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bodhi
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I think he's trying to be semi-modernist post-ironic there TUG. Shame he comes out looking like a fuckwit.
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old.TUG
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True, true... 
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old.GLyNN3RS
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/omg
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old.TUG
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I'd fucking shout at you all even if the odd one could kick my arse
If you are a faggot, I'll let you know without any hesitation
If you are a faggot, I'll let you know without any hesitation
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old.KingBean
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Wanking!
lo boyoz
can any of you #quake2.uk lads give me some intense wanking manoeuvres.
i am extremely bored with my current wanking skillz.
i decided to ask you #quake2.uk guys because i heard you are the best around at this sort of thing....
let me know cunt0rs
KingBean0r
Cheers thanks bye!
lo boyoz
can any of you #quake2.uk lads give me some intense wanking manoeuvres.
i am extremely bored with my current wanking skillz.
i decided to ask you #quake2.uk guys because i heard you are the best around at this sort of thing....
let me know cunt0rs
KingBean0r
Cheers thanks bye!
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old.KingBean
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also boyoz visit #f00fighters for free ops. That's #f00fighters, not #foofighters, cunts. Cheers.
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bodhi
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Nice try fuckstain.
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old.TUG
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Re: Wanking!
I'll send you some tweez0rz if you're a good boy.......
I'll send you some tweez0rz if you're a good boy.......
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old.SLiC3R
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EXOR. YES. 0WNED.
Just incase you don't know lads... get yourself here:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nicholas.bhuyan/
Classic from mentalist or something like that, showing Exor opening up with his sexual feelings. Erm, i have to laugh also, as to the fact he tells us all how he had this wicked job and gets all these girls, yet, he's trying to chat to someone on IRC in #quake2.uk and she hasn't even shown him her pic. LLLOLOLOLOLOLOL desperate mate?
classic quotes:
'<jill> since u don't mind me fingering u to u shuddering climax, would u let me make love to u with my strap-on...that is what I would consider as u truely giving urself to me, the thing that would make me most happy, in the past doing this to my boyfriends made me almost cum there and then
<jill> it is quite small
<exor> I would consider that yes
LOL ALSO;
'<exor> well, someone pasted a URL in the q2.uk chan to scat, that wasn't very pleasent'
Was that you exor?
And,
'<jill> would u dream about me
<exor> definately
<jill> see how sweet u r
<exor> I am very sweet! but I usually get walked all over
<exor> I'm too nice sometimes
<jill> poooooor baby
<jill> I hate it when people take advantage of me and make a complete fool of me
<exor> me too
<jill> men tcan be so mean and insensitive'
LOLOL0L0L0L0LLOLOLLOLLOL0LL0L0L0LLL0L0OLLOLLOLOLL0L0LL.
Exors way of sucking up to the female sex, or is it true?
LOL
Cheers,
SLiC3R
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You know when you've been sliced!
Just incase you don't know lads... get yourself here:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/nicholas.bhuyan/
Classic from mentalist or something like that, showing Exor opening up with his sexual feelings. Erm, i have to laugh also, as to the fact he tells us all how he had this wicked job and gets all these girls, yet, he's trying to chat to someone on IRC in #quake2.uk and she hasn't even shown him her pic. LLLOLOLOLOLOLOL desperate mate?
classic quotes:
'<jill> since u don't mind me fingering u to u shuddering climax, would u let me make love to u with my strap-on...that is what I would consider as u truely giving urself to me, the thing that would make me most happy, in the past doing this to my boyfriends made me almost cum there and then
<jill> it is quite small
<exor> I would consider that yes
LOL ALSO;
'<exor> well, someone pasted a URL in the q2.uk chan to scat, that wasn't very pleasent'
Was that you exor?
And,
'<jill> would u dream about me
<exor> definately
<jill> see how sweet u r
<exor> I am very sweet! but I usually get walked all over
<exor> I'm too nice sometimes
<jill> poooooor baby
<jill> I hate it when people take advantage of me and make a complete fool of me
<exor> me too
<jill> men tcan be so mean and insensitive'
LOLOL0L0L0L0LLOLOLLOLLOL0LL0L0L0LLL0L0OLLOLLOLOLL0L0LL.
