SPAM random annoying things

[Zarjazz]

You care about the result of a fake sport?

 

[caLLous]

Grown men who still like to watch other men in lycra acting (badly).

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, superhero movies suck arse

 

[Raven]

Superheroes don't wear lycra...not very fireproof.

 

[Raven]

Facebook

Fixed

 

[Scouse]

The fact that my Galaxy S3 won't connect to windows for some reason. The old one worked fine - opened up in explorer and could copy things nice and quickly over a USB cable.

Tried installing drivers/removing all the old ones/removing all existing USB interfaces apart from mouse and keyboard. No result.

Dunno whether it's 'doze or samsung tbfh, tho I suspect samsung - there seems to be a lot of issues connecting them.

 

[DaGaffer]

That red number count above the media menu. Its like this irritating itch I can't (won't) scratch.

 

[caLLous]

Mmhmmm. I'm not OCD or anything but oh em gee. Is there a way we can opt out of it or something? I know we can mark it as read but that's like... a hover and a click.

 

[Shagrat]

not like anyone fears change or anything......

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well that reminds me; modern comedies don't work as well as UHF, Airheads, Waynes world and umm....weird science did.

Possibly getting old etc related

 

[Gumbo]

Yep red notification above media thing is pissing me right off. Please sort it out! It's even worse at home on my woeful connection as I can't even do the hover, mark as read thing until about 30 secs has passed as it seems to be the last part of the page to load!

 

[Raven]

That moment two days after a major system change that after weeks of saying it should not be put into a live environment because it has not been proven to work correctly but gets put in anyway...and then goes catastrophically wrong meaning we cannot invoice any customers.

Yeah...Microsoft AX, you really fucking suck.

 

[CorNokZ]

Waking up in the middle of the night to take a dump... That's not even your own

 

[old.Tohtori]

From Thief digital deluxe edition list;

Booster Pack
Get access to an exclusive bundle of optional in-game consumables that can empower you and hasten your progression through Thief.

Opportunist package

• Quiver upgrade: increase maximum arrow capacity.
• Choke arrows.
• Poppy flowers.
• Gold.

F*ck. Off

 

[Madmaxx]

When your looking for work and you get contacted by email by a "potential employer" and of course they ask for your bank details.

 

[ileks]

That Codnapped advert that's always on Twitch. My Adblock has randomly stopped working on Chrome and it keeps coming up.

 

[TdC]

after getting out of bed, every thing I have done today has gone wrong somehow. amazing 0o

 

[old.Tohtori]

after getting out of bed, every thing I have done today has gone wrong somehow. amazing 0o

Even a morning wank?

 

[TdC]

no wanks this morning. the alarm was too off-putting

 

[old.Tohtori]

Try doing nothing for a minute, can't fail that...or you get a good story out of it

 

[TdC]

given my record up to now, I am kind of scared to go outside. unfortunately I have to go to uni :-/

 

[old.Tohtori]

Then today is a day to do something you think you'd fail, because you can then blame it on the day. Hit on that hot redheaded barista at the local coffe shop!

 

[mooSe_]

That Codnapped advert that's always on Twitch. My Adblock has randomly stopped working on Chrome and it keeps coming up.

I turned off adblock on Team Liquid/Twitch so I can donate the monies to progamers. That fucking advert is so annoying.

 

[TdC]

Then today is a day to do something you think you'd fail, because you can then blame it on the day. Hit on that hot redheaded barista at the local coffe shop!

have you been following me around again?

 

[old.Tohtori]

have you been following me around again?

Well i am after your mod title arn't i?

Just tell the redhead that a spamming internet seal said she should give you a shot, 100% quarantee win rate.

 

[TdC]

I will tell her tomorrow

Any tips for turning my fave lezza to the dark side? I had lunch with her today and she's so cute I could literally just sit there with her forever. She was talking about yoga and showing me how flexible she is. I was trying to not pass out. you know how it is. (or maybe not)

 

[Fweddy]

I had lunch with her today and she's so cute I could literally just sit there with her forever. She was talking about yoga and showing me how flexible she is. I was trying to not pass out. you know how it is. (or maybe not)

We're going to need photos.

 

[Fweddy]

Err, that's photos of her. Not of you trying not to pass out.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Although, either works with this lot

I will tell her tomorrow

Disclaimer though, it's only a 100% quarantee, as in i quarantee a win rate of some description, not a 100% win rate

I'm still working on my sexuality change ray, gonna turn all women straight and all men gay *nod*

That's oddly unhomophobic while being so

 

[Madmaxx]

losing by fucking 1-2 points in FH head to head football, how many times can this happen !!