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[Mabs]

Oh and I did fall asleep halfway through a phone call with Russell once, that was funny

phone call ? riiiiiiiiiight, is that what the kids are calling it these days

 

[old.user4556]

Just catching up on this thread and it reminded me of something recent. I have a mate that I grew up with who lives away now. He comes back to this part of the world only once a year or so. When he last came back, he phoned, I answered.

'Hi John, I'm home, fancy a pint later?'
'Sure, sounds good, what time'
'About half 7?'
'Cool, see you then.'
'Cheers'
'Cheers'

I happened to look at the timer thing on the phone, the whole thing from answering to hanging up took 7 seconds.

The missus phoned a friend to arrange having them over for an Indian a few weeks ago. The call lasted for over an hour!

I never talk to my mates on the phone, the only people I talk to on the phone are my parents. I either text, or talk face to face.

 

[soze]

Students on the Carnage binge drinking party beating up a Homeless man while shouting at him to get a job. Cunts.

 

[Raven]

They need to spend a week away from daddies credit card I think.

Not to mention kicked out of the Uni.

 

[Mabs]

They need to spend a week away from daddies credit card I think.

Not to mention kicked out of the Uni.

not to mention being charged with ABH / assault

 

[Moriath]

not to mention being charged with ABH / assault

Not to mention being convicted

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not to mention being convicted

Not to mention getting...no wait, after that they'll be getting just what they need.

 

[Lamp]

Daddy Longlegs. Got 3 of the bastards flying around my room

 

[Lamp]

Maybe that should be posted under Snacks

 

[ileks]

They are definitely in my top 10 least favourite animal list.

 

[Moriath]

They are definitely in my top 10 least favourite animal list.

It's an insect not an animal

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's an insect not an animal

And here we see a majostic Pedant, roaming the fields of Freddyshouse, seemingly harmless, but ready to pounce at any fool using the wrong terminology.

 

[caLLous]

majestic*

 

[old.Tohtori]

majestic*

 

[Lethul]

It's an insect not an animal

Ehm, Insects are animals?

 

[Bodhi]

Left my bastard sunglasses at the golf club went back to check and they hadn't been handed in, some fucker has has them

Of course, with them being a present from the missus she's now not talking to me, and I need to find 200 quid to replace them.

Not fucking happy.

 

[Scouse]

It's an insect not an animal

Insects are animals.

Kingdom Animalia. Noob.

 

[MYstIC G]

Left my bastard sunglasses at the golf club went back to check and they hadn't been handed in, some fucker has has them

Of course, with them being a present from the missus she's now not talking to me, and I need to find 200 quid to replace them.

Not fucking happy.

Sony do some nice ones...

 

[Bodhi]

Sony do some nice ones...

They also do records, so maybe you could change it occasionally?

Thanks.

 

[Gwadien]

They also do records, so maybe you could change it occasionally?

Thanks.

 

[caLLous]

 

[Bodhi]

Do keep up old chap, I haven't been into VW's for about 5 years now. They always seemed to cause no end of hassle, being it the speeding fines from driving them in the only way they're interesting, to the bills thanks to VW's shoddy engineering. I think the final straw for me was when I randomly lost Reverse, 1st and 2nd. No matter what I did it wouldn't go into gear. Turns out the coolant tank top has fallen off and wedged itself in the gear linkage.

So, me being me, I decided to start buying older BMW's instead. Out of the frying pan and all that. And you can tell I've learned my lesson, as I'm currently mulling over buying a 130i......

 

[Moriath]

Insects are animals.

Kingdom Animalia. Noob.

See how I agreed with lethal before your superfluous and twatish comment

 

[Bodhi]

Result! Had a dim recollection last night that I took them off on the 5th tee to check the football score, and promptly left them on the bench I was sitting on. Went back this morning and they were there. Whew.

Of course, the 5th is as far away from the clubhouse as its possible to get, so I had to walk across a golf course in gorgeous weather, watching people enjoy a few holes, whilst I had to come home and do some work. I think I've found my definition of torture.....

 

[DaGaffer]

Result! Had a dim recollection last night that I took them off on the 5th tee to check the football score, and promptly left them on the bench I was sitting on. Went back this morning and they were there. Whew.

Of course, the 5th is as far away from the clubhouse as its possible to get, so I had to walk across a golf course in gorgeous weather, watching people enjoy a few holes, whilst I had to come home and do some work. I think I've found my definition of torture.....

I'm strangely depressed that you play golf. I'm actually strangely depressed that you go out in the sunshine. You've changed.

 

[Bodhi]

Erm, I've been playing golf since I was 3, but then I'm Scottish, so it's kind of expected that we play

It's a strange one though, I love the game itself, love the skill and dexterity needed, and the mental stimulation, cannot be fucking doing with Golf Clubs though. All the Pringle "I am considerably more successful than yao". Yes mate but I've just played you off the course, so shut yer hole.

 

[caLLous]

If someone gives me their Skype username, why can I not just add them instantly? Why do I have to search for them and then, not only are they not the only results (it throws up lots of similar results), but they're not even at the top of the list when they are in fact an exact match for what I searched for. There should be a separate section for adding usernames directly, it's madness.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Of course, the 5th is as far away from the clubhouse as its possible to get, so I had to walk across a golf course in gorgeous weather, watching people enjoy a few holes, whilst I had to come home and do some work. I think I've found my definition of torture.....

Yeah, i know the feeling, just was wondering how to scrounge up enough cash to get something to eat until i get my next pay as none of the job thingies have panned out. So i'm living pretty much day by day, counting pennies and still having trouble to get myself fed. Then there's ofcourse a slight health issue where i should eat more, which is kind of funny regarding the first sentence.

I think i have a problem with chronic sarcasm too

 

[Gwadien]

If someone gives me their Skype username, why can I not just add them instantly? Why do I have to search for them and then, not only are they not the only results (it throws up lots of similar results), but they're not even at the top of the list when they are in fact an exact match for what I searched for. There should be a separate section for adding usernames directly, it's madness.

'You're ronrey, add moar people you don't know, so you can furiously masturbate at each other!'

 

[MYstIC G]

If someone gives me their Skype username, why can I not just add them instantly? Why do I have to search for them and then, not only are they not the only results (it throws up lots of similar results), but they're not even at the top of the list when they are in fact an exact match for what I searched for. There should be a separate section for adding usernames directly, it's madness.

On Win8 it lets you search by person, skype name or phone number. What version you running?