SPAM random annoying things

[soze]

Do you mean morbid obesity to the point that you can't walk might be. Unless you have a runners physique your BMI will have you as Obese. Rugby players who are 20 stone of muscle are Obese.

 

[Overdriven]

I picked my words carefully. Did I mention weight? No.

I said fat.

Point is lost anyway. The general idea was that instead of finding a nice solution, they want to make pandemic.

My BMI sticks me in obease by the way

 

[old.user4556]

BEING FAT IS SOON TO BE A DISABILITY...

Sigh.

Source?

Any link to the Daily Mail and I may request a mod bans you.

Forever.

 

[Overdriven]

http://www.foodnavigator.com/Legislation/Obesity-as-a-disability

Obviously a credible source.

If caps, red and underlining don't have an underlying tone of sarcasm - I feel I am lost.

@Big G If it was a Daily Mail thing, don't you think I'd have gone along the lines of...

FAT FOREIGNERS STEALING OUR FOODS AND COSTING US BILLIONS IN OFFICE RECONSTRUCTION

Or is that not DM enough?

 

[Scouse]

Unless you have a runners physique your BMI will have you as Obese.

Bullshit. It's good for 95% of the population and the "healthy" range is massive.

For example, my healthy range is between 70 and 87 kilos. If that's not a big enough range then wtf is up with people. Rare statistical outliers apart BMI is great for what it is.

 

[old.Tohtori]

If caps, red and underlining don't have an underlying tone of sarcasm - I feel I am lost.

In this place? You're lucky if even Baldrick could make a statement that wasn't picked apart and analyzed before even considering it as an epigram or a quip.

 

[sayward]

Just been on my speed awareness course.

 

[Scouse]

Just been on my speed awareness course.

Boring?

 

[Moriath]

Just been on my speed awareness course.

So now you are aware when you speed but still doesn't stop you

 

[Lakih]

It's only speeding if it's done by someone else

 

[fettoken]

Speed is relative and all..

 

[sayward]

Everyone else there had seen a fixed camera flash. I'd gone past a load of cameras, no van, no policeman. So they were hiding and leapt out behind me. Not pleased. I tried to keep quiet as I knew the answers to all their questions. Had the cheek to say when driving (or anything) you can only concentrate for 15mins in an hour. So why the hell did we have a 4 hour course?

 

[CorNokZ]

I don't mind Mondays in general, but I bloody hate Mondays with no new episode of Game of Thones

 

[BloodOmen]

what is it with these www.twitch.tv streams titled "#1 sniper in the world Battlefield 4" then when you join the stream for some entertainment its just some random BF4 noob camping on a hill missing every single shot possible.

 

[CorNokZ]

what is it with these www.twitch.tv streams titled "#1 sniper in the world Battlefield 4" then when you join the stream for some entertainment its just some random BF4 noob camping on a hill missing every single shot possible.

Wow that one was way over the line, but it have me a good laugh mate, thanks!

 

[BloodOmen]

Wow that one was way over the line, but it have me a good laugh mate, thanks!

I'm extreme to the max.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cliffhangers. I didn't use to mind them, but for some reason they've gotten larger and larger to the point where it's no longer about "ooh can't wait for next week" and more about "Oh f*ck off it was just getting good."

Game of thrones does it really well(as an example) by leaving cliffhangers, but still finishing the high before the episode ends.

 

[Bigmac]

Game of Thrones is good at setting up the next season rather than cliffhangers. They save the showdown/shocker episode to episode 9 and aftermath on the last episode. Good examples of cliffhangers is Supernatural season finales, which annoy me as you have to wait 6 months for the story to continue.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Add walking dicks to that list

 

[Edmond]

That fucking Nokia Lumia Widows phone ad with the girl at the market, does it have to preview before everything video I want to fucking watch? CU@????##@@@???T

 

[Overdriven]

LOL.

Went to my pre-operative assessment last Friday.
Just got a letter saying I didn't show up and I've now been discharged.
All the departments are shut.

Fantastic mood - I know it's most probably an administrative error, but that's fucking painful considering my surgery is in 2 weeks.

 

[megadave]

Cunting parcelforce cunts

Had clothes tailored while i was abroad, sent them home to my parents house because they are retired and always in. Come home months later, package hasn't come, no failed delivery card or anything. I track it, it says they tried delivery which is bullshit and is now sitting in a depot. I ring them ,speak to numerous different cunts in different departments and even in the same depot who are all useless and tell me it's going to be sent back to Asia. All the while i'm also talking to their email customer support who are slow as shit but slightly less cunty. It takes over a week to actually get any help from them but they tell me it's easy; they'll just flag it to be redelivered if it's not too late. In the time this takes my package has gone from my local depot, to the national depot, to the international depot, and onto a fucking flight back to Asia. Their response is to tell me to contact the original post office. Great. I'll just learn fucking Vietnamese and do that.

Why the fuck couldn't they flag it in the first place? Why couldnt they just actually attempt to deliver it? I paid over £50 to post the stuff and spent shitloads getting stuff custom tailored. Utter cunts.

 

[old.user4556]

Meeting someone at a social event (wedding / party / orgy etc.) that you speak to for 20 seconds ("oh hi, nice to meet you, enjoy the party!") and then they add you as a friend on Facebook.

FUCKING NO.

 

[Raven]

50 friend limit. Friend them then remove them a week later.

 

[old.user4556]

Indeed - this is what my missus told me to do as well.

 

[Billargh]

Just leave them in Facebook limbo, waiting to be accepted. "Oh sorry, I forgot to press accept."

 

[old.Tohtori]

Meeting someone at a social event (wedding / party / orgy etc.) that you speak to for 20 seconds ("oh hi, nice to meet you, enjoy the party!") and then they add you as a friend on Facebook.

FUCKING NO.

Then stop using facebook

 

[megadave]

just cull them off or if you can be bothered put them in agroup where theyre your friends but have barely any access to your profile and you never see their updates

 

[Bodhi]

Just tell them you use Google + instead. That way, unless they work for Google you'll just get a blank stare and an "Oh, OK then."

 

[old.Tohtori]

"You coming around here before going out?"
Nope, hangover, need to fix it before heading out and then it's time to go to the park.
"Meh, fine."

C*nt off. If i can't, i can't.