SPAM random annoying things

[Lakih]

Hard to say from a single video what kind of language she is sporting, but i would say that most, if not all, young kids swear. Kids hear their parents (as @Hawkwind mentioned) and others swear so they test the waters themselves.

When i was around 3-4-ish years old my mother found me sitting in the playroom surrounded by my legos and practicing swearwords. She stood by the door a few minutes listening to me before she put her head thought the door asking whom i was talking to. I reacted like a kid with both hands in the cookie jar and blurted out "no one" quicker then the dog could lift an eyebrow.

Kids do what you do, not what you tell them to do.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I take it from the plastic lips etc. that she's a German Pron star?

Not a porn star, more of a playboy bunny style. Also apparently a DJ.

 

[Moriath]

Nice tits tho

 

[TdC]

Also apparently a DJ.

everyone's a DJ these days :-/

 

[old.Tohtori]

everyone's a DJ these days :-/

Are you a DJ? I'm not and i'm betting there's atleast one other person around here who's not...i bet we've not lost to DJ overlords just yet.

Even if majority here ARE British.

 

[Raven]

I'm a DJ and so is my wife.

 

[Moriath]

I'm a DJ and so is my wife.

Yup a right dick jockey. The pair of you

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yup a right dick jockey. The pair of you

Rather innovative slur for a gay midget.

 

[Raven]

Yup a right dick jockey. The pair of you

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SYc_flMnMQ

 

[CorNokZ]

Getting a gift certificate for Father's Day from my gf to a one hour wellness thai massage, only to realise it is an undercover whore house...

Will make a thread tomorrow to explain

 

[georgie]

Can I be your Dad, please?

 

[Raven]

Getting a gift certificate for Father's Day from my gf to a one hour wellness thai massage, only to realise it is an undercover whore house...

Will make a thread tomorrow to explain

Does the story have a happy ending?

 

[fettoken]

Getting a gift certificate for Father's Day from my gf to a one hour wellness thai massage, only to realise it is an undercover whore house...

Will make a thread tomorrow to explain

How do you uncover an undercover whore house? Hmm.

 

[Ormorof]

Are there thai massage places that are not brothels?

 

[old.Tohtori]

How do you uncover an undercover whore house? Hmm.

You go under the covers with a whore in a house, duh.

 

[Moriath]

Getting a gift certificate for Father's Day from my gf to a one hour wellness thai massage, only to realise it is an undercover whore house...

Will make a thread tomorrow to explain

Still waiting. Need pics also

 

[Overdriven]

Getting a gift certificate for Father's Day from my gf to a one hour wellness thai massage, only to realise it is an undercover whore house...

Will make a thread tomorrow to explain

My question... How experienced are you at figuring out which ones are and are not undercover?! To just know...

 

[TdC]

just typed a bunch of stuff for my research thing. I don't think I could be any less motivated if I went on a special demotivation course and got the top grade getting the certificate.

 

[Moriath]

just typed a bunch of stuff for my research thing. I don't think I could be any less motivated if I went on a special demotivation course and got the top grade getting the certificate.

I can motivate you with wij special juice.

 

[old.Tohtori]

wij special juice.

Careful, @Wij might go all;

 

[TdC]

that is actualy exactly what @Wij looks like.

 

[old.user4556]

everyone's a DJ these days :-/

Photography is the same.

Buy a Canon 600D from ebay, buy a flash, but a cheap 50mm prime, I'm a wedding photographer!

 

[Bigmac]

The day before your colonoscopy you have to take 4 laxative sachets, they taste fucking awful. With today's tech you would think they would make the taste tolerable.

 

[Moriath]

The day before your colonoscopy you have to take 4 laxative sachets, they taste fucking awful. With today's tech you would think they would make the taste tolerable.

Mm nice night on the shitter for you.

I remember having barium meal. For X-rays of my intestinal tract. That was aweful. Even the strawberry supposed flavour.

Not called fleet is it the laxative. Think that's what the nhs used to use.

 

[Bigmac]

Its called Klean Prep, I'm mixing a sachet in a pint of Sprite, tastes vile.

 

[Raven]

breaking a tooth on a packet of monster munch. Only ever had one filling in my life, that fell out a few a years ago. Think the tooth is fucked now.

 

[CorNokZ]

The day before your colonoscopy you have to take 4 laxative sachets, they taste fucking awful. With today's tech you would think they would make the taste tolerable.

That very salty shit? That's what I got. 45 minutes after drinking it I was storming of to the can. Had to call my mom to bring me some comic books cause I couldn't get up. It just kept on coming, haha

 

[Bigmac]

Tastes like the nasty aftertaste you get when drinking sambuca.

 

[Scouse]

breaking a tooth on a packet of monster munch. Only ever had one filling in my life, that fell out a few a years ago. Think the tooth is fucked now.

Enjoy your unnecessary root-canal

 

[Raven]

Fuck that. I will have the bugger out. Actually another bit came out too so might not need to bother, its pretty smooth now.