Exors way of sucking up to the female sex, or is it true?
LOL
Cheers,
SLiC3R
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You know when you've been sliced!
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*Exor*
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Put it in the other thread, I can't be arsed arguing here too.
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old.GLyNN3RS
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lol'age.
exor, you truely are a knob.
and yeh slice, i think he is VERY 'desperate'.
exor, you truely are a knob.
and yeh slice, i think he is VERY 'desperate'.
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old.GLyNN3RS
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P.s i got a grade B for my UNIT 1 assessment in business studies, so Mr.B, OWNERISATION!!!!!!
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Mr B
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/me makes a mental note NOT to hire anyone with a GNVQ.
Now who's owned?
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Now who's owned?
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Testin da Cable
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LOL now that's hitting hard
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old.TUG
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LOL you fucking guys fucking rock the fucking show!! Sooooooo funny
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old.GLyNN3RS
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Wtf r u saying here? The average grade is a C i think, so a B is a fucking good grade, Mr.'B'.
What point are you trying to make?
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old.GLyNN3RS
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Originally posted by TUG
LOL you fucking guys fucking rock the fucking show!! Sooooooo funny
I know we do. Whats your point??
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Mr B
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You got a "B" in one, assessed, UNIT in Business Studies?
You get a "B" in assessed units if you turn up to the right building (not necessarily the right room) and are able to say your name without dribbling too much.
You get a "B" in assessed units if you turn up to the right building (not necessarily the right room) and are able to say your name without dribbling too much.
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bodhi
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I always thought a B at GNVQ level meant "Slightly less retarded than the average GNVQ candidate but still a flid". Obviously seeing as Glynn3rs got one it means "Could possibly outwit a PC World salesman given a very large headstart"
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old.GLyNN3RS
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Fuck off Bodhi, im fucking proud of my B thx. You relate me to a PC World salesman, yet i am not the one selling the Big Issue am i?
Oh and Mr.B, you know you've been Owned.
Oh and Mr.B, you know you've been Owned.
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old.Conquerer
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are you trying to diss him because you got even worse? heh!
btw there is nothing wrong with GNVQ's. why dont you go away and pass your SATS first, then we can welcome you into the real world.
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Mr B
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If I had the IQ of a retarded amoeba, I'd be pleased at getting a B too...However my ambitions go slightly beyond being the thickest cunt in the Universe.
Find out the spread of A's, B's, C's and others there were and then I'll tell you just how well you have done - but remember, you are only competing against the other thick fucks on the same course as you...
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old.ZiEgE
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i hear a lot of shit about gnvq's well i dident do A levels as my school wouldent let me beat and bully the fuck outta geeks for another 2 years ah well :/.
And no i dont and never have done a GNVQ.
And from people i know, who has the best grades doesnt make them the smartest cunt alive just the biggest brown nose proberbly.
Glyn3rs you are truly 0wned in every sense of the word
thx l8rz bye
And no i dont and never have done a GNVQ.
And from people i know, who has the best grades doesnt make them the smartest cunt alive just the biggest brown nose proberbly.
Glyn3rs you are truly 0wned in every sense of the word
thx l8rz bye
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bodhi
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I'm sure if I had your lack of mental ability I'd be proud of a B too. But seeing as I don't I think I shall mock you for being a thick cunt.
You thick cunt.
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old.GLyNN3RS
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Originally posted by Conquerer
are you trying to diss him because you got even worse? heh!
btw there is nothing wrong with GNVQ's. why dont you go away and pass your SATS first, then we can welcome you into the real world.
lol Agreed. Thx Conq, its about time i got some back-up around this place
You should learn to respect ppl who actually have a career lined up in life Bodhi./me points Bodhi in direction of 'BIG ISSUE'.
You are a geek who's on the pewter 24:7. Please die now, thx. Not 2morrow, not next week, NOW!!
