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[Overdriven]

@old.Tohtori I understand your toast pain. My toast no longer has to be toast. It often has to de-toast to become bread. I find bread very untoastable whilst looking for toast. I think the toast is playing games with the other toasts and trying to convert the bread to toast so that toasters no longer toast toast and eradicate the need for toasters to toast toast. However, toasting toast could lead to an influx of toast (and therefore obesity) which could lead to toast demoralisation and a likely hatred of not only toasters, but toast and bread.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Toast bread. In Finland that's just what it is. Bread that is meant for the toaster. It's just called toastbread. Toast for short. Moose got it, Ormorof got it completely.

Bet you have bags of bread in england that have something like "toast" on the bag cover.

Around there toast is -just- the thing after it's toasted, fine, live and learn.

"Waaaah but it's not my first language!" in 3....2....1....

Yet i know it better then many here, go figure.

And i do have to say that if you know that well that someone isn't from around there and isn't indeed native, might it be a huge leap in brain power to assume that they might not talk in same terms, instead of the assenine assumption that they are derpy pants lickers.

P.S. You do sometimes toast toast if the toasting isn't quite done so nyah you wankery tinhamsters.

 

[Moriath]

All bread is meant for the toaster. Bread is just raw toast

 

[fettoken]

I just got 50 Nespresso Capsules in through the door and they are goooooood

That shit is too damn practical tbh! Instead of fucking around with ground beans you just pop that fucker in and press a button.

All bread is meant for the toaster. Bread is just raw toast

Talking about toasts. It's waffle time! Whipped cream and raspberry jam goodness.

 

[Poag]

Out walking last Sunday...in the sunshine was lovely.

Went to cross from one side of the track to the other, looked to my right as i did so, failed to spot the 2foot deep (about 1ft wide) ditch between the two halves of the track......down the gap my foot went.
Fortunately i had my decent walking boots on, otherwise i'd be having a broken ankle atm according to A&E.

3 hours in A&E, just heavy swelling and bruised tendons. Given some crutches.


Why its super annoying? took A/L on Tuesday to go the the Harry Potter studio tour, as i can't walk, couldn't go. Hopefully my foots good enough tomorrow to walk around for a few hours....it certainly doesn't like clutch control atm!

 

[old.Tohtori]

All bread is meant for the toaster. Bread is just raw toast

As i've said before weirdos

No wonder you have trouble with basic concepts, you blanket everything with a single term. Like roast, pudding, toast. Toast is bread, but not all bread is toast.
Toasted on the other hand can work with anything.

And that's not a language thing, that's a cultural thing, and i'll be damned if i let you lot decide what the norm is

 

[Scouse]

i'll be damned if i let you lot decide what the norm is

The norm in the english language is decided by the english. It's a very precise language when used correctly.

For example, toast is NOT "bread". Toast is "bread that has been toasted". Bread is bread. Toast, once toasted, is no longer bread. It's just a bread-based product

 

[fettoken]

The norm in the english language is decided by the english. It's a very precise language when used correctly.

For example, toast is NOT "bread". Toast is "bread that has been toasted". Bread is bread. Toast, once toasted, is no longer bread. It's just a bread-based product

It's a matter of a chemical reaction, so I wouldn't call it language-based. Chemistry has many languages.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The norm in the english language is decided by the english. It's a very precise language when used correctly.

So if you asked for toast with your tea while visiting, world ending and hell freezing etc, and i brought you two slices of this;

You wouldn't be at all confused and think i was weird? (outside it being organic sh*t )

Or to ask it another way(feel free to answer both); isn't the norm a square white bread?

 

[Zarjazz]

You wouldn't be at all confused and think i was weird?

That would be toasted rye bread and should not be allowed with your cuppa. There's only two types of toast you can have with tea. White toast or Brown toast. How is that not obvious to you foreigners?

 

[Gwadien]

That would be toasted rye bread and should not be allowed with your cuppa. There's only two types of toast you can have with tea. White toast or Brown toast. How is that not obvious to you foreigners?

Maybe if they spent more time studying our culture, rather than stealing our jobs..

ROLLING ALL THREADS INTO ONE

 

[old.Tohtori]

That would be toasted rye bread and should not be allowed with your cuppa. There's only two types of toast you can have with tea. White toast or Brown toast. How is that not obvious to you foreigners?

Aa, but from the previous comments all bread is toast

 

[Scouse]

So if you asked for toast with your tea while visiting, world ending and hell freezing etc, and i brought you two slices of this

Looks like two slices of untoasted rye bread to me. I.E. It's rye bread. Toast has nothing to do with it.

Until it's been in a toaster, in which case it becomes toast.


However, who the fuck buys bread in two slice packets?? Why not just a whole loaf??!


