SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Wife moaning because she has only just watched band of brothers. I told you about it like 10 years ago ffs.

 

[Wij]

The day before your colonoscopy you have to take 4 laxative sachets, they taste fucking awful. With today's tech you would think they would make the taste tolerable.

The taste was bad but the hours of hot brownpiss out of my arse were worse

 

[Wij]

I can motivate you with wij special juice.

My brownpiss?

 

[Moriath]

My brownpiss?

If you like. Asked tdc what he would prefer

 

[Moriath]

Wife moaning because she has only just watched band of brothers. I told you about it like 10 years ago ffs.

Cool series. Didn't tell me about it tho. I guess you mean her.

Guns don't get chicks hot in the uk

 

[DaGaffer]

Waiting give the go/no go on new website/CRM system. Been sat here in the office since 1AM. Was supposed be done by 3 but there's an issue with the payment gateway. I have literally nothing to do but wait. I'm bored and I'm tired.

 

[CorNokZ]

Just launch it and go home. Any problems can be fixed Monday

 

[Raven]

Take the staples out of every stapler you can find.

 

[CorNokZ]

Wow chill out @Raven! No need to be downright evil

 

[old.user4556]

Waiting give the go/no go on new website/CRM system. Been sat here in the office since 1AM. Was supposed be done by 3 but there's an issue with the payment gateway. I have literally nothing to do but wait. I'm bored and I'm tired.

With respect, don't you find one is getting too old for that shit?

I've just hit a brick wall recently with work where I simply don't want my phone to be ringing at 3am anymore, or for my weekends to be absorbed by work.

 

[Hawkwind]

Are there thai massage places that are not brothels?

yes, I was dissapointed

 

[DaGaffer]

With respect, don't you find one is getting too old for that shit?

I've just hit a brick wall recently with work where I simply don't want my phone to be ringing at 3am anymore, or for my weekends to be absorbed by work.

Doesn't happen that often, and it's kind of my last hurrah at my current company; next week is my last week then I'm off to a new job. Anyway, it was all resolved by 7AM.

 

[old.Tohtori]

As per topic; Women.

That is all.

 

[Overdriven]

Being able to touch-type.
Not being able to touch-type the password I've been using for 2 years.
Infuriating.

 

[old.Tohtori]

To elaborate; woman that i've been having 2 years worth of touchy-sexy-sleepy-maybe-don'tknowifreadyforrelationship-runaround, yesterday after saying "Hi" said "Ooh i think i've found the man of my life".

Shame i'm not a woman hitting kind of guy because that would've been a KO moment for sure.

 

[DaGaffer]

To elaborate; woman that i've been having 2 years worth of touchy-sexy-sleepy-maybe-don'tknowifreadyforrelationship-runaround, yesterday after saying "Hi" said "Ooh i think i've found the man of my life".

Shame i'm not a woman hitting kind of guy because that would've been a KO moment for sure.

Buy her a flat.

 

[Edmond]

Buy her a flat.

With a wardrobe full of shoes

 

[Gwadien]

Buy her a flat.

You mean an Apartment.

 

[Edmond]

You mean an Apartment.

Or a flat apartment (very low ceilings)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Buy her a flat.

No i think i'll do the honorable thing and ruin her life from the shadows with very carefully planted rumours/etc and when she comes for help regarding the issue then stab her in the back.

You know, no hard feelings etc.

 

[MYstIC G]

With a wardrobe full of shoes

Never buy the shoes, just pretend to like them.

 

[Edmond]

Never buy the shoes, just pretend to like them.

Shit....sorry, you're right

I'm such an amateur at all this

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh btw i did pretend to like shoes, should've seen the trouble signs then when i got 0 bonus points for it.

 

[Bigmac]

Move on to the next woman, much cheaper than buying shoes and apartments

 

[old.Tohtori]

F*ck that, going gay, less bullsh*t and more penis.

 

[Edmond]

F*ck that, going gay, less bullsh*t and more penis.

Soooooo.....how you doin?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Soooooo.....how you doin?

I think someone around here might mind.

 

[Yoni]

Don't tar us all with the same brush thot! Btw liking handbags and jackets is as important as shoes

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't tar us all with the same brush thot! Btw liking handbags and jackets is as important as shoes

I shall tar you all and some feathers to boot!

Then you wrestle and i'll forgive your kind.

 

[Moriath]

Don't tar us all with the same brush thot! Btw liking handbags and jackets is as important as shoes

I guess they have to complement each other. Damn women's to complex for me