#quake2.uk cunts

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

GNVQ - General National VOCATIONAL Qualification. Notice the VOCATIONAL there? It trains you specifically for one type of job. Such as a Mechanic. Or an Engineer. Or a Data Entry Clerk.

All perfectly fine and respectable jobs.

But GNVQ Business Studies? The subject title is an ambiguous one, suited to A-Levels or a Degree, where you gain TRANSFERABLE SKILLS that employers like because they show you can ADAPT to a job.

However a GNVQ in Business Studies would not give you transferable skills thanks to that big old VOCATIONAL word in there.

Its just a pointless waste of time.

Sent

P.S Conquerer & Glynn3rs - aren't you supposed to be at school or something?

 

[Mr B]

FAO Conquerer

I'm not dissing GNVQ's.

I think it's wonderful that the mentally insufficient people of this country have an exam that they can actually pass.

 

[old.Conquerer]

Re: FAO Conquerer

Originally posted by Mr B
I'm not dissing GNVQ's.

I think it's wonderful that the mentally insufficient people of this country have an exam that they can actually pass.

fairynuff

Originally posted by [CS]Sentinel
P.S Conquerer & Glynn3rs - aren't you supposed to be at school or something?

im in the army and it is meh sick leave im on ... but ssshhh, dont let me OC see that!

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Conquerer
shouldnt this topical spam be deleted by now?

oh and for the records, there is nothing wrong with GNVQ's ... ppl who dis it should post up their 'grades' in their 'exams' so we can mock you!
MrB, Bodhi, ZiEgE and [CS]Sentinel: you are cock suckers! nuff said! if you think ur hard enough, u orta come round my place so i can talk to you with my fists, has been a while since i got the chance to mutilate some lil cunt, since northern ireland tbh.

4 A-levels.

Maths - B
Chemistry - D (Ask anyone in my class why)
Physics C
General Studies - A

These results were ample to get me into my first choice university - the University of St Andrews, where I am studying for an MSci in Astrophysics. As for future careers, I am as yet unsure as to where I want to go. Possibly research, possibly the IT industry.

Glynn3rs, of all the negative points about you the one which worries me the most is your naievity. If you think you have planned your life out when you are 17 you are sorely mistaken. Most 17 year olds know their destiny worse than a tea-leaf knows the History of the Tetley corporation. They may think they do.......

Conqueror, congratulations, you have done the lamest thing possible online. "Come round and see me and we will settle this with our fists". You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

 

[old.Conquerer]

admit it, u're owned by Glynners! u muppet! ppl like you make me sick!

 

[Mr B]

erm, no.

B

ps. If my website was as badly designed as yours is, I wouldn't be advertising it in my signature, know what I mean?

 

[old.Rostam]

Originally posted by Conquerer
admit it, u're owned by Glynners! u muppet! ppl like you make me sick!

#

strange concept of owning here, and you also in the army.
shit lets hope we dont go to war. the country is screwed.

 

[old.Conquerer]

Originally posted by Rostam

Originally posted by Conquerer
admit it, u're owned by Glynners! u muppet! ppl like you make me sick!

#

strange concept of owning here, and you also in the army.
shit lets hope we dont go to war. the country is screwed.

lmfao! the only 'wars' i have been involved in is Northern Ireland. but then again, that isnt a typical 'war', more of a peace keeping operation by the british Army.

 

[old.TUG]

Originally posted by GLyNN3RS

Originally posted by [CS]Sentinel

Originally posted by GLyNN3RS

I was honest. Honesty is also what girls find attractive about me(shame you'll never find that out Bodhi).

LOL!

So do the women still find you attractive when you honestly tell them that you are a 17 year old virgin with a needledick?

Look, you're obviously quite self-concious about where you stand with women, as you completely changed the topic to try and send yourself up. On an internet message board. To a bunch of people you don't know and will probably never know.

Now thats just sad.

As for GNVQ's - they are perfectly fine if you want to be a mechanic or some other hands on profession - but a vocation in Business Studies? Thats just lame.
The only usefull bits about Business Studies are learning the workplace theories and economic principles - but in a vocational course I somehow think they might be missed out....

Sorry!

Sent

i cant be fucked to type another post so im gonna be brief.

Sent - girls find me fit, accept that now please. And find proof that GNVQ's were designed for people to have a career in garages plz and i'll believe you. (?!)


all i can say is 'OWNED' and 'cheers, thx,bi.

Have you got a g/f? No? There you go then.

 

[old.TUG]

lol btw I am going for a job @ PC World soon.. hehehehheee no shit either

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

ffs

Jesus Christ. Y do so many of you write so much? It only means that myself and Conquerer have to make u all look like cunted, owned morons even more!?


OK, Mr.B first:

Originally posted by Mr B
[a) You appear unable to write a complete sentance.
(b) You have no understanding of grammar

Really? Sorry, i didn't know i was being tested on spelling, grammer etc in this thread. Pour example: why spell the word 'someone' when you can just as easily spell it has 'sum1'? The inability to write a complete sentence in a thread whilst typing quickly plus not actually thinking about how your going to spell a word has nothing to do with my levels of intelligence, nor does it give u any proof as to what kind of person i am. People like Sean Black try to sound intelligent on this page when they really aint. I mean listen to him on the slicer phone calls. Can you really imagine a voice like that saying the big words that he posts on this thread???

