in total on around 10 books.

Also, don't you get a grant for books and shizzle? Even a laptop?

 

[Moriath]

Do they not give you the list early on so you could source used ones?

I bought all mine (probably a lot less mind) at the start of the year and for the most part haven't even touched them yet because the source text is quoted anyway.

I think I spent no more than 30-40 in total on around 10 books.

Also, don't you get a grant for books and shizzle? Even a laptop?

We used to get a book list at the beginning of terms. But if you have to do researched essays the info usually doesn't come from the recommended texts but from others that you research. Have to be quick in the uni library. Or even try the town library.

 

[Gwadien]

Do they not give you the list early on so you could source used ones?

I bought all mine (probably a lot less mind) at the start of the year and for the most part haven't even touched them yet because the source text is quoted anyway.

I think I spent no more than 30-40 in total on around 10 books.

Also, don't you get a grant for books and shizzle? Even a laptop?

I bought like 9-10 books at the start of the year, one of them has become useful, that's about it, the ones we were told to buy WERE the cheap ones, that's the issue to be honest.

We do have books in the library, but 300 people on the course, 5 books...

I can't help but feel that I'm like a paying customer rather than a student.

Grant for books? - you mean the student loans that I'm in debt with?

 

[Moriath]

It seemed to me the books we were asked to buy at uni were written by the lecturers. Just giving them royalties

 

[mooSe_]

Finding temporary work. I'm getting offers for permanent developer positions but I can't take them because I'm leaving the country in a few months. Apparently I'm not good enough to work at Sainsbury's or Wickes though; they both said I wouldn't fit in after I filled in the questionnaire lol. I just need to make some money ffs.

 

[Moriath]

Finding temporary work. I'm getting offers for permanent developer positions but I can't take them because I'm leaving the country in a few months. Apparently I'm not good enough to work at Sainsbury's or Wickes though; they both said I wouldn't fit in after I filled in the questionnaire lol. I just need to make some money ffs.

I hate places like that when they really think he over qualified etc etc.