SPAM random annoying things

[Shagrat]

being woken up at 3am by your daughter projectile vomiting everywhere in an Exorcist remake style

Operation cleanup then.......

 

[Billargh]

I'd be sat in a corner, crying, rocking myself just knowing it's only going to be a few days before I'm doing the same.

 

[Jupitus]

being woken up at 3am by your daughter projectile vomiting everywhere in an Exorcist remake style

Operation cleanup then.......

You had the projectile dihorrea yet? That's even worse

 

[old.Tohtori]

You had the projectile dihorrea yet? That's even worse

Is there any other kind? Slightly dribbly diarrhea that takes an hour to evaquate your , ?

 

[Jupitus]

Is there any other kind? Slightly dribbly diarrhea that takes an hour to evaquate your , ?

The kind that is your kid's, not yours, and flows at a horrendous rate whilst said kid is still in bed / pyjamas

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't know how to rate that

 

[Overdriven]

... Great time to read FH. Just before I'm going to get some food.

 

[old.Tohtori]

... Great time to read FH. Just before I'm going to get some food.

Curry?

 

[Billargh]

I just had my very first burrito.

 

[Raven]

Food of the gods.

 

[Billargh]

Well I thought I was in the spam thread, ah well!

 

[Scouse]

I just had my very first burrito.

How the fuck old are you?

Food of the gods.

Nah. Enchiladas....

 

[old.Tohtori]

How the fuck old are you?

24. *points at profile* It's right there.

 

[CorNokZ]

All Mexican food is the same, it is just the "packaging" they change. Roll, dry shell, no packaging, tightly rolled, hardly rolled, lots of filling, cheese on the outside, cheese on the inside etc. All the fillings are the same.

Now I feel like a fucking smothered burrito from Taco Shop and it is not even eight in the morning. FUCK!

 

[Raven]

I guess you don't cook then?

Its not really Mexican, more American, Mexican food is actually pretty bland for the most part. The same as most "Indiian" food isn't Indian. Most Indian recipes that we eat in Europe are actually English.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Mexican food is actually pretty bland for the most part.

It's because the trip from spain watered down their foods

 

[DaGaffer]

It's because the trip from spain watered down their foods

"Mexican" food is actually Tex-Mex

 

[Billargh]

How the fuck old are you?

24. *points at profile* It's right there.

Hawey Scouse, sort it out.

 

[Scouse]

Hawey Scouse, sort it out.

It was kinda a rhetorical question - I expect anyone over the age of 2 to have tried mexican food

 

[old.Tohtori]

Do not give Scouse children people.

 

[Scouse]

Do not give Scouse children people.

Start kids early on spicy food tbh. My mate's kid (3) really loves Thai...

 

[Cadelin]

Confusing Will Wheaton and Joss Whedon and then having to listen while some pedantic scifi nerd explained in great deal both their careers.

 

[Billargh]

It was kinda a rhetorical question - I expect anyone over the age of 2 to have tried mexican food

Hah I figured. I'm a stupidly picky eater though and a burrito bar just opened up in town, so I had to give it a crack.

 

[soze]

New neighbours. The decided to move in at 1.30 last night. There are no street lights round here so some of them fell over and hurt themselves badly enough to call an ambulance. So at half two later the screaming and commotion has stopped and she is on her way to hospital and everyone decides to go back to bed. At 3 the rest of the family has moved the rest of the gear inside and decide to head to the hospital. They loudly decide to leave the dog outside, and between 3 and half 7 the dog barks so much it actually loses its voice and was just crying till we put some water down and it started barking again until 10 minutes ago when the neighbours got back. And now there is very very loud music. They are not my favourite people right now.

 

[Gwadien]

Do not give Scouse children people.

I was given a proper indian curry at like 2 or something - I mean a proper indian curry at a wedding, not British-Indian curries.

 

[TdC]

accidentally causing a security incident while picking up some data to program against over the weekend -.-

 

[Calaen]

Mike Kigen gifting Mo Farah the victory at the Great north run, pure coincidence that they share the same manager. I'm sure Mo winning generates more cash for everyone though, but it was shocking to watch.

 

[Moriath]

Didn't see it. What happened.

 

[Calaen]

Didn't see it. What happened.

Kigen led the whole race and set a sick pace, till there was only him and Farah left. with about a km to go, he slowed down and let Farah get side by side to him, they had a bit of a chat then Farah fell back in behind him until the 400M mark where he put on his trade mark finish for the cameras, unfortunately his buddy started to catch him again as he got to the finish line huffing and puffing, farah just crossed the line gasping for breath and his (Managed by the same man) buddy crossed looking fresh as a fucking daisy. It was a disgrace tbh, and the press are all over it first Brit to win it in years blah blah blah.

 

[TdC]

people who turn off the numlock on a keyboard with a numpad.

*RAGE*