SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

'Lads'

That word annoys me.

The meaning of a 'lad' has been destroyed.

And it wasn't exactly a positive term to start off with.

 

[Moriath]

'Lads'

That word annoys me.

The meaning of a 'lad' has been destroyed.

And it wasn't exactly a positive term to start off with.

Lads night out

Lads on the pull

Hehe

Your so metro sexual.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Your so metro sexual.

You're

 

[Billargh]

I have no idea where metrosexuality comes into this.

 

[TdC]

I think Gwad is just upset about the difference between lads out on the pull and pulls out of a lad

 

[TdC]

I have no idea where metrosexuality comes into this.

metro is sooooo 2009. I have been informed by my personal assistants that the jumbersexual is the new black.

http://gearjunkie.com/the-rise-of-the-lumbersexual

 

[Zarjazz]

Excellent, wait long enough and looking like a scruffy bastard eventually becomes stylish.

 

[old.Tohtori]

pulls out of a lad

Yeah, he hates when someone does that to him prematurely.

 

[old.Tohtori]

metro is sooooo 2009. I have been informed by my personal assistants that the jumbersexual is the new black.

http://gearjunkie.com/the-rise-of-the-lumbersexual

I've been saying that for years, but i called it "retrosexual"

 

[TdC]

Excellent, wait long enough and looking like a scruffy bastard eventually becomes stylish.

Exactly. Also, you can say that you were ahead of the curve, because you have looked exactly the same for the past 15 years. I think this is what my senior management call being "visionary".

 

[Billargh]

metro is sooooo 2009. I have been informed by my personal assistants that the jumbersexual is the new black.

http://gearjunkie.com/the-rise-of-the-lumbersexual

I genuinely thought this was a fashion thing I could possibly approve of until I seen the 'Metrojill and Lumbersexuals' section, christ that lot look like monumental tossers.

Not that I could partake, I'm 25 in a few days and still can't grow anything resembling stubble never mind a beard. Balls to 'fashion'.

 

[CorNokZ]

Bet you exactly 0% of them knows how an axe fucking works..

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bet you exactly 0% of them knows how an axe fucking works..

You point the nozzle at your armpit and press the button?

 

[Edmond]

You point the nozzle at your armpit and press the button?

That's lost in the UK as we call it Lynx

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's lost in the UK as we call it Lynx

 

[TdC]

I'm 25 in a few days and still can't grow anything

smooth boy

 

[Raven]

Excellent, wait long enough and looking like a scruffy bastard eventually becomes stylish.

Thats been my plan all along, had a beard for 8 years now and finally it is in fashion.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Thats been my plan all along, had a beard for 8 years now and finally it is in fashion.

Yeah but i bet you trim, shower and wear clean clothes. You're such a lumbersexual poser.

 

[mooSe_]

I don't have a beard but lumber really turns me on

 

[Billargh]

I've got some serious lumber right now.

 

[Gwadien]

So the sole heating system in my grandmas house ( gas heater ) broke, and she rang my mum up to get her to ring the council (She's like 87 or so now)

Rang up the 'weekend emergency heating' number for the council; on hold for a hour, then their response is 'She'll get help in 48 hours, for now, tell her to go sit next to the storage heater.'

LOL THE FUCK.

Thankfully, there wasn't much wrong, it was a bit dusty apparently.

 

[Raven]

Yeah but i bet you trim, shower and wear clean clothes. You're such a lumbersexual poser.

Its true, I have a Brazilian.

 

[TdC]

I had a Brazilian for a while, but some silly bugger let her escape -.-

 

[caLLous]

"her"

 

[Jupitus]

"it"

 

[russell]

The in laws just had a go at me for donating to a food bank?!

 

[Gwadien]

The in laws just had a go at me for donating to a food bank?!

LOL

 

[DaGaffer]

The in laws just had a go at me for donating to a food bank?!

Huh?

 

[Moriath]

Should be able to donate what and where ever you want

 

[CorNokZ]

Should be able to donate what and where ever you want

That's what I said, but I was still convicted of rape