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Lethul

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Get a grip guys.

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TdC

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mmmm Alison Brie. I would destroy her, take some pills and do it again. She would have to cosplay the Annie character permanently.
 

Overdriven

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I have been seen by 5 nurses over the last week. Not one of them has told me I need to be sponged bath.

Porn is fucking unrealistic.
 

Gwadien

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RE: Student Finance

They just sent another letter, turns out they think they predicted my funding incorrectly.

Bye money, was nice.
 

ileks

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Is it just me or are the videos on the BBC website always really really quiet? I always have to turn the volume right up, then I end up forgetting and get the shock of my life when I start Spotify.
 

Olgaline

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Wake up,
Go to Billund airport well time for bagage drop, go through security and Windowshop for abit, go to gate watch plane come in, wait for bording. Suddenly departure is moved 20min..Huh? Ok no biggie can still make it, then 15 more, then 30mins, then 10 then 20....long story short I miss the connection in Amsterdam.

Ok so rebookes me plz...what? I'll have to wait til tomorrow? Ok no as long as I don't miss my next connection at 17:40 Jurburg? Landing in Jurburg at 21:15 you say? Of cause It does! So another sleep over Huh? Ok just get me to the hotel (4stars) ....sent on wrong bus.....ok back and take the right bus, check inn-dinner-off to room..Key don work...ok back to reception..New key..back to room...New key no work..phone reception 3 key works...

Can't wait to see what's in store tomorrow!
 

TdC

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good luck Olga. tbh I would expect all kinds of wierdness when flying atm.
 

TdC

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all of FH watches as Olga just hexed himself into a day of absolute hell
 

TdC

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hehe good luck chum. just chillax, things will be fine :)


also: I too am on time today. I woke up 15 mins before my alarm and my first thought of the day (after the one about boobies, natch) was that I had robbed myself of 15 minutes of precious sleep :(
 

Olgaline

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hehe good luck chum. just chillax, things will be fine :)


also: I too am on time today. I woke up 15 mins before my alarm and my first thought of the day (after the one about boobies, natch) was that I had robbed myself of 15 minutes of precious sleep :(

You can has some of mine, apparently I'm not using it atm
 

soze

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I woke up with my arm pinned under my pillows and slightly behind me. I have shoulder pain from hell and can't even hold my arm up straight. I would be more worried but it's my left arm which has no jobs to do in day to day operations.
 

Raven

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Old people queuing up at the doctors to book an appointment first thing in the morning. A queue of 10ish of them this morning, all given appointments later on in the day. I was only trying to book in to see the nurse and I ended up late for the appointment due to having stand behind those old cunts. Do they not own a phone?!
 

Edmond

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After standing in the blazing sun yesterday at the Airshow, I now have a bright red face apart from white crows feet around my eyes where I was squinting all day looking up to the sky
 

old.Tohtori

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Well well, 3 months ago i was planning on getting an isp, but decided against it and cancelled it before the contract started. Today, got a bill for 10€ for a "security package" that i didn't even order in the first place, of...funny part... a security package that should be free for first 6 months anyway. Nothing a phonecall won't fix but damn that's bad timing as i was having a bit of a sh*tty day anyway.
 

Shagrat

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Well well, 3 months ago i was planning on getting an isp, but decided against it and cancelled it before the contract started. Today, got a bill for 10€ for a "security package" that i didn't even order in the first place, of...funny part... a security package that should be free for first 6 months anyway. Nothing a phonecall won't fix but damn that's bad timing as i was having a bit of a sh*tty day anyway.

how do you cope.......
 

soze

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Firstly selfies of any kind. New phones should come with a detachment that hits you in the eye if you try to take your own picture.

But even worse morons that go to places like Auschwitz and take a fucking smiling selfie near a fucking gas chamber and wonder why people don't like it. Stop tweeting your friends about the place and try to take in what it means you vapid little cunt.
 

CorNokZ

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I took several underwater selfies in the pool today with my girlfriend's Galaxy S5.

That's it..
 

soze

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CorNokZ said:
I took several underwater selfies in the pool today with my girlfriend's Galaxy S5. That's it..
Unless taking a selfie is code for sneaking a pic of your bird skinny dipping it's not ok. :)
 

caLLous

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Firstly selfies of any kind. New phones should come with a detachment that hits you in the eye if you try to take your own picture.

But even worse morons that go to places like Auschwitz and take a fucking smiling selfie near a fucking gas chamber and wonder why people don't like it. Stop tweeting your friends about the place and try to take in what it means you vapid little cunt.
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Olgaline

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So, quick update:

Plane from Amsterdam was delayed roughly 40min, the plane from jurburg was delayed 90min :)
 

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