SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

In france they have to hunt to get le porc!

 

[TdC]

I've heard le porc is 15 euros a pop down where Callous lives 0o

 

[Shagrat]

I've heard le porc is 15 euros a pop down where Callous lives 0o

I think the price depends on which hole you want to put it in.

 

[caLLous]

I've heard le porc is 15 euros a pop down where Callous lives 0o

How would you know? You haven't been here!

 

[old.Tohtori]

"sometimes in the mooorning i am petrified and can't move...."

Getting really bored of that.

 

[TdC]

How would you know? You haven't been here!

yeah nobody was enthused for the road trip except me. they were all like "but I need to feed my kids/wife/goldfish" / "I don't have the money/permission from the woman/will to live" / "you suck all the fun out of life Andrew / I have other commitments / driving 3500km just to have an espresso in the south of France is not on my bucket list" and such

 

[CorNokZ]

Mad or genious?


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q_m-rDUNw0

 

[mr.Blacky]

A pile of black socks that you have to match up

 

[CorNokZ]

A pile of black socks that you have to match up

I had the same problem with all my socks. Now I just dump them all into a plastic bag and every morning I pull out two black socks and put them on. It is not like anyone sees my socks anyway..

 

[- English -]

I had the same problem with all my socks. Now I just dump them all into a plastic bag and every morning I pull out two black socks and put them on. It is not like anyone sees my socks anyway..

i have this problem with my gf because she insists we have 4 different types, 1 normal black, 1 sport black, 1 normal white (WHY?) and 1 sport white...

she then gets pissed when i dont wish to waste my life looking for pairs. I have told her about your solution but she won't have it :s

 

[Raven]

I just make sure I have a left sock and a right sock together.

 

[Edmond]

wish i could afford socks

 

[old.Tohtori]

i have this problem with my gf because she insists we have 4 different types, 1 normal black, 1 sport black, 1 normal white (WHY?) and 1 sport white...

she then gets pissed when i dont wish to waste my life looking for pairs. I have told her about your solution but she won't have it :s

Whipped.

 

[TdC]

i have this problem with my gf because she insists we have 4 different types, 1 normal black, 1 sport black, 1 normal white (WHY?) and 1 sport white...

she then gets pissed when i dont wish to waste my life looking for pairs. I have told her about your solution but she won't have it :s

gosh I hope she's awesome in the sack 0o





























;-)

 

[CorNokZ]

i have this problem with my gf because she insists we have 4 different types, 1 normal black, 1 sport black, 1 normal white (WHY?) and 1 sport white...

she then gets pissed when i dont wish to waste my life looking for pairs. I have told her about your solution but she won't have it :s

Make fours bags and seperate the socks into each one. She'll come around when she realises she doesn't have to pair them up after each wash

 

[- English -]

Make fours bags and seperate the socks into each one. She'll come around when she realises she doesn't have to pair them up after each wash

but the idea is i dont wish to waste time of sorting socks.. they come out of the washer, put them up to dry, then pick any 2 up and they can be either put together or worn

 

[Lethul]

I have mainly "Happy Socks", no problems!

 

[TdC]

I didn't know what happy socks were so I googled. La Googlé came up with several pictures that made me very happy indeed

 

[Lethul]

I didn't know what happy socks were so I googled. La Googlé came up with several pictures that made me very happy indeed

Ehm Did you really google Happy Socks?

 

[TdC]

yes

 

[fettoken]

I am at work. Can i with good conscience google it?

 

[TdC]

yes

 

[Edmond]

I didn't know what happy socks were so I googled. La Googlé came up with several pictures that made me very happy indeed

Ehm Did you really google Happy Socks?

Me neither, i was expecting boobies with socks on, that would make me happy, but i like them all the same.

£8.00 a pair though, my socks are from M&S and dont last me all that long tbh, so they would have to be some damn fine quality socks for £8 quid

 

[megadave]

the fat chick on my facebook feed who just posted about her rampant rabbit, i didnt need that mental image

 

[Lamp]

Neck ache and back ache from trying to spot the meteor shower
Definitely sae the space station go overhead
As for meteors, I don't know if I'm seeing them or the stars are playing mind games with my eyes

 

[caLLous]

I was mid-shudder when I realised you'd said ache and not acne.

 

[Lamp]

the fat chick on my facebook feed who just posted about her rampant rabbit, i didnt need that mental image

Yeh, yeh. You're into fat birds. Nothing wrong with that. When the zombie holocaust happens, at least you'll have a few weeks worth of food before you have to brave the streets...

 

[old.Tohtori]

New meaning to "facebook feed" for sure.

 

[TdC]

I'm getting well skinny now. Just went through my winter gear and I have three jackets of which one Fjall Raven, two lambswool cardigan things, a 66north fleece vest and a pair of baggy GStar jeans to get rid of. Losing weight costs a fucking fortune

 

[Chilly]

Has your peen lost weight? Legit question.