EdiT:

Aa, but from the previous comments all bread is toast

All bread can be toasted. Once toasted it becomes toast. Not before.

 

[old.Tohtori]

However, who the fuck buys bread in two slice packets?? Why not just a whole loaf??!

Would be quite hefty slices at 250 grams each if there were only two

Very well then, all bread can be made into toast. All bread is toast. I shall now go put two hamburger buns in the toaster to make some toast.

 

[Scouse]

All bread is toast.

Deliberate transparent troll.

 

[Edmond]

All toast is bread, all bread is NOT toast until its been toasted, why is this so hard to understand

There is bread sold here that is made squarer and a bit smaller specifically for toasting, but until its has been, its still bread

 

[mooSe_]

If you put 2 hamburger buns in the toaster you would have toast. More specifically you would have toasted hamburger buns, which aren't actually that uncommon.

All toasted bread is toast, all untoasted bread is bread regardless of the type of bread. Afaik in the UK we don't have specific 'toast bread' but some types of bread are obviously more suitable for toasting due to size/shape.

 

[Scouse]

All toast is bread, all bread is NOT toast until its been toasted, why is this so hard to understand

He understands. I've just never seen him accept that he's got it wrong...

 

[old.user4556]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

 

[old.Tohtori]

He understands. I've just never seen him accept that he's got it wrong...

No you just took it wrong, it was missing "can be" which threw you right off your tangent

I got it ages ago, i'm just saying that then all bread can be toast and there is no right toast, or wrong toast, so if someone offers you toasted centers of rye bread for breakfast then it's quite right.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING

A very good troll.

 

[Billargh]

First look at the set of the new Star Wars movies:

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I can't take credit... https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/469596046398480386[/spoiler]

 

[caLLous]

You can take credit for screwing up the twitter link though.

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/DepressedDarth/status/469596046398480386

Although, in your defence, if you paste a link straight into a spoiler tag it does include the closing tag in the link unless you fiddle around with it.

 

[Billargh]

At least it wasn't a typo I guess!

 

[fettoken]

Bitter! Out with a few friends and decided to go and talk to a bunch of birds. So said "you girls wouldn't have said a word to me if i didn't approach you, right?" Got answer: Well, that is your responsibiliy as a guy to come talk to us. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! I want to chillax and have the conversations come to me 24/7 as well.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bitter! Out with a few friends and decided to go and talk to a bunch of birds. So said "you girls wouldn't have said a word to me if i didn't approach you, right?" Got answer: Well, that is your responsibiliy as a guy to come talk to us. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! I want to chillax and have the conversations come to me 24/7 as well.

Then don't talk to those kinds of women. You don't -have- to try every woman, or care about them at all.

Not to mention that whole "you girls wouldn't talk to me" bit / opener is a friendzone quarantee

 

[fettoken]

Well, that was my point. Just doing a social experiment you know.

 

[TdC]

I was out with a few mates in the girls-dancing-on-the-bar club I mentioned in fitness thread. Three guys and a girl. Random dude walks up to me: can I ask you something? Me: sure. RD: is that girl you guys are with taken? Me: yes. RD: ok, sorry to bother you. RD leaves.

Later I was thinking: was he seriously checking to see if the three of us would beat the crap out of him if he spoke to the girl in our company? What kind of lad culture thing is that? I mean, it's not illegal to talk to people is it? From this I extrapolated that striking up a conversation with someone from the opposite sex while in dodgy clubs has an <insert percentage of that person being in a relationship and their partner being present chance> chance of trouble occuring. No offense young people of the world, but when I was 20 it was totally cool to talk to anyone. Sometimes you made friends, sometimes you got laid, sometimes nothing happened.

 

[Scouse]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you! I want to chillax and have the conversations come to me 24/7 as well.

Why? They've got it made? Why would they bother when there's a bazillion horny men who'll do that for them?

Man up and accept the differences in the sexes.

I extrapolated that striking up a conversation with someone from the opposite sex while in dodgy clubs has an <insert percentage of that person being in a relationship and their partner being present chance> chance of trouble occuring.

Never seen a fight, ever, that hadn't had a woman at the bottom of the reason pyramid.

 

[soze]

Dirt rags have started picking up on a story about Maxim not having a black woman in the top 10 of the 100 sexiest women. The thing is voted on by the readers but some half wit probably whiter than me has decided to "ask the difficult question". This really is getting silly are you going to end up being branded a racist because of the people you think are sexy now?

 

[Scouse]

are you going to end up being branded a racist because of the people you think are sexy now?

Yes.

But when that UKIP guy picked up on Anders Brevik having a point about "cultural marxism" he got sacked, so we're not allowed to talk about it...