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[megadave]

My cats spent about a week stalking a mouse, it finally caught it last night and deciding to release it in my room. Its now living under my bed

 

[soze]

After seeing that cunty advert for the 20th time in 2 days I have just called BT Sport and cancelled it on our Sky TV*. When she asked me why I said "I am an Arsenal fan" to which she replied I am not the first one to cancel due to that advert

*Our broadband is moving to BT next week so we don't need to pay any more but I did ditch it early after seeing the advert.

 

[Billargh]

After seeing that cunty advert for the 20th time in 2 days I have just called BT Sport and cancelled it on our Sky TV*. When she asked me why I said "I am an Arsenal fan" to which she replied I am not the first one to cancel due to that advert

*Our broadband is moving to BT next week so we don't need to pay any more but I did ditch it early after seeing the advert.

What advert?

 

[soze]

What advert?

It is 15 (2) minutes of advert about Liverpool raping Arsenal.

 

[old.Tohtori]

After seeing that cunty advert for the 20th time in 2 days I have just called BT Sport and cancelled it on our Sky TV*. When she asked me why I said "I am an Arsenal fan" to which she replied I am not the first one to cancel due to that advert

*Our broadband is moving to BT next week so we don't need to pay any more but I did ditch it early after seeing the advert.

Yeah youtube advertising(and youtuber advertising) has the opposite effect then it should. For example the dota2 channel has an xmg spot at the startof their ti4 clips, i don't know what it is, but i couldn't care less either.

 

[Moriath]

What advert?

One that shows arsenal losing 5-0 to Liverpool last season. The match was on bt sport last year.

 

[TdC]

my two toes are bruised blue and purple. also I've had a fever since sunday to go with a cold. Saturday I went biking and felt ace. Sunday it took a lot just to get out of bed :-/

 

[Edmond]

my two toes are bruised blue and purple. also I've had a fever since sunday to go with a cold. Saturday I went biking and felt ace. Sunday it took a lot just to get out of bed :-/

Someone needs a hug

 

[caLLous]

Someone needs a better immune system

FTFY.

 

[Bodhi]

It is 15 (2) minutes of advert about Liverpool raping Arsenal.

Yeah, but to be fair, you could feature any of Arsenal's games last year against the big teams, and chances are there would have been a large amount of surprise sex. Just be glad they didn't feature your game against us at the Bridge.

Although I'm pretty sure that was used as an advert for Redtube.....

 

[soze]

Yeah, but to be fair, you could feature any of Arsenal's games last year against the big teams, and chances are there would have been a large amount of surprise sex. Just be glad they didn't feature your game against us at the Bridge.

Although I'm pretty sure that was used as an advert for Redtube.....

We drew with Man City!

 

[old.Tohtori]

FTFY.

I know it's a go to excuse for people, but it's not necessarily about that. Everyone gets sick.

 

[Overdriven]

GF just said to me over the phone "Unlike you I don't have the time to do nothing" - To which I retorted "I'm sorry, you think I'm off because I want to be off? How about you rephrase that" - Proceeded to chat for about 5 more seconds then put the phone down.

Even knowing the context, and being out of it: That was twatish.

 

[caLLous]

I know it's a go to excuse for people, but it's not necessarily about that. Everyone gets sick.

It absolutely is about that with TdC. He's always ill.

 

[MYstIC G]

my two toes are bruised blue and purple. also I've had a fever since sunday to go with a cold. Saturday I went biking and felt ace. Sunday it took a lot just to get out of bed :-/

Plague tbfh.

 

[Edmond]

Toe AIDS tbfh

 

[old.Tohtori]

It absolutely is about that with TdC. He's always ill.

Yeah ok, fair enough. Didn't think of it that way

 

[TdC]

It absolutely is about that with TdC. He's always ill.

Being in bed for the past 48 hrs I have had plenty of time to consider this. I've already had two goes of flu funtime this year, and this nr 3 kind of bums me out. That said I got a call from a coworker today who has had the exact same thing I did, also sat/sun in bed, fever, etc. We were doing a lot of work together last week and we were also exposed to another coworker who had a horrendous cold and was sneezing and coughing all over the place, to the extent that we were telling him to get himself home to bed.

Anyway, thing is, I consider myself fairly healthy and I also know I tend to get bad colds about twice a year. Tbh I wonder if it's my body telling me to chill the hell out. I work a fairly intense job where there is a great amount of pressure to deliver results, and atm it's not a fun place as we're reorganizing and any and everything is being used against me by my lovely managers. For example while workies is sponsoring my degree, not a week goes by where I'm not told in mgmt-speak things like "while we applaud TdC's commitment to his schooling, we notice that this commitment doesn't allow him to fully focus on his actual job", Only one, but I hear that crap on a daily basis. Things like this *really* grind my gears, not to mention worries me seriously about health seeing I got ill almost directly after hearing it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Thing that getst most people is that they don't rest when they're sick, just keep on working, or do some "other stuff i can now do since i'm off work". Rest really is key to getting better, even if you feel a bit better.

Not towards you, just in general

 

[Scouse]

Is sunburn due to four days of excessive surfing a random annoying thing or a badge of awesome?

 

[dysfunction]

Is sunburn due to four days of excessive surfing a random annoying thing or a badge of awesome?

It's a badge of stupidity

 

[Scouse]

It's a badge of stupidity

Not a lot you can do when you've spent 6 hours a day in the sea.

Unless you're suggesting I should have less fun and be scared of the sun for the infinitesimally small chance of contracting skin cancer?

 

[Ormorof]

To hear the daily mail (I know I know) say it even hiding in a bunker wearing factor 50 will give you cancer

 

[leggy]

It's not infinitesimally small and you can easily use sunscreen (and re-apply after being in the water). It doesn't take many episodes of sunburn to raise your risk of skin cancer significantly.

Don't be scared of it though and definitely don't stop having fun... just don't be a spaz about it (not that I'm suggesting you are). I continually see nuggets at festivals lying in the sun without any protection and come across them days later covered in blisters...

 

[Raven]

Everyone died several times a year before they invented sun cream.

 

[DaGaffer]

Everyone died several times a year before they invented sun cream.

Back then they probably didn't know why they were dying. All I think of is the Australian stat; 2 in 3 get skin cancer. two in fucking three. If you've got northern European genes, the Sun is not your friend.

 

[Raven]

Bullshit.

Most old people I know haven't used it and they spend most of their free time outside in the summer and have done most of their lives. The problem is when pasty city types strip off 1 weekend a year and get burnt to a crisp.

 

[DaGaffer]

Bullshit.

Most old people I know haven't used it and they spend most of their free time outside in the summer and have done most of their lives. The problem is when pasty city types strip off 1 weekend a year and get burnt to a crisp.

http://www.actcancer.org/sun-smart/skin-cancer.aspx

Most people these days have melanomas treated early and survival rates are high; but it doesn't mean they're not getting it.

 

[CorNokZ]

Saving the second season of Orange is the new black on Netflix for our holiday in Cannes, only to arrive and realise the frogs don't have Netflix yet

 

[dysfunction]

Not a lot you can do when you've spent 6 hours a day in the sea.

Unless you're suggesting I should have less fun and be scared of the sun for the infinitesimally small chance of contracting skin cancer?

No there is a lot you can do. For starters use P20 sun cream. Lasts for 10 hours and is very water resistant.