SPAM random annoying things

[megadave]

sounds like you're super busy

 

[old.Tohtori]

sounds like you're super busy

Yeah. I'd have time to get there and leave in 15 mins.

 

[DaGaffer]

Meeting someone at a social event (wedding / party / orgy etc.) that you speak to for 20 seconds ("oh hi, nice to meet you, enjoy the party!") and then they add you as a friend on Facebook.

FUCKING NO.

Connect long enough to get photos from the event then bin. I'm not as harsh as 50, but I've culled it down to a steady 75 for quite a while now. My LinkedIn on the other hand, is getting a bit silly...

 

[old.user4556]

Just tell them you use Google + instead. That way, unless they work for Google you'll just get a blank stare and an "Oh, OK then."

I actually do use G+ , I think it's awesome now that I've tailored it to what I want to get out of it. Plus, noone else is on it, so win win!

 

[old.user4556]

Then stop using facebook

Unfortunately, I've been left no choice but to reactivate it in the name of a social occasion I was doing for charity. I'm overdue a deactivation.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Unfortunately, I've been left no choice but to reactivate it in the name of a social occasion I was doing for charity. I'm overdue a deactivation.

That's fair enough, not that you need my approval on it

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh yeah @megadave the "going to the park" thing is a bit misleading since it's tuska open air festival here and we go to the park every year.

Just "going to park" does seem really important out of context

 

[ileks]

Why is mouth wash so fucking expensive?

 

[TdC]

my tame lezza says to use a technique called 'oil pulling' to clean the mouth

I looked it up and it seems gross as fuck tbh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_pulling

 

[TdC]

that it starts raining the instant I go out to get some food

 

[caLLous]

Rain, lol. It was 32c today!

(although it looks like there's a motherfucker of a thunderstorm coming our way tomorrow)

 

[Deebs]

I saw a woman today in Covent Garden. At least I think it was a woman. Her arms were bigger than both my legs. No stranger to a fish supper. Covered in tattoos and piercings. Smashed through every branch on the ugly tree.

Did you catch her before "she" hit the ground?

 

[Deebs]

I actually do use G+ , I think it's awesome now that I've tailored it to what I want to get out of it. Plus, noone else is on it, so win win!

Add me! Need to find a use for the thing...

 

[Deebs]

Lorries deciding to race up the M25 hill near Croydon turnoff (anti-clockwise). Fuck right off.

 

[Moriath]

M23 ?

 

[Gwadien]

Little brother takes my earphones to school, loses them, so decides to take my other pair too.

 

[caLLous]

I hope you have another pair standing by in case he loses them too...

 

[TdC]

shit in his shoes.


on topic: changing the main focus of my research paper half way though

 

[soze]

Little brother takes my earphones to school, loses them, so decides to take my other pair too.

A mate of mine 'borrowed' some of my in ear headphones without asking then got shitty when I made him buy new rubber adapter things for them because his "ears are clean!" minging cunt.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Started a new saints row rundown yesterday/day before. Thought i'd start with 2 to refresh my memory. Bad port, fine, doesn't bother that much as i'm just going through the story.

Today; Fiddled with resolution(to set the lag to tolerable), game doesn't launch, needs a "validification". Alrighty then, no biggie.

Corrupt save.

F*ck this, golden memories will have to do; launch saints 3

 

[caLLous]

GameSave Manager

 

[Raven]

Thats why you buy on steam.

Cloud saves.

edit. Or use that.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Like i don't know that, i just used corrupt save as an easier term then it really is

Same thing can happen with skyrim modding. The problem isn't the save in itself, it's the difference in the game before/after verification(for example).

 

[Raven]

Coughing when drinking coffee so that it comes out your nose.

 

[old.user4556]

Worse when it's cum though.

Wait ...

 

[Jupitus]

Being unemployed

 

[soze]

Sorry to hear that Jup. Is your place going through redundancies or something.

 

[Jupitus]

Took redundancy at the end of last year and finding the job market heavy going... money's running out now

 

[TdC]

sorry to hear, Jup


in other news, school's assessor approved my final project. I'm frightened out of my wits.

 

[DaGaffer]

Stupid pricks who mess you about when you're trying to do them a favour (a favour they asked for). A student from the class I've been doing a bit of part-time lecturing on asked me if he could meet up for coffee and get some advice about a content job he's going for. "No problem" says I, I turn up on my own lunch hour and he texts to say "oh I may be a bit delayed, can a call you back in a bit?" Cheeky fucking cunt.

I actually like helping people out with stuff to do with work and jobs (only yesterday I heard I'd successfully helped sort out an internship with a car company for the brother of one of my wife's best friends), but fuck 'em if they think you're on call...