SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

Phone queues for government services...this elevator music is like masturbating with sandpaper for the ear(s).

EDIT: Nevermind, got through, then redirected and this music is even worse

 

[TdC]

worst queue music I ever had was a Phil Collins medly that wasn't done by Phil Collins.

 

[Edmond]

I had one a few weeks ago which was The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony, but every 3rd/4th note was slightly different from the original, i guess so they don't have to pay PRS for it. Apart from that it was perfect to the original

 

[Deebs]

Fucking head pain when you bend over. As long as my head is upright no issues, moment I tilt it hurts.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I must really have the manflu here 'cause i'm too tired to turn that into a dicksucking joke.

 

[Scouse]

Fucking head pain when you bend over. As long as my head is upright no issues, moment I tilt it hurts.

Doctors for you (not so) young man.

 

[Lamp]

Zits.

I've not had a zit for 20 years. Just woke up to find one on my face. WTF?!

I'm not 14, I've not been going through puberty or rubbing Mcdonalds fries on my skin. Ok, so I've been getting less sleep lately but no other changes

Now the fucker will take a week to go... Unless I razor it off...

 

[CorNokZ]

Apply WD40, let it sit five minutes and you can peel it right off

 

[DaGaffer]

Zits.

I've not had a zit for 20 years. Just woke up to find one on my face. WTF?!

I'm not 14, I've not been going through puberty or rubbing Mcdonalds fries on my skin. Ok, so I've been getting less sleep lately but no other changes

Now the fucker will take a week to go... Unless I razor it off...

Menopause. How are those hot flushes working out for ya?

 

[mooSe_]

Deadlines approaching and technical problems out the arse. I just want to do my work. It would be nice if the internet and my keyboard and all the programs that I need to use would stfu and just do their job rather than constantly dying.

 

[TdC]

Deadlines approaching and technical problems out the arse. I just want to do my work. It would be nice if the internet and my keyboard and all the programs that I need to use would stfu and just do their job rather than constantly dying.

I am now certain that @mooSe_ is me. we can never meet, parallel reality me, lest the singularity forms and we break the world :-(

 

[mooSe_]

Doppelmooser

 

[georgie]

Fucking head pain when you bend over. As long as my head is upright no issues, moment I tilt it hurts.

Is it the weight of the nose?

 

[caLLous]

I'm amazed that it took more than 24 hours for someone to make a nose joke.

 

[Deebs]

Is it the weight of the nose?

oh nose you made a funneh

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hangovers, still a tad annoying. It's not the pain or anything, but knowing that it'll be like this for the following 24h

Makes wanks better though, so that's something.

 

[Aoami]

Hangover sex/wanks are the best sex/wanks

 

[Chilly]

Yeah, nowt like a good shit and a wank to sort a hangover out

 

[fettoken]

Yeah, nowt like a good shit and a wank to sort a hangover out

Yeah, a good shit after sex. So she can hear everything. Either she will clear out, or stick with you for the remainder of your life.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, a good shit after sex. So she can hear everything. Either she will clear out, or stick with you for the remainder of your life.

Before. That's a true test of love

 

[Scouse]

Before. That's a true test of love

On her chest, during the wank.

That's the test...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Now let's not forget her sister has to do the wanky.

 

[Scouse]

Now let's not forget her sister has to do the wanky.

And her dad has to lick her chest clean whilst mum cleans his ass?

 

[Raven]

Catching your knuckles on the parcel shelf in the boot of the car just at the exact angle and speed to take the skin off. Firstly its fucking sore, secondly it looks as though I have been punching people.

 

[caLLous]

Piss off Youtube, I know how to get out of fullscreen mode ffs.

 

[ileks]

I got a new pair of headphones for Christmas. The sound is great, but one of the ear wire things is twice the length of the other. It's so annoying. The shorter wire constantly pulls on your ear.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Downtimes when you wake up early. I know why they're there etc, but still t's annoying. Ah well....off to saints row then i guess

 

[caLLous]

I got a new pair of headphones for Christmas. The sound is great, but one of the ear wire things is twice the length of the other. It's so annoying. The shorter wire constantly pulls on your ear.

I'm just making sure but you know the longer wire is supposed to go around the back of you neck, right? I have a pair from Sony with the same "feature", they're much more comfortable that way.

 

[ileks]

I'm just making sure but you know the longer wire is supposed to go around the back of you neck, right? I have a pair from Sony with the same "feature", they're much more comfortable that way.

No I had no idea That's really obvious as well!

 

[caLLous]

Oh dear! I thought it was really obvious... that's why I was almost apologetic about mentioning it.

<insert derogatory comment about gooner intelligence>

(Also, it means you can unplug the earphones and they don't fall down.)