SPAM random annoying things

[soze]

Some catastrophic cunt parking over my drive as well as next doors. The street is literally fucking empty 50m in either direction!

Do you have access to another vehicle to try and block them in? Or try to call a traffic warden?

 

[Billargh]

Do you have access to another vehicle to try and block them in? Or try to call a traffic warden?

Unfortunately not, I am tempted to ring a mate to come over and park right up his arse though.

On a plus side, the moron has left a window open and it's chucking down, hopefully the inside of his car is slowly becoming a pond.

 

[Raven]

Pour a glass of piss in there for good measure.

 

[Scouse]

Pour a glass of piss in there for good measure.

First thing that came into my mind...

 

[MYstIC G]

Car repairs that need doing before a service interval...

 

[Raven]

Vet bills. £350 so far for an over night stay, blood tests and a scan and we haven't even got to any actual treatment that he might need.

Thank fuck for insurance.

2-3k now!

 

[Zarjazz]

2-3k now!

Next time get a goldfish.

 

[Scouse]

What the cunting fuck was he doing in the road eh @Raven?.

Eh?

 

[Raven]

I dunno, maybe to get to the other side?

 

[Scouse]

I dunno, maybe to get to the other side?

There's bridges and walkways for that. Pedestrian crossings of various designs. But he was on a bit of road clearly designed for cars eh?

Edit: Don't bother. I've lost the taste for it anyway... :|

 

[Gwadien]

al-Assad winning another term in Syria.

I really thought his opponents had a chance!

 

[caLLous]

I think not letting rebel-held areas vote worked in his favour.

 

[Gwadien]

I think not letting rebel-held areas vote worked in his favour.

I don't know, I heard those Rebels love al-Assad.

 

[TdC]

people wearing denim jackets with denim pants
also
people wearing leather jackets with track suit bottoms
actually, anyone wearing traccy bottoms outside of a gym

 

[TdC]

I've let my UK passport expire, and need a new one fairly soon. The UK embassy sayeth: 6 weeks processing *after* we get your documents. ( btw)

OK I thinketh, I'll just get an NL passport instead (ugh). The automated webshite for passports gave me high hopes, until it scheduled me in 4 weeks as the "earliest possible date" for a passport request (wtf?). Only 5 days processing time though!

I'm glad that IT automation has made it in to the depths of his (NL) and her (UK) majestey's paper pushing services.

 

[soze]

If you go to the post office and Pay them £17 or £27 to fill out out and check it all you get it back in about 2 weeks? Mine last year took under 10 days.

 

[Mabs]

thought you could pay the bonus "get off your fat arse and process it" fee of about £50 to get it in a week or so ?

 

[DaGaffer]

If you go to the post office and Pay them £17 or £27 to fill out out and check it all you get it back in about 2 weeks? Mine last year took under 10 days.

He's abroad, that doesn't work because the Embassy process is more complicated. My passport runs out in 2016 and I've already figured I'll be stuck without documents for a couple of months. Fortunately I can travel between the UK and Ireland with just my driver's licence. Of course I could give up my UK passport and become an Irish citizen (which my missus would like me to do), but green doesn't go with my complexion, so fuck that.

 

[old.user4556]

Valuation fees for houses.

£430 - fucking rip off.

 

[Lakih]

He's abroad, that doesn't work because the Embassy process is more complicated. My passport runs out in 2016 and I've already figured I'll be stuck without documents for a couple of months. Fortunately I can travel between the UK and Ireland with just my driver's licence. Of course I could give up my UK passport and become an Irish citizen (which my missus would like me to do), but green doesn't go with my complexion, so fuck that.

Doesn't UK and Ireland support dual citizenship?

 

[Scouse]

thought you could pay the bonus "get off your fat arse and process it" fee of about £50 to get it in a week or so ?

I got mine in about an hour and a half by going to the Liverpool office one day.

Cost a fortune tho



Anyway - every fucking dog on the planet jumped up at my bike this evening. Went out for a couple of hours with the missus and at least five went for the jump at me. Much to the laughing smiling "sorry" shrug of their owners.

To be fair, that's more this evening than in the past two years tho. Dunno what's going on in Nottingham today, but the dogs are frisky as fuck.

 

[soze]

Turning the football on to accidentally see the end of the shite factor. At least I will know what that bland bollocks is when I hear it on the radio in work for the next year.

 

[Calaen]

Turning the football on to accidentally see the end of the shite factor. At least I will know what that bland bollocks is when I hear it on the radio in work for the next year.

Haha same happened to me! They shouldn't have singers on it! X factor is meant for that surely?

 

[TdC]

religious days letting supermarkets close when I have no bacon

 

[Mabs]

religious days letting supermarkets close when I have no bacon

1-800-jihad ?

 

[MYstIC G]

religious days letting supermarkets close when I have no bacon

If you allow your bacon supplies to get that low you deserve everything you get #freezerbaconbackupffs

 

[Gumbo]

Friend texts "wanna go out for a pint?"(in not so many words), i send sure and ask when, no answer for 20 minutes.

Just catching up on this thread and it reminded me of something recent. I have a mate that I grew up with who lives away now. He comes back to this part of the world only once a year or so. When he last came back, he phoned, I answered.

'Hi John, I'm home, fancy a pint later?'
'Sure, sounds good, what time'
'About half 7?'
'Cool, see you then.'
'Cheers'
'Cheers'

I happened to look at the timer thing on the phone, the whole thing from answering to hanging up took 7 seconds.

The missus phoned a friend to arrange having them over for an Indian a few weeks ago. The call lasted for over an hour!

 

[Edmond]

I talk to my mate on the phone maybe once every fortnight and we talk for an hour or so, just bollocks really.

When he gets of the phone his wife says to him, what were you talking about and he says, nothing really, just stuff. Then she gets shitty with him because she thinks he's up to no good, ha

Oh and I did fall asleep halfway through a phone call with Russell once, that was funny

 

[Scouse]

The fact that I now have a job and have to go to work tomorrow.

Sundays are shit again

 

[leggy]

The fact that I now have a job and have to go to work tomorrow.

Sundays are shit again

I always hated Sunday's until I started working for the company I'm at now. I don't know what changed because the expectation is that we all work hard as fuck but it just seems so relaxed at the same time.

Plus I've had my head out the top of a wind turbine in Poland for the last week which helps (in between beers and single malts).