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[Yoni]

Hold up! Hold up! @Yoni is saying that we not only have to fake an interest in shoes, but also handbags and jackets!? OUR THEORY HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN GUYS!

Not really in reality I am happy if my chap notices if I am wearing something new (not basics)... I really do not want him to take an interest in shopping for any girly luxury items and I am also really happy if my chap is not brand conscious as then he has no fooking clue of the amount of money I have spent....

Ie bought a new MK hand bag at the weekend... What he thinks it cost 500sek, what it really cost 2500 sek.... On top of that he gets a happy girlfriend . Same with shoes..... The only chaps who are allowed an opinion on shoes imo are those who have a shoe fetish (not a bad thing).

 

[Overdriven]

3 hours looking for new shoes.
Found ONE pair I like. Want to see how they physically feel/look before I go "BUY NOW"
Went to the shop. (Where I would have bought them)
"LOL WE DON'T KEEP THESE IN STOCK - GO TO CROYDON THEY MIGHT HAVE THE!!!"
I should remember that high street shops only stock the £29.99 shoes people wear.

Now I have to go to Croydon, which is closer than Kingston and I refuse to go to Wimbledon again... Or I just buy a pair of Hugo Boss trainers and be done with it.

 

[Raven]

You only need 4 pairs of shoes (5 if you include slippers)

Work shoes
Pub shoes
Summer flip flops/sandles
Pair of trainers

Any more and you need to seek advice.

 

[Overdriven]

You only need 4 pairs of shoes (5 if you include slippers)

Work shoes
Pub shoes
Summer flip flops/sandles
Pair of trainers

Any more and you need to seek advice.

Work shoes - Got
Pub shoes - Need (Part of my day trip today)
Don't wear flip-flops as I'm not a raging homosexual.
Trainers - Also part of today as mine are dead

So I agree!

 

[Moriath]

You only need 4 pairs of shoes (5 if you include slippers)

Work shoes
Pub shoes
Summer flip flops/sandles
Pair of trainers

Any more and you need to seek advice.

eewww sandles ... only place they are acceptable is the beach.

trainers are the same as pub shoes

 

[old.Tohtori]

You only need 4 pairs of shoes (5 if you include slippers)

Work shoes
Pub shoes
Summer flip flops/sandles
Pair of trainers

Any more and you need to seek advice.

What i got is fancy shoes(for the marriages/funerals etc) and regular shoes. That's it.

 

[soze]

You only need 4 pairs of shoes (5 if you include slippers)

Work shoes
Pub shoes
Summer flip flops/sandles
Pair of trainers

Any more and you need to seek advice.

I have

Smart shoes
Everyday shoes
Boots
Nice trainers
Garden trainers

 

[Gwadien]

I have loads of shoes/trainers, because I don't pretend im a manly man.

 

[MYstIC G]

Not really in reality I am happy if my chap notices if I am wearing something new (not basics)... I really do not want him to take an interest in shopping for any girly luxury items and I am also really happy if my chap is not brand conscious as then he has no fooking clue of the amount of money I have spent....

Ie bought a new MK hand bag at the weekend... What he thinks it cost 500sek, what it really cost 2500 sek.... On top of that he gets a happy girlfriend . Same with shoes..... The only chaps who are allowed an opinion on shoes imo are those who have a shoe fetish (not a bad thing).

or pretends to notice by say pretending to like shoes... oh and he doesn't buy them either... someone got the memo and nailed it!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I have loads of shoes/trainers, because I don't pretend im a manly man.

Manly men don't pretend

Except to like XY and/or Z when it comes to women.

 

[caLLous]

Folding fitted bed-sheets. I mean, what the fuck.

 

[Raven]

This is all good practice in pretending to like shoes.

 

[TdC]

Folding fitted bed-sheets. I mean, what the fuck.

you do things with your laundry? I take it out the dryer and stuff it randomly in to my closet. doesn't everyone?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ooh look at Mister Fancypants with his dryer and closet.

 

[Fweddy]

you do things with your laundry? I take it out the dryer and stuff it randomly in to my closet. doesn't everyone?

You clean your sheets?

 

[Yoni]

or pretends to notice by say pretending to like shoes... oh and he doesn't buy them either... someone got the memo and nailed it!

How could he buy them he only started working today (for the first time).... I wouldn't want him to either just like now he is working I won't buy stuff for his wardrobe unless it is socks and pants in his Christmas stocking

 

[Yoni]

you do things with your laundry? I take it out the dryer and stuff it randomly in to my closet. doesn't everyone?

I iron mine ;/

 

[old.Tohtori]

I iron mine ;/

Yeah but isn't a clothes iron like standard woman equipment; like a sewing kit, spatula and magical sandwich incredients bag?

 

[TdC]

You clean your sheets?

sometimes this is required

Ooh look at Mister Fancypants with his dryer and closet.

I know, right?

 

[TdC]

I iron mine ;/

now this is just wrong!

 

[Yoni]

Yeah but isn't a clothes iron like standard woman equipment; like a sewing kit, spatula and magical sandwich incredients bag?

I iron when I have to (and do not iron kris' stuff), I was kicked out if needle craft at the convent and took advanced maths and I don't eat or make sandwiches.... You boys really know a shitload about women today

I iron sheets as there is nothing I love better than to sleep on newly ironed sheets... There's something so yummy about it ;/

 

[TdC]

tssss sammiches is what women BRING TO THE MAN

 

[Yoni]

tssss sammiches is what women BRING TO THE MAN

Nej!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't make sandwiches...

 

[old.user4556]

FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW

I get the breach of privacy, I get it, but that doesn't mean i'm not going to enjoy looking at Jennifer Lawrence nude.

I know I sound like a raging misogynist, but fuck off for a second - if Hugh Jackman's arse and dick pics were being circulated around the web, would the girls say "ooooo such a terrible breach of privacy!". Fuck no, they'd be all over that like flies on shite.

Why then, am I being judged by the rampant feminists stating that men are "disgusting" for viewing said images? Honestly, the inequality and double standard spouted by women makes me sick. It was only fairly recently that Facebook statuses were actually flying around about Hugh Jackman's arse after the latest X Men flick and noone batted an eyelid. Say that Lawrence has a nice ass and everyone loses their fucking mind.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Same reason why white men can't shout about racism towards them, or other injustice issues --> White men were on top and were asses about it.

Not saying it's right, just how it is.

 

[TdC]

starting up the research paper only to find...



4700odd words

 

[Raven]

Paper saving!

 

[MYstIC G]

starting up the research paper only to find...

View attachment 19930

4700odd words

What the hell did you do?

 

[TdC]

I...opened the document? I really hate Word: imo it's one of the shitest editors that ever was...but this is going too fucking far tbh. I was working on the document in the train, I saved my work and shut down the lappy. Once home I started the lappy, opened the document...and this happend