SPAM random annoying things

[georgie]

Frankly, children should be tied up and ball gagged until at least 12 years old. Horrible creatures.

Channelling your inner Jimmy Savile there, Raven?

 

[Deebs]

Ordering stuff and having to wait 2 fucking weeks as a minimum for it to turn up.

 

[Madmaxx]

1. Having to wait 4 weeks to change university halls as I was put in with un-sociable people, I don't even know 3 out of 8 of them a month after uni started.

Spoiler

(1 guy didn't join any societies I thought ok maybe their isn't 1 for his hobby or suitable, but his class had a free cruise to meet each other and he didn't go; then didn't want to come out with the other housemates I could find in the first week for a meal to get to know each other)

2. Then when I do move I met 2-4 of the new guys when moving stuff in then went to the gym, came back at 10-11pm or so and started talking to 1 girl in the kitchen; ended up talking till 1:30am as we have had a lot of similar experiences e.g. Travelling Australia. Then realizing that she reminds of the first girl I fell in love with (both of them seem to have partners before we met to, wtb same type of woman but single).

 

[Lamp]

People who don't know how to cross a road or use a pedestrian crossing

Today: I approach a pedestrian crossing. The lights go green, so off I go. The woman decides at that point to cross the road, I brake, and as she's crossing she presses the button to change the lights.

 

[Syri]

People who don't know how to cross a road or use a pedestrian crossing

Today: I approach a pedestrian crossing. The lights go green, so off I go. The woman decides at that point to cross the road, I brake, and as she's crossing she presses the button to change the lights.

That's reminded me of one that annoys me. People that can't wait for you to wait for someone to cross the road. I lose count of the number of times I'm waiting at a zebra crossing because there's a load of pedestrians going across, and the car(s) behind start pipping.

 

[Raven]

1. Having to wait 4 weeks to change university halls as I was put in with un-sociable people, I don't even know 3 out of 8 of them a month after uni started.

Spoiler

(1 guy didn't join any societies I thought ok maybe their isn't 1 for his hobby or suitable, but his class had a free cruise to meet each other and he didn't go; then didn't want to come out with the other housemates I could find in the first week for a meal to get to know each other)

You will be balls deep within the month.

 

[Raven]

That's reminded me of one that annoys me. People that can't wait for you to wait for someone to cross the road. I lose count of the number of times I'm waiting at a zebra crossing because there's a load of pedestrians going across, and the car(s) behind start pipping.

I have a wonky window sprayer on my car that shoots it over the roof into the car behind. I like to use that when I have a dickhead behind me.

 

[ileks]

1. Having to wait 4 weeks to change university halls as I was put in with un-sociable people, I don't even know 3 out of 8 of them a month after uni started.

Spoiler

(1 guy didn't join any societies I thought ok maybe their isn't 1 for his hobby or suitable, but his class had a free cruise to meet each other and he didn't go; then didn't want to come out with the other housemates I could find in the first week for a meal to get to know each other)

They really should put more effort into mixing like minded people up when you apply. It can make the first term a fucking nightmare for some people. I know someone who got dumped with 5 Chinses students who didn't want to know him at all. They didn't even eat in their own kitchen.

 

[Madmaxx]

They really should put more effort into mixing like minded people up when you apply. It can make the first term a fucking nightmare for some people. I know someone who got dumped with 5 Chinses students who didn't want to know him at all. They didn't even eat in their own kitchen.

Yeah I know I found out it was because I was a "mature" student as I'm older than 21 (24) so I got put with the older bunch, but come on one evening to say hello and meet the people you will be living with for the next year isn't too much surely I mean it was the first Saturday we had, so no work etc instead one of them wanted an "early night" and it was 9pm maybe earlier haha.

 

[Billargh]

Pathetic colds. I've had one for around 2 weeks now, started with a tickley throat, then a cough that isn't that bad but it highly annoying, I'm not even coughing anything up! Now I've got a little bit of a runny nose and a cough that comes out of no where, I think I coughed 3 times in my girlfriends face tonight, there's no warning it's coming or anything.

I wish I had swine flu or some shit instead, at least that would wear me out and I'd have an excuse to sit around in my duds, sweating and doing fuck all.

 

[Moriath]

That people seem to think that indicating the direction they wish to travel requires you to let them into your lane. Rather than the regs that say you shouldn't cause the traffic your are pulling in to to change speed or direction. Grr some guy today thinking he could try and force me off the road to get in front of me in a merging dual carriage way queue when we were both side by side.

 

[TdC]

Ordering stuff and having to wait 2 fucking weeks as a minimum for it to turn up.

heh just wait till they courier it to your house and the status changes to "was there, nobody home" at 23hrs even though you booked the day off and were about since 8am

 

[rynnor]

As it was so warm and sunny yesterday I had both front windows down in my car - went to it this morning in the drizzle to find I had left them down :/

Driving round in a damp car with a dripping wet steering wheel and now have a wet arse as the seats are soaked - bugger!

 

[fettoken]

The shades of green on the new FH forum. Thread names to the background are backwards-assed.

 

[Deebs]

The shades of green on the new FH forum. Thread names to the background are backwards-assed.

Yes and it has been noted in the correct forum, I did say tweaks will be required. Thank you for your constructive feedback.

