SPAM random annoying things

[DaGaffer]

Saving the second season of Orange is the new black on Netflix for our holiday in Cannes, only to arrive and realise the frogs don't have Netflix yet

Use Hola, problem solved.

 

[sayward]

Took redundancy at the end of last year and finding the job market heavy going... money's running out now

Oh no. Just awful. Other half has been looking for 18 months.

 

[sayward]

Moving house. That bit was easy. Discovering new house was absolutely filthy, worse than anywhere I have ever had to deal with, not so good. Everything that can break has been broken. abandoned furniture. No light fittings or working bulbs. 12hrs a day for weeks to get it clean and unpack and our budget for improvements; basic stuff, trebled. not happy. oh why isn't there a gap at completion when you can get places sorted?

 

[Scouse]

No there is a lot you can do. For starters use P20 sun cream. Lasts for 10 hours and is very water resistant.

Used it before. It's quite amazing. Even days on boats in Egypt didn't put a dent in it.

However, that's fine if you want *zero* tan whatsoever. My burn's faded now. I'll go brown pretty quickly and it'll last. I hadn't gone full lobster (I don't do full lobster) - but I spent my 20's porcelain white. Frankly, I look and feel healthier with a tan and whilst I don't sunbathe I also don't avoid the sun or cover up any more.

Occasional exceptional activities in exceptional british weather will get me. Yep. But the risks are tiny and the rewards outweigh them IMO...

 

[Lethul]

After seeing that cunty advert for the 20th time in 2 days I have just called BT Sport and cancelled it on our Sky TV*. When she asked me why I said "I am an Arsenal fan" to which she replied I am not the first one to cancel due to that advert

*Our broadband is moving to BT next week so we don't need to pay any more but I did ditch it early after seeing the advert.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-T007CYKmY&feature=youtu.be

 

[soze]

How do I ignore someone?

 

[Ormorof]

When you see one of their posts scroll down and dont respond

 

[leggy]

But the risks are tiny...

*cough*... natural selection...

 

[Lethul]

How do I ignore someone?

Hahaha sorry

 

[Lethul]

How do I ignore someone?

Is it Henry at 0:44? Why did he want to participate? He cant really need the dineros?

 

[soze]

Is it Henry at 0:44? Why did he want to participate? He cant really need the dineros?

Nah I don't think he work for BT so he would never be in it!

 

[Billargh]

Women. Fuck all of you.

 

[Lethul]

Nah I don't think he work for BT so he would never be in it!

Are you sure? Watch it again, it looks just like him.

 

[Scouse]

*cough*... natural selection...

True. You get a lot more interest from women when you've got a bit of a tan - and a surfboard helps even more

 

[TdC]

so do you wear board shorts or a budgie smuggler?

 

[TdC]

actually, it's the UK so you're wearing a full-body wetsuit....leaving us with the question how the F did you get a suntan?

 

[TdC]

it was a tanning salon, wasn't it Scouse? it's ok dude, you can tell usssss

 

[Scouse]

it was a tanning salon, wasn't it Scouse? it's ok dude, you can tell usssss

Actually, I wore my shortie the first two days and then just shorts after that. Once you get your head under the water your body reconfigures for cold running and you don't notice it.

It's a bugger starting off tho

 

[TdC]

I googled "scouse tanning salon" and I regret this more than that time when I googled "homosexual italian unicorn" for @Deebs

 

[Raven]

He is northern so still uses gravy and dripping for that bronzed look.

 

[Raven]

The shear number of shit jobs from tin pot agencies you get spammed with when you sign up to the likes of monster.

 

[Billargh]

What the fuck is a tin pot agency?

 

[DaGaffer]

The shear number of shit jobs from tin pot agencies you get spammed with when you sign up to the likes of monster.

Not signed up to any of those type of sites these days. LinkedIn only.

 

[Moriath]

What the fuck is a tin pot agency?

One that has shit jobs

 

[Raven]

What the fuck is a tin pot agency?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tinpot

 

[fettoken]

Brilliant ad.


"minimal seating and cover, often resulting in spectators being exposed to the harsh conditions of the English weather"

Hahahhahahahah who even wrote this..

 

[Moriath]

Brilliant ad.


"minimal seating and cover, often resulting in spectators being exposed to the harsh conditions of the English weather"

Hahahhahahahah who even wrote this..

Which ad?

 

[fettoken]

Which ad?

One that shows arsenal losing 5-0 to Liverpool last season. The match was on bt sport last year.

 

[CorNokZ]

????

 

[Raven]

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