SPAM random annoying things

[Ormorof]

i just discovered that the only two lecturers i have this semester are my two least favorite ones in the whole world aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[TdC]

heh good luck with that Ormorof! just got the invite to the kickoff of my project semester. meh!

 

[soze]

Next door neighbors having an argument and the kid sulking by standing in the back garden kicking the ball as hard as he can against a fence. I have told it to stop twice now as it is driving the dog mental. But it is a charming example of what happens when parents divorce and spoil a twat of a kid rotten.

 

[caLLous]

Yeah that's it, be supportive and stuff.

 

[soze]

Yeah that's it, be supportive and stuff.

I should be supportive of a sulking kid who is driving my dog mental because his Dad will not get him McNuggets? Fuck that it is a spoiled little shite.

 

[caLLous]

True, I don't know the situation. Without sounding rapey though, maybe he just needs someone to talk to that isn't one of his parents.

I thought you Arsenal fans are supposed to be good at patience.

 

[soze]

Not this week. Fuck everything and everyone this week.

 

[old.Tohtori]

That's a bit of a leap. Angry kid = spoiled rotten and argument = divorce

 

[Raven]

Pumpkin seeds in muesli...erg

 

[Deebs]

Watching something kickoff between two chavvy bitches and a Community Police Officer powerless to intervene. What a fucking waste of money.

 

[rynnor]

Watching something kickoff between two chavvy bitches and a Community Police Officer powerless to intervene. What a fucking waste of money.

The CPOs are just there to be seen on the streets not to be effective.

 

[Deebs]

The CPOs are just there to be seen on the streets not to be effective.

That would explain how the chav told him to fuckoff and did not want to speak to him, purpose of him is what?

 

[soze]

They are there so the real police budget can be slashed but they can claim to still have the same number of boots on the ground. They are useful for for standing guard over crime scenes and the like but they are basically police lite.

 

[rynnor]

That would explain how the chav told him to fuckoff and did not want to speak to him, purpose of him is what?

For old people to see them on the streets and feel reassured.

 

[Lamp]

wasps

I hate wasps
They're bastards.

 

[Billargh]

I've hurt those bits of vertebrae that stick out at the bottom of your neck doing squats today, I'm pretty annoyed.

 

[Moriath]

That would explain how the chav told him to fuckoff and did not want to speak to him, purpose of him is what?

They are there to increase the blue line and make average joe think everything is ok. They can in fact note revenue but only in a citizens arrest kind of capacity. So it's the case of paying a security guard five bucks to look after a million bucks of jewels. Visible deterant but when it comes down to it are you going to put you life on the line for that ? Specially in London. If that's where you were all the kids and gangs will know they are plastic police with no actual powers.

 

[Moriath]

I've hurt those bits of vertebrae that stick out at the bottom of your neck doing squats today, I'm pretty annoyed.

Moral is dont do squat

 

[Billargh]

Moral is dont do squat

 

[soze]

Air Show traffic. It took me nearly an hour longer to get home due to chip eaters leaving the air show trying to take back roads and slowing everything up by crashing into each other. The worst part is I was not allowed the two days off because I don't have kids and breeders get preference during the summer holidays

 

[Scouse]

All other road users.

Fixed for teh increased accuracy

 

[soze]

Fixed for teh increased accuracy

I have never denied that. But for real accuracy that should be "All other people" I hate pedestrians and road users equally.

 

[Raven]

Chavs that kick wing mirrors off, fucking cunts should be drowned at birth.

 

[Billargh]

Chavs that kick wing mirrors off, fucking cunts should be drowned at birth.

Got a mate complaining about exactly the same thing this morning. James?!

 

[Raven]

OMG Billy?!?!

 

[Billargh]

It's like having Jamie/Infanity back again! Life: complete.

 

[Madmaxx]

fooking raining all day in southend, I got absolutely drenched just going to the town centre.

the arcades on the seafront were hit quite badly, people were moving the stands/games etc inside with water up to their knee's :O


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p5Qf6uA12I0

 

[TdC]

there's a fucking mouse in my house. also, when I saw it just now I thought it was a spider and that *really* freaked me out

also...wtf man! I took care of my friend's cat for weeks and weeks and two weeks after it's gone back home again there are friggin mice here

 

[rynnor]

Donkeys!

Packs of them taking over the street - heaps of crap all over the footpath and have to maneuver round them to get off the drive.

They just sit outside the house all day looking sleepy.

 

[Raven]

Dropping 5 litres of yellow paint all over the warehouse floor while having a moan that we have too much crap in our paint store. Point proven though!