SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

39 euros for one device only internet in a German hotel in dusseldorf... Grrrr

Wouldn't be so bad if I could use it for my ipad and iPhone as well as my laptop...just have to deal with 3G roaming glad work pay the bills

 

[soze]

A few yrs ago I got a buy one get one free pizza on Christmas Eve, so I had one that night and one for my Christmas dinner, I stayed in my bed joggers all day watching tv, it was great

My friends first year together they were very poor so they did the same, bogof Pizza on x mas even and ate the free one Christmas Day and it is their tradition now. I went over there with the ex and they ordered an extra pizza for us. It was brilliant sat lounging about in comfortable clothes eating Pizza and watching James Bond.

My parents always do a big formal dinner I normally end up shaved and showered by 10 on Christmas day and sit there all day in a shirt and tie while we play board games and eat mints. I love my family but I would rather wear my bed shorts all day and eat sweets.

 

[MYstIC G]

curry and chinese for lunch

Heathen. I was with you every step of the way until you said that. Green triangles and popadom shards, bleaugh!

 

[Olgaline]

All FH'dians!
You forgot my birthday yesterday, You CUNTS!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who says we forgot

 

[Olgaline]

Who says we forgot

I hate you, you're a meanie!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh a little mental S&M never hurt anyone, habby pelated pdays

 

[Edmond]

Oops, sorry HBD, hope you had a good day

 

[Olgaline]

No!
I was sat here, crying all day, because nobody loves me

 

[old.Tohtori]

No!
I was sat here, crying all day, because nobody loves me

Who could blame them, you sit around all day crying!

 

[Olgaline]

Yes you're right, I might as well go jump off a bridge - it's just...well...I'm scared of hights!

 

[Scouse]

Yes you're right, I might as well go jump off a bridge - it's just...well...I'm scared of hights!

True. Too scared to spell them correctly!

 

[Olgaline]

a Scouse..spell heights in danish, without using google or other translators..No ? ok then F*off!

 

[Scouse]

a Scouse..spell heights in danish, without using google or other translators..No ? ok then F*off!

Was only joking m8. Happy Birthday

 

[Olgaline]

I knew that!

...nod!

 

[Lamp]

Belly buttons

1. They're not buttons. I can't do my shirt up with it. If I press it, my hall light doesn't come on.
2. They attract the wrong sort of fluff
3. The Government will announce they are to be taxed next April
4. They don't hold a golf ball steady
5. Apple have claimed they invented them

 

[Lamp]

Edit. The hall light did come on. Bulb had blown.

 

[Gwadien]

It was because it was my birthday and I'm loved more @Olgaline Sorry bbz

 

[DaGaffer]

It was because it was my birthday and I'm loved more @Olgaline Sorry bbz

I thought everyone just gave you abuse because you're still a foetus?

 

[Scouse]

It was because it was my birthday and I'm loved more @Olgaline Sorry bbz

Don't listen to him @Olgaline - he whined like a bitch so much that his mates at Uni came round my house, knocked on my door and demanded I start a thread...

Either that or he cried on Steam

 

[Overdriven]

Belly buttons

1. They're not buttons. I can't do my shirt up with it. If I press it, my hall light doesn't come on.
2. They attract the wrong sort of fluff
3. The Government will announce they are to be taxed next April
4. They don't hold a golf ball steady
5. Apple have claimed they invented them

Can't have sex with them either.

 

[Edmond]

A woman i know is married to an army doctor and they used to live in Africa, this is going back to the late 60's early 70's. He started getting these young girls coming to him complianing of stomach cramps and pain.

When he examined them he noticed some of them had bruising around their belly buttons. Upon further investigation it turned out the the girls were having sex (or what they thought) with the boys by having them trying to penetrate the belly button because thats how they thought it was done, because of the ambilical cord. Obviously there was no kind of sex education back then in third world countries

I suppose you can understand their logic in a way

 

[Moriath]

Can't have sex with them either.

You just have no imagination.

 

[Scouse]

I'm annoyed that my "Where the fuck is Wazzerphuk" thread is "moderated".

What does "moderated" mean? It doesn't look like people can see it. Most importantly, why is it moderated??????

 

[Olgaline]

He is banned and they don't want to talk about it ?

 

[Billargh]

I just think the AIDS finally got to him.

 

[Lamp]

According to the FH stats, Toto has posted over 40,000 messages. I thought I was prolific, but can only manage a paltry 20K. Pff.

 

[Scouse]

He is banned and they don't want to talk about it ?

Nah, you can't ban AIDS.

I reckon the new forum software's got an auto-don't-allow-the-word-fuck in the thread title thang.


/tempted to find out, but going to bed

 

[Madmaxx]

According to the FH stats, Toto has posted over 40,000 messages. I thought I was prolific, but can only manage a paltry 20K. Pff.

nice, mean while I have a gentleman's 2177

 

[rynnor]

Mrs put my phone in the washing machine so I ordered a new phone - just tried the old one after reassembling the dried parts and damn me if it doesn't work

Now the hassle of returning the new one - or I could keep it for the next phone disaster - how long would the battery last if its just left in the box?