SPAM random annoying things

[Overdriven]

The amounts of tits and ass in London today. I swear. *fap*

 

[Bodhi]

Yeah, i know the feeling, just was wondering how to scrounge up enough cash to get something to eat until i get my next pay as none of the job thingies have panned out. So i'm living pretty much day by day, counting pennies and still having trouble to get myself fed. Then there's ofcourse a slight health issue where i should eat more, which is kind of funny regarding the first sentence.

I think i have a problem with chronic sarcasm too

Oh do piss off with your moralising bullshit, I'm aware it's a first world problem. It's called a joke you utter mong.

 

[Lamp]

I saw a woman today in Covent Garden. At least I think it was a woman. Her arms were bigger than both my legs. No stranger to a fish supper. Covered in tattoos and piercings. Smashed through every branch on the ugly tree.

 

[caLLous]

On Win8 it lets you search by person, skype name or phone number. What version you running?

6.16.0.105. It lets me do the same but it's all driven from one dialog box so I put an exact username in and it throws up a whole host of results. I had to go down each one, right-clicking and view-profiling until I found the correct username - it was about 8 from the top. I already knew the username, I just wanted to add the contact directly without the search step.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh do piss off with your moralising bullshit, I'm aware it's a first world problem. It's called a joke you utter mong.

Yet you miss the joke, well done sir

 

[caLLous]

Yet you miss the joke, well done sir

Ah the old "tongue in cheek" defense, when you fail so hard at trolling that you have no option other then go "Oh i was jus kidding guyz!". I thought you were bad at it, but i didn't know you were -this- bad.

Ridicilous really.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well you're as slow as he is then.

I wasn't trolling here, i was taking the piss. What i said in your quote was a troll troll.

 

[Scouse]

See how I agreed with lethal before your superfluous and twatish comment

Oh sorry Great Moriath. I hadn't read every single post before replying, nicely.

Get the sand out of your mimsy old bean

 

[Raven]

Why don't you just get a job?

lol only trolling.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just FYI, while callous -thinks- that i've done the "lol only trolling" thing, i never have. That's a b*tch move. I deny until the end, change goalposts, use strawmen, bring up hitler and religion and i even might mention someones mother, but i don't do "lol only j/k guyz!" when/if/ever i troll.

 

[Gwadien]

Why don't you just get a job?

lol only trolling.

He has a job, and he's now earning more than your entire extended family combined.

But he has no natural sunlight in his office.

 

[soze]

Working with a cunt who has 3 kids and a wife who is a primary school teacher. Because the fucker is always sick. Now I have what I can only assume is a fatal illness.
Since Wednesday I have not slept through the night because I am having really vivid dream and I am aware I am dreaming and not resting. I have had a headache since Wednesday. And today now I am sat home and monitoring it. I have a lung dislodging cough. And depending on how recently I took my cold and flu drugs I either think I am freezing and have a monster fever or I am sweating like a pig. I have also not felt hungry since Tuesday and when I do eat because I think I should be hungry I ending taking a shit after 30 minutes.

So I think I have 2 or 3 days left in me.

 

[Gwadien]

Nice knowing you Soze, can I come to your funeral pls?

 

[Lakih]

Stage two Ebola. Expect it to become worse, ending in your willie falling off and you dying.

 

[MYstIC G]

Nice knowing you Soze, can I come to your funeral pls?

No need to go unless he's leaving you his stuff...

 

[soze]

Nice knowing you Soze, can I come to your funeral pls?

Yes but I am not having one. I want to be burnt in a cardboard box and the rest of the money behind the bar at a piss up.

Stage two Ebola. Expect it to become worse, ending in your willie falling off and you dying.

I don't like that much.

 

[Edmond]

sounds like AIDS

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well luckily it's not the manflu, atleast you can die in a manly fashion.

 

[CorNokZ]

sounds like AIDS

AIDS-Ebola by the sounds of it

 

[fettoken]

Soze will live!

 

[old.Tohtori]

During the move a box dropped on my foot. Some blood beneath the big toe nail, happens. Evidently it cracked the whole nail from the base as it now came off completely.

 

[soze]

Soze will live!

Still not sure I sharted clear water earlier on which I don't think is a good thing.

 

[Bodhi]

AIDS-Ebola by the sounds of it

It's Bad AIDS-Ebola, or BAE for short. Poor soze, still has the scrotum rot, loss of bladder control and cheesey pits to go horrible way to go.

 

[georgie]

So business as usual for Soze then?

 

[Scouse]

But he has no natural sunlight in his office.

That does suck the big fat one

 

[fettoken]

Still not sure I sharted clear water earlier on which I don't think is a good thing.

You have checked these issues out, right? You aren't waiting for us to concur that it actually does not sound very healthy and that you might need to, yeah, check it out?

 

[old.Tohtori]

After a couple of days the doctors answer is as useful as this place; "take this if feeling like sh*t, and that if need be and check in a week if it persists unless you're dead."

 

[soze]

You have checked these issues out, right? You aren't waiting for us to concur that it actually does not sound very healthy and that you might need to, yeah, check it out?

No need yet. It has taken out several people at work and the doctors are saying drink fluids get bed rest and come back in a week. Wednesday is my day.

 

[Raven]

Having to consciously readjust and slow down my typing every Monday morning so that my wanky work non mechanical keyboard can keep up.

 

[Overdriven]

BEING FAT IS SOON TO BE A DISABILITY...

Sigh.