And again, Mr.B, you fucking hunch0r, you think that cos you have a top job with 8k bonuses (Allegedly)you think that i wont get anything like that?? You seem jealous to me, dont ask me why. You just seem to. Why EXACTLY dont you think im gonna get good grades, Uni etc? Shouldn't your secretary be tanking you at this moment in time? Or going to get you a coffee cos your a lazy git??
What were your A Level grades eh? Tell me the TRUTH. I wont rip you. Promise. I could of said 'yeh i got A* nerr nerr nerr nerr nerr!' But i didnt. I was honest. Honesty is also what girls find attractive about me(shame you'll never find that out Bodhi).
Oh and Ziege, your a wankerism-addicted 12 yr old that knows jack shit!!
chees. thx, bi.
P.s Mr.B, you know it makes sense.
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old.[CS]Sentinel
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LOL!
So do the women still find you attractive when you honestly tell them that you are a 17 year old virgin with a needledick?
Look, you're obviously quite self-concious about where you stand with women, as you completely changed the topic to try and send yourself up. On an internet message board. To a bunch of people you don't know and will probably never know.
Now thats just sad.
As for GNVQ's - they are perfectly fine if you want to be a mechanic or some other hands on profession - but a vocation in Business Studies? Thats just lame.
The only usefull bits about Business Studies are learning the workplace theories and economic principles - but in a vocational course I somehow think they might be missed out....
Sorry!
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old.GLyNN3RS
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Re: Wanking!
Oh + btw:
m8. if you want some more wanking techniques i suggest you go to this person:
EXOR is ur man!
thx, bi.
Oh + btw:
m8. if you want some more wanking techniques i suggest you go to this person:
EXOR is ur man!
thx, bi.
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old.GLyNN3RS
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i cant be fucked to type another post so im gonna be brief.
Sent - girls find me fit, accept that now please. And find proof that GNVQ's were designed for people to have a career in garages plz and i'll believe you. (?!)
all i can say is 'OWNED' and 'cheers, thx,bi.
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old.Conquerer
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shouldnt this topical spam be deleted by now?
oh and for the records, there is nothing wrong with GNVQ's ... ppl who dis it should post up their 'grades' in their 'exams' so we can mock you!
MrB, Bodhi, ZiEgE and [CS]Sentinel: you are cock suckers! nuff said! if you think ur hard enough, u orta come round my place so i can talk to you with my fists, has been a while since i got the chance to mutilate some lil cunt, since northern ireland tbh.
oh and for the records, there is nothing wrong with GNVQ's ... ppl who dis it should post up their 'grades' in their 'exams' so we can mock you!
MrB, Bodhi, ZiEgE and [CS]Sentinel: you are cock suckers! nuff said!
if you think ur hard enough, u orta come round my place so i can talk to you with my fists, has been a while since i got the chance to mutilate some lil cunt, since northern ireland tbh.
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Mr B
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No, not allegedly.
Because:
a) You appear unable to write a complete sentence.
b) You have no understanding of grammar
c) You swear too much
d) You are studying the wrong subjects
e) I wouldn't hire you
No, I have a wife to do that for me.
No, unfortunately she is attending a seminar for me in my absence - you see although technically she is a PA, she also has a brain and is capable of more than just making me the occasional coffee (I know it's hard to understand women, but please try...)
Computing Science - A
Mathematics (A Level) - B
Mathematics (S Level) - A(1)
Psychology - A
Engineering Science - B
General Studies - A (doesn't count though)
The first 3 I took a year early (yes I was 16 when I sat them)
I got a 2:1 at University because I spent the 4 years I was there drinking lager, playing rugby and intimidating women. I always treat people that have 1st's with a degree of suspicion. (get it? It's called a "pun" or "a play on words". Stop me if it's getting to difficult and I'll try and reduce the mean number of syllables per word.)
Always have done, try and accept this.
To be fair, that's just about the most ludicrous statement you have made so far.
[/quote]I could of said 'yeh i got A* nerr nerr nerr nerr nerr!' But i didnt. I was honest. Honesty is also what girls find attractive about me(shame you'll never find that out Bodhi).[/quote]
If I were you, I would consider lying, otherwise you're never going to lose that cherry.
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[Edited by Mr B on 02-05-01 at 19:23]
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