SPAM random annoying things

[old.Tohtori]

Just get a sidewinder

 

[Raven]

Wife getting the arse on because I am not bothered which new bed we buy. I can sleep on a tree branch. Could not give a crap whether its soft, medium, hard. Memory foam, how many springs it has etc.

 

[TdC]

derp! dude, have you learned nothing from your time here on FH? you have to *pretend* to give a crap. challenge her on the fact that YOUR preferred choice has less springs, but better foam, etc and make her work for it. also, when you're lugging it up the stairs, remember to make lots of manly noises and take your shirt off.

 

[Shagrat]

and then ask her a question about shoes, chicks dig that shit.

 

[rynnor]

Weird storm this morning - wind was howling and lashing the windows with hail one minute then it stopped dead like a switch had been thrown then a minute or so later its windy and pelting again?

It seemed a lot like a tornado with the quiet bit being the 'eye' of the storm.

 

[MYstIC G]

and then ask her a question about shoes, chicks dig that shit.

If you fail after this you should commit ritual suicide with a stiletto.

 

[Scouse]

Wife getting the arse on because I am not bothered which new bed we buy. I can sleep on a tree branch. Could not give a crap whether its soft, medium, hard. Memory foam, how many springs it has etc.

Disagree massively.

Yes, I can sleep on a tree branch, or cramped plane for 20+ hours, or in a car (at the wheel) or on spikes.

But I choose to sleep on an emperor sized bed (fuck "super"king as a definition - just because people don't understand what an emperor is) - with a fucking expensive matress, some stupid duck-down pillows, and egyption cotton sheets.

I spend 1/3rd of my entire life asleep and quality of life for that is achieved reasonably cheaply. I spent £2500 on my bike, I can spend the same on my bed.

Yep. If I'd personally committed genocide by knifing a billion children in the face I'd sleep like a fucking baby.

Best investment I've ever made

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you fail after this you should commit ritual suicide with a stiletto.

Heel?

 

[Edmond]

Weird storm this morning - wind was howling and lashing the windows with hail one minute then it stopped dead like a switch had been thrown then a minute or so later its windy and pelting again?

It seemed a lot like a tornado with the quiet bit being the 'eye' of the storm.

Hayling Island had a mini tornado last night, I'm in the south east and it's been hammering down on and off all day. Very windy too

 

[Overdriven]

Hayling Island had a mini tornado last night, I'm in the south east and it's been hammering down on and off all day. Very windy too

Sutton early this afternoon. Heavy rain, thunder and lightning (like, OMG BOOOOM) for about 2 minutes, then a blue sky.

 

[soze]

Beer Farts.

I farted earlier today and it was so bad I had to abandon my PC and go and sit in the meeting room with a laptop. I went back through 20 minutes later and it was still evil. One of the guys who stopped in actually blamed the sewers and came and sat in the meeting room too.

 

[Billargh]

I once farted in my car before getting out and doing a 7 hour shift at work, when I return my car still stunk. I wasn't sure whether to be proud of disgusted.

 

[Jeros]

Can people just embrace .docx already

Also your front office full of Macs does not make you look professional, it just makes it look like you want to LOOK professional really hard.

You also might want to have a chat with the guy in front who appears to have gelled his hair into what can only be described as some sort of geological formation with a sideways blonde mohawk diagonally moving down into a jet black slope at a 45 degree angle, that is not suitable for buisness.

Nor are his brown loafers with a black suit.

Also that other guy is on facebook, you can see the reflection in your company sign.

SORT IT OUT.

 

[Moriath]

Beer Farts.

I farted earlier today and it was so bad I had to abandon my PC and go and sit in the meeting room with a laptop. I went back through 20 minutes later and it was still evil. One of the guys who stopped in actually blamed the sewers and came and sat in the meeting room too.

you work on a sunday /// boooo

 

[soze]

you work on a sunday /// boooo

Not really no

They needed a key holder to be there and as I was on call everyone else decided it should be me. And I actually got in shit for it today. I had to be there for some new coffee machines to be fitted. They asked if they could pull the power for the whole building including the IT room for 8 hours while they worked. I told them to get fucked and said they could pull the power for the 3 kitchens only. So they stayed all day fitting and pluming them but left without connecting them to the power. And now I am being told I should have killed all our other sites for 8 hours with zero notice

 

[Moriath]

Lol killed all sites for three coffee machines hmmm

 

[rynnor]

And now I am being told I should have killed all our other sites for 8 hours with zero notice

On the plus side imagine how much shit you'd be in now if you had let them.

 

[Poag]

That this

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-24606053

Is a "controversial" subject that brings out abuse.....

 

[georgie]

It is in the modern age of self-entitled, um, -ness.

There's fucking eejits everywhere.

 

[Lamp]

Nose hair

 

[Lethul]

Nose hair

Pulling nose hair!

 

[Scouse]

Is a "controversial" subject that brings out abuse.....

I agree that the abuse isn't necessary and that smokers are inherently selfish bastards (smoking away from school gates is hardly a big ask) - but then I also understand that they feel put-upon and victimised. Which they are.

 

[Poag]

I agree that the abuse isn't necessary and that smokers are inherently selfish bastards (smoking away from school gates is hardly a big ask) - but then I also understand that they feel put-upon and victimised. Which they are.

Yeah totally victimised...victimised into helping their kids have a long healthy life.


Booo! Stick it to man! Bet they start packing the kids lunch boxes with packs of 20 just to show them whos boss.......

 

[Scouse]

Yeah totally victimised...victimised into helping their kids have a long healthy life.

Booo! Stick it to man! Bet they start packing the kids lunch boxes with packs of 20 just to show them whos boss.......

And it's that sort of nonsensical reaction to their lifestyle choice which produces their ridiculous overreacions.

Don't get me wrong. If you're a smoker, it's shitting it down outside and you're round my house - you're getting very wet if you want to indulge in your chosen past-time.

But I can understand how they feel.

 

[rynnor]

Did anyone see the story by a one legged drug addict beggar who is 'naming and shaming' a Tory backbencher who when confronted by the beggar told him to get a job?

Hes one legged due to gangrene from heroin abuse btw.

Claims he can barely read or write so hes begging (and claiming the dole/housing benefit etc. I expect).

I think the MP was right tbh?

 

[Scouse]

I think the MP was right tbh?

If the MP had pushed for medical help, possibly a place in a homeless shelter, educational assistance and THEN told him to get a job, I'd have sympathy.

Otherwise politicians should know better tbfh.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Bro has now gotten into two bets, hearthstone and epic loot, which neither i've gotten in even with earlier beta request. Joy.

 

[Lamp]

Pulling nose hair!

Get a nose hair trimmer

 

[Edmond]

Or this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nads-Hair-R...id=1382477073&sr=8-1&keywords=nose+waxing+kit

 

[old.user4556]

Folk at my work who thinks it's acceptable to join their mates in the coffee queue in front of you, effectively skipping the already big queue.

I don't mean one person, I mean about four or five people who then proceed to order five venti cappuccinos with a shot of jizz which takes the coffee dude ten years to make.

Seriously. Cunt off. Join the queue like the rest of us. Absolute sheer ignorance, but to be expected from posh Edinburgh hipsteresque twats.