SPAM random annoying things

[TdC]

I'm turning in my uni project tomorrow. I am so knackered I can't feel my hands or face. Also, I misspelled uni twice and had re-read this a whole bunch of times.

 

[Lamp]

Ppl who don't indicate at junctions

Ppl who drive round with their indicators on all the time

Audi drivers. Most of them think they're the only one on the road and act like cunts.

Ppl on scooters who rev their little 50cc engine constantly at lights. (1) your Piaggio is a pile of shit and constantly revving will fuck your hairdryer up (2) it sounds like a loud fly (3) it won't make your piece of crap go any faster and you don't look cool (4) sell it, take a test, and get a proper motorcycle

 

[Gwadien]

Ppl who don't indicate at junctions

Ppl who drive round with their indicators on all the time

Audi drivers. Most of them think they're the only one on the road and act like cunts.

Ppl on scooters who rev their little 50cc engine constantly at lights. (1) your Piaggio is a pile of shit and constantly revving will fuck your hairdryer up (2) it sounds like a loud fly (3) take a test and get a proper motorcycle

Did someone crash into your Bentley?

 

[CorNokZ]

Watching porn on the phone and then your nan calls...

 

[Aoami]

Skype link drop out or something??

 

[Deebs]

Ppl who don't indicate at junctions

Ppl who drive round with their indicators on all the time

Audi drivers. Most of them think they're the only one on the road and act like cunts.

Ppl on scooters who rev their little 50cc engine constantly at lights. (1) your Piaggio is a pile of shit and constantly revving will fuck your hairdryer up (2) it sounds like a loud fly (3) it won't make your piece of crap go any faster and you don't look cool (4) sell it, take a test, and get a proper motorcycle

Audi driver here. Vulva drivers are cunts. Not us. Learn to drive and we won't intimidate you.

 

[Raven]

Audi drivers are fun. One of my window spray nossles shoots straight over the car. I play a little game of how many times they put their wipers on before they stop trying to climb in my boot. When I get bored of that I like to help them test their brakes.

 

[fettoken]

Watching porn on the phone and then your nan calls...

Ouch. Oh well, can you start over?

I'm finally gonna get some time to watch porn now. You come to appreciate it so much..

Sometimes, it's the other way around.

Funny that.

 

[CorNokZ]

Ouch. Oh well, can you start over?

I'm finally gonna get some time to watch porn now. You come to appreciate it so much..

Sometimes, it's the other way around.

Funny that.

Did your nan die?

Ps. Cant undo rating <3

 

[fettoken]

Too much sexeh time, like, too much, really! No time for pron time. Truly, missed it!

Np mate! What are you up to tonight?

 

[Moriath]

Audi drivers are fun. One of my window spray nossles shoots straight over the car. I play a little game of how many times they put their wipers on before they stop trying to climb in my boot. When I get bored of that I like to help them test their brakes.

Need to alter that on my bmw

 

[ileks]

Just went to the fridge to snack on the nice M&S chicken breast I bought earlier today. Turns out my dad has eaten the skin off of both of them. What an evil cunt.

Also, Gold Bond on your balls fucking BURNS

 

[Moriath]

Move out and he won't be able to eat the skin then hehe

I hate it when my oven breaks and the element trips the electric but you don't find out until the day after when you check your jacket spud that has supposedly been baking away for dinner for forty mins and it is still,stone cold.

Also hare the 134 quid repair bill lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

People who get pissy when you tell them that they should check their email/skype/whatnot because someone probably got into them and is now sending spammy stuff.

"Meh meh my mail is fine no one can guess my password" etc.

 

[Lakih]

Random annoying things?

When your mouse pointer refuses to move because you are trying to steer it with a cookie instead of your mouse...

 

[Edmond]

Did you plug the cookie in though?

 

[Bigmac]

 

[Bahumat]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P-wQ17Tb0Q

 

[Lakih]

Did you plug the cookie in though?

It was a wireless cookie

 

[mooSe_]

I just had a presentation. It went quite well and now it's over I'm feeling quite relaxed. The problem is that I have an urgent deadline for another project which has to be submitted by midnight tonight and I'm struggling to motivate myself now. I need to trick myself into panicking and then calm myself down and then do some work.

 

[Moriath]

oh i wish i had deadlines at uni like that where you can electronically submit it .. was all paper and printing at the uni library at 3am and such expensive print vouchers and photocopying vouchers. Now you can do it all from your laptop

 

[Gumbo]

The fact a little red flag with a 5 in has appeared at the top of my freddys page on the media tab and I can't get rid of it and I don't know why it's there. I have to clear these things or they bug me. Help.

 

[Zarjazz]

Hover over the arrow on the media button, select Mark Media Viewed. For some reason it doesn't clear when you view the images.

 

[Gumbo]

Thank you.

 

[Raven]

When the take away delivery driver goes to the wrong front door and you can't find the key that you left in a very specific place because someone has moved it. Two people live in this house and I didn't fucking move it.

 

[caLLous]

How big is your house? Go out the the "other" front door you posh bastard.

 

[Raven]

Its not that big but there are two doors, one has a modern lock, the other has a two hundred odd year old lock with one key in existence, that key looks like it was hand made and seems to evaporate whenever I need to use it. To go though the other door I have to go through the kitchen where my feral cat is, its a ballache enough to get him to go in there at night in the first place, even harder to get the cunt to stay the fuck in there when you have your hands full with shit burgers and dog kabab.

 

[Olgaline]

How big is your house? Go out the the "other" front door you posh bastard.

Don't you just hate it when your private valet bring around the wrong car again!?

 

[Gwadien]

Its not that big but there are two doors, one has a modern lock, the other has a two hundred odd year old lock with one key in existence, that key looks like it was hand made and seems to evaporate whenever I need to use it. To go though the other door I have to go through the kitchen where my feral cat is, its a ballache enough to get him to go in there at night in the first place, even harder to get the cunt to stay the fuck in there when you have your hands full with shit burgers and dog kabab.

Why can't you just shout at the guy to go to the other door?

How big is your house? Go out the the "other" front door you posh bastard.

Other front door is for the cleaners and the servants, don't you have one?

 

[MYstIC G]

Facebooks stupid new "trending" box which has just ruined the Royal Rumble result