SPAM random annoying things

[CorNokZ]

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Mmm... Toast bread

 

[Gwadien]

Yes.

But when that UKIP guy picked up on Anders Brevik having a point about "cultural marxism" he got sacked, so we're not allowed to talk about it...

You're allowed to talk about it, you're just not allowed to quote the wrong people.

That's a bit like saying Hitler had a point because a lot of American businesses are owned by Jews.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm. Girl ask; call me. Call. No answer.

 

[Ormorof]

I saw someone mention waffles in this thread... I like the idea of waffles more than I actually like waffles

This happpens with a lot of foods, the concept is great but is usually a bit of a let down, like marshmallows or sushi

 

[dysfunction]

I saw someone mention waffles in this thread... I like the idea of waffles more than I actually like waffles

This happpens with a lot of foods, the concept is great but is usually a bit of a let down, like marshmallows or sushi

That's the same for me when it comes to whisky. I love the idea of it but to me it tastes like diesel fuel.

 

[Bigmac]

Having to go back to the hospital later on in the day because it's too busy to get my bloods done.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Friend texts "wanna go out for a pint?"(in not so many words), i send sure and ask when, no answer for 20 minutes.

 

[Madmaxx]

Friend texts "wanna go out for a pint?"(in not so many words), i send sure and ask when, no answer for 20 minutes.

God I hate that kinda shit.

 

[Scouse]

Modern farming practices...


...in the EU as well as the US tbfh.

 

[ileks]

Modern farming practices...


...in the EU as well as the US tbfh.

I remember my biology teacher going on about how dangerous this is and that was about 7 years ago.

 

[Moriath]

Mmmmmm sweets

 

[Lamp]

Two sets of 4-way temporary traffic lights on the same road.

Who's in charge of organising roadworks? The Chuckle Brothers?

 

[Moriath]

To me to you to me to you

 

[CorNokZ]

Hangovers and smoking 20 cigs eventho you've quit.. How fucking stupid can one be?

 

[Raven]

Don't worry about it. I know loads of ex-smokers who smoke when out on the piss, so long as you don't smoke any today its fine. You are still an ex-smoker.

 

[Gwadien]

#firstworldproblems.

Too lazy to cook, but starving.

 

[MYstIC G]

#firstworldproblems.

Too lazy to cook, but starving.

microwave...

 

[Scouse]

microwave...

I agree. But once he's in it, how does he turn it on?

 

[CorNokZ]

Don't worry about it. I know loads of ex-smokers who smoke when out on the piss, so long as you don't smoke any today its fine. You are still an ex-smoker.

I always smoke when I am out on the piss, but never at any other time. They just enhance the hangovers really bad

 

[Gwadien]

I always smoke when I am out on the piss, but never at any other time. They just enhance the hangovers really bad

Meh, when I smoke, it makes me feel 'drunker' so it forces me to stop drinking so I don't get a hang over, it's quite a miracle.

 

[Lethul]

If you smoke anytime, you are retarded. Natural selection

 

[TdC]

Don't worry about it. I know loads of ex-smokers who smoke when out on the piss, so long as you don't smoke any today its fine. You are still an ex-smoker.

except...you aren't.

 

[Scouse]

except...you aren't.

This.

You're an "occasional" smoker...

 

[old.Tohtori]

except...you aren't.

I'm an ex-smoker after every cigarette and before the next

 

[Gwadien]

I'm a former suicide bomber.

I win.

 

[Gwadien]

My Bathroom has flooded (It's actually a wetroom) and I can't tell where the water's coming from for the life of me, I mopped it all up last night, now it's worse, it's really confused me, I'm gonna report it to reception later, but they'll probably make me sign loads of shit because they won't be able to deal with it until Monday.

By the way, UPP < Student Loans Company.

 

[TdC]

bought a small SSD to use as a ZFS cache drive. after installation it flamed out and took a WD Red 2TB and a case fan with it. it may have also taken out a SATA socket on the mobo. dammit #1

went to mediamarket with the WD, as I got this one there since the MM is located just around the corner from me. they took the disk back, and gave me a credit note. I then said: so I just walk up to PC parts and grab a new disk, yeh? MM guy says: sure, or a different one. I was like...hmmm what does he mean?

anyway, the MM just around the corner from me doesn't stock mechanical disks any more, unless you mean "special kit drives" that cost 200 euros per GB. So, no more mechanical disks, no small SSD, and a messed up server. Anyhoo, I used the credit note to get a Sammy 840 EVO PRO. I'll RMA the flamed out SSD and ask for a WD Red 2TB in return and then it's saving up for that LSI thing @caLLous has sex with every night.

Anyway, when I say the smoke I was like FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... but most of the computer still works. So, yay, I guess.

 

[Raven]

My mum asking me to make her some weird strawberry and pepper cake. wtf is wrong with a Victoria sponge or a chocolate cake?!

Don't even want to lick the spoon tbh.

 

[TdC]

tsss woman and their mad issues.

I recently had a dinner party with three wimmins there. I had made a MAEGAGOJIRAEPIC chocolate brownie with 3 different types of choccy in especially for them, because like a truely insightful man I know the best bet for getting laid is to overload the female mind with chocolate.

Turns out the girls had consipired between themselves to accuire a melon and some mint. They then proceeded to make a melon and mint salad for their dessert, in MY kitchen, with MY global knives. and then they said "we knew you were going to make some over the top sweet thing for after, and we're eating healthy!"

So, my mate and I ate the entire brownie in front of them, accompanied by a cappucchino and some fine port. Because they were bullshitting. And deserved punishment. And I wanted the brownie. Didn't get laid though :-/

 

[soze]

I got a letter this morning from the NHS telling me they will no longer try to fix my foot as they have tried 5 times. So from now on I get to look forward to pain whenever I walk over a mile. And the worst part is that it is my kicking foot so my dreams of getting signed by Arsenal are over! My lack of footballing talent should not be an issue just look at Sanogo