SPAM random annoying things

[Yoni]

I guess they have to complement each other. Damn women's to complex for me

*fluffle* clever boy... You are on the right path

 

[TdC]

when a woman says you're on the right path she's actually taking pity on our slow, male genes. which allows us men to get away with anything really, cos hey buddy, it's genetic

 

[CorNokZ]

Hold up! Hold up! @Yoni is saying that we not only have to fake an interest in shoes, but also handbags and jackets!? OUR THEORY HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN GUYS!

 

[MYstIC G]

Hold up! Hold up! @Yoni is saying that we not only have to fake an interest in shoes, but also handbags and jackets!? OUR THEORY HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN GUYS!

She's a woman, she knows nothing about applying the method. She's just trying to confuse you all like all women do. Ignore her words and pretend to like shoes, WE SHALL PREVAIL

 

[old.Tohtori]

OUR THEORY HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN GUYS!

That's what they want, they're lying(as they do) sowe -think- it's been shot down and as such we shoot it down ourselves.

 

[Moriath]

*fluffle* clever boy... You are on the right path

Anything for a fluffle from you.

 

[TdC]

heh don't worry chum, its not like your belt has to match random things that you carry in your bag. that would be silly because nobody would see that right?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Here's some female logic for you; friend texted that a guy she likes spent the night with her, told her he likes her and wants to spend time with her. She also said "i'm so sad right now/why is life bad".

The f*ck?

 

[soze]

Women pretend they like it when you are interested in Shoes and Clothes. But you ask any of your female friends if you can go underware shopping with them and they call you a pervert.

 

[old.user4556]

That's the paradoxical chicken and egg nature of women.

 

[TdC]

Here's some female logic for you; friend texted that a guy she likes spent the night with her, told her he likes her and wants to spend time with her. She also said "i'm so sad right now/why is life bad".

The f*ck?

because woman.

 

[Scouse]

maybe-don'tknowifreadyforrelationship-runaround

Feel for ya, but that's two years of youshouldhaveknownthescore...

No i think i'll do the honorable thing and ruin her life from the shadows with very carefully planted rumours/etc and when she comes for help regarding the issue then stab her in the back.

Let it go. Don't turn into Bloodomen.

 

[Scouse]

She's a woman, she knows nothing about applying the method

According to this week's new scientist the average brain size for women has been shrinking for quite a long time - and this article may explain why they get a bit baby crazy

 

[old.Tohtori]

Feel for ya, but that's two years of youshouldhaveknownthescore...

Well 90% of the two years was her being in an ending relationship, so it wasn't actually "on". Meh nevermind, luckily no one said exclusive at any time

 

[old.user4556]

Single girl "I want a guy with a great sense of humour who can make me laugh".

In a relationship "you make a joke out of everything, you never take anything seriously, I want a mature guy".

Never. Happy.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, sense of humor, i've always wondered why women say that when they forget to add the caveat "in a rich, handsome body".

 

[Wij]

Yeah, sense of humor, i've always wondered why women say that when they forget to add the caveat "in a rich, handsome body".

So you tell women you like a confident, outgoing personality with BIG FUCKING TITS WHO LIKES THE TASTE OF COCK AT ALL HOURS?

Fair play if you do.

 

[TdC]

Never. Happy.

there is that. my ongoing research shows that all the women I have ever met in my life actively analyse their lives and mental state to find something they are unhappy with, in order to dwell on and feel miserable about. that said, they do have the magic ability to switch their feelings on the subject on and off. it's usually on when I want access to their jubblies, and somehow it's off when other people want that. results inconclusive.

 

[Bigmac]

So you tell women you like a confident, outgoing personality with BIG FUCKING TITS WHO LIKES THE TASTE OF COCK AT ALL HOURS?

Fair play if you do.

Well a friend of mine lost a bet and had to chat up a woman who his brother pointed out and she was a nice looking lass. Anyway he didn't take it seriously, went up to her and said "Hello there. My name is Chris. We probably don't have much in common but I just wanted to say you have a cracking pair of tits." He was expecting a slap but she laughed and told him to sit down, so he beckoned his brother to come over and sit down with them.

Chances of something like that working is like an astronomical event.

 

[old.user4556]

there is that. my ongoing research shows that all the women I have ever met in my life actively analyse their lives and mental state to find something they are unhappy with, in order to dwell on and feel miserable about. that said, they do have the magic ability to switch their feelings on the subject on and off. it's usually on when I want access to their jubblies, and somehow it's off when other people want that. results inconclusive.

My sisters and mother and proof of this.

 

[Wij]

Your sisters and mother switch their feelings off when you try to access their jubblies?

 

[Wij]

And is this individually or as a family thing?

 

[old.user4556]

An orgy of incest.

 

[Raven]

Women are a pain in the arse, would be so much simpler if they lived under the stairs.

 

[old.user4556]

Sometimes I wish I was a gay man.

 

[old.Tohtori]

So you tell women you like a confident, outgoing personality with BIG FUCKING TITS WHO LIKES THE TASTE OF COCK AT ALL HOURS?

Fair play if you do.

Not in so many words, but anatomical pleasements do appear on the list if asked.

 

[Scouse]

Really bad night's sleep

 

[MYstIC G]

Really bad night's sleep

Ditto.

*waits for rumours*

 

[soze]

On Friday Night a girl actually said "why can't I meet a nice guy.... like you" then complained all the guys she dates are bad boys and idiots. I introduced myself again and when she did not get the joke I decided idiots were more her speed.

 

[DaGaffer]

Sometimes I wish I was a gay man.

What do you mean "wish"?