 

[DaGaffer]

Women who stop at the security barriers at the train station, plonk their handbag on the scanner and start rummaging around in it to find their ticket. Get your ticket or pass out before you get there, or move to one side while you're looking for it, you selfish, selfish bitches. (And for the record, it is always women).

 

[fettoken]

Yes and it has been noted in the correct forum, I did say tweaks will be required. Thank you for your constructive feedback.

Thank you for fixing the issue so fast sir.

 

[Scouse]

Women who stop at the security barriers at the train station, plonk their handbag on the scanner and start rummaging around in it to find their ticket. Get your ticket or pass out before you get there, or move to one side while you're looking for it, you selfish, selfish bitches. (And for the record, it is always women).

Same as when waiting for them to pay for their shopping at supermarkets. And yep, always women.

 

[Raven]

And getting door keys out, pissing it down with rain, carrying the shopping or whatever to the house. Wife's job to unlock/open the front door. Waits until she is at said door before getting her keys out. We have a 30 ft path to our from door, plenty of time to get your damn keys out. Walk and rummage...

I read something about women being the best multi-taskers the other other day, how I laughed.

 

[rynnor]

And getting door keys out, pissing it down with rain, carrying the shopping or whatever to the house. Wife's job to unlock/open the front door. Waits until she is at said door before getting her keys out. We have a 30 ft path to our from door, plenty of time to get your damn keys out. Walk and rummage...

I read something about women being the best multi-taskers the other other day, how I laughed.

Mines always unable to locate her keys so I have to unlock two outer doors usually while carrying a sleeping child or large amounts of shopping.

 

[Scouse]

I read something about women being the best multi-taskers the other other day, how I laughed.

Given a set of jobs they can multitask to their hearts content.

Ask them to visualise the future tho? Never.

Keys not ready. Big red wizards hats burned. Yadda yadda yadda.

 

[fettoken]

Yes and it has been noted in the correct forum, I did say tweaks will be required. Thank you for your constructive feedback.

On other thoughts. Fuck you this is the angry thread..ish.

 

[TdC]

Given a set of jobs they can multitask to their hearts content.

Ask them to visualise the future tho? Never.

Keys not ready. Big red wizards hats burned. Yadda yadda yadda.

wow that hat thing *really* grabbed your nads Scouse I feel bad for you, my socialist brother

 

[soze]

It is supposed to be the windiest night in 90 years so please explain to me why some of my neighbors have decided to put their rubbish out at 6pm. And not leave it inside their garden where there is some protection from the wind no. Lets put it out side the wall on the street so before they even get back inside it has blown into our front garden and under my car. Then he gives me a dirty look as I throw it all back into his front garden. I gave him a smile and told him how his rubbish had blown away.

I bet by morning it is half way down the road.

 

[caLLous]

I ordered something on Amazon (from a third party seller) on Wednesday. I sent a cancellation request thing on Thursday because I done messed up the order. I *just* got an email this afternoon saying that it was too late to prevent the order being dispatched and it went out on Friday. I **just** (like, 3 minutes ago - Sunday evening) got an email saying that the order has been dispatched. That seems a bit off to me.

 

[Bigmac]

Sending a item back and not getting a refund as they claim they haven't received it. Luckily I have a proof of postage receipt to claim something back.

 

[caLLous]

Yeah this is what I think they're aiming at. Either that or, as it's coming from Germany, they're sending it even though I've cancelled the order, hoping that I'll think that it's not worth the hassle of sending it back.

 

[Lamp]

Not being single.

We've been invited to my wife's sister's for Christmas dinner.
/sulk

What I want to do on Christmas day is sit around in my boxers and dressing gown eating copious amount of pigs in blankets, take the phone off the hook, disconnect the doorbell, drinking ice cold beers, watching Die Hard, Aliens, Lethal Weapon, Close Encounters, Jaws, Fawlty Towers, Spartacus, and Tom & Jerry cartoons on a big TV, and tucking into curry and chinese for lunch (ordered the night before in large quantities). Heaven.

Oh, and I'd like to be able to scratch my balls without getting that head-shaking you're disgusting look. Then fall asleep beneath a mountain of Quality Street wrappers and broken popadoms. Bliss.

 

[Raven]

Running out of Maoams

I bought them for the Trick or treaters which we ignore every year.

 

[Edmond]

Not being single.

We've been invited to my wife's sister's for Christmas dinner.
/sulk

What I want to do on Christmas day is sit around in my boxers and dressing gown eating copious amount of pigs in blankets, take the phone off the hook, disconnect the doorbell, drinking ice cold beers, watching Die Hard, Aliens, Lethal Weapon, Close Encounters, Jaws, Fawlty Towers, Spartacus, and Tom & Jerry cartoons on a big TV, and tucking into curry and chinese for lunch (ordered the night before in large quantities). Heaven.

Oh, and I'd like to be able to scratch my balls without getting that head-shaking you're disgusting look. Then fall asleep beneath a mountain of Quality Street wrappers and broken popadoms. Bliss.

A few yrs ago I got a buy one get one free pizza on Christmas Eve, so I had one that night and one for my Christmas dinner, I stayed in my bed joggers all day watching tv, it was great