Anyway, at least i can spell the word 'sentence', B. (bit cunted there m8 eh?)

c) You swear too much

So bloody what. Find someone in this whole forums who DOESN'T use abusive language and i'll laugh my fucking head of. Even you swear Mr B, i.e.:

Originally posted by Mr B
FUCK OFF YOU SANCTIMONIOUS CUNT.

d) You are studying the wrong subjects

Err m8 there r top jobs around in this country outside the world of I.T

e) I wouldn't hire you

I dont care. I'll get sum1 else to. hehe

No, unfortunately she is attending a seminar for me in my absence

In your absence eh? So why can't you attend the seminar yourself? Again, u lazy git. Or r u 2 busy occupied with this website?

(I know it's hard to understand women, but please try...)

Oh i don't need to try m8, i understand them alrite

Computing Science - A
Mathematics (A Level) - B
Mathematics (S Level) - A(1)
Psychology - A
Engineering Science - B
General Studies - A (doesn't count though)
I got a 2:1 at University

These ur grades eh? Well dun m8, good 4 u.

I always treat people that have 1st's with a degree of suspicion. (get it? It's called a "pun" or "a play on words". Stop me if it's getting to difficult and I'll try and reduce the mean number of syllables per word.)

Na keep going how you r, im coping OK thx.

If I were you, I would consider lying, otherwise you're never going to lose that cherry.

lol. funny, but it aint true unfortunately.

Mr.B, can u plz, plz, plz tell me what its like to be totally and utterly cunted? Recieving the replies that u do and having to think long and hard on what to reply to?? Did it EVER occur to you that you'll never be able to respond to the posts that i type with wit and intelligence?

Now u Bodhi:

Originally posted by Bodhi
Glynn3rs, of all the negative points about you the one which worries me the most is your naievity. If you think you have planned your life out when you are 17 you are sorely mistaken. Most 17 year olds know their destiny worse than a tea-leaf knows the History of the Tetley corporation. They may think they do.......

So what if im naive at least it shows i have confidence and ambition. I've always said that what i want to do is what I WANT 2 DO. No garauntee though. But me is confident
So stuf u 'bods'.

Originally posted by Conquerer
admit it, u're owned by Glynners! u muppet! ppl like you make me sick!

Hehe agreed again. U've owned them pretty much as well m8

OWNERISATION












Im gonna have to round it all of by saying 'OWNED' and 'Cheers, thx,bi'.

 

[Mr B]

Seek help.

 

[old.TUG]

glynn3rs have you got a g/f, if not, why not?

 

[old.ZiEgE]

shouldnt this topical spam be deleted by now?

oh and for the records, there is nothing wrong with GNVQ's ... ppl who dis it should post up their 'grades' in their 'exams' so we can mock you!
MrB, Bodhi, ZiEgE and [CS]Sentinel: you are cock suckers! nuff said! if you think ur hard enough, u orta come round my place so i can talk to you with my fists, has been a while since i got the chance to mutilate some lil cunt, since northern ireland tbh.

ROFL - Seek help Glyn3rs is a cock jokey is it u he rides?

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Originally posted by ZiEgE
ROFL - Seek help Glyn3rs is a cock jokey is it u he rides?
[/B]

1st bit, although i dont need help, i can read clearly but
sorry your going to have to re-phrase the second part as i haven't a clue.

Oh and Mr.B, u know you've been owned again, as that lame little line is the best u can think of.

And TUG brother, no i haven't got a g/f at the mo. Like i told u in another thread i have my eye on this 16 yr old.

GLyNN3RS

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Glynn3rs, do you have any other words in your vocabulary apart from 'Owned' and 'Cunted' ?

Seriously, I challenge you to come up with a different put down to "You've been cunted" or "You've been 0wned".

They do bore me so...

Sent

 

[Mr B]

I'm serious, seek help.

You appear to be suffering from:

a) delusions of sentience
b) a mutated form of tourette's syndrome
c) severe craniatum posteriosis, or perhaps craniatum memberus

There are 2 cures, one involves you losing your cherry, the other relies on you being kneecapped before you reach puberty.

Please hurry up and get laid.

 

[old.SLiC3R]

HeHe!

Good to see this is still going.

17 pages and still going, errr??

ok boys, lets make the longest thread ever done by barrysworld.

That's right - or we might already have.

SLiC3R
============
You know when you've been 0wned!

p.s. Check this site out, it 0wns j00.

http://www.geocities.com/slic3rino

Thx.

 

[Mr B]

erm...Slic3r, you were owned a while ago - I have just owned your m8or glynn3rs. I am now waiting for the neuronically deficient Conqerer to post again so I can "0wn" him as well.

cheersthxbye.

 

[old.Dexyrunner]

OMG this is SO sad All this about a mIRC channel and supposedly people with a different sexual preference? Get out more man, go hunt for some birds!!

 

[old.Irn-Bru]

A Valid Point To Flame

Not to say that people who play Quake 2 are a) very sad b) pretty much as described in post #1...
No sorry you are.
The kind of arguments that go on within these forums, such as "Oh you man, you can't spel, hahaha" and "You're a faggot" possibly with grammar quite a bit less intrinsically correct are so depressing, it almost made me want to slit my wrists. Which coincedentally are not marked by a constant red-line where you are almost certainly physically attatched to your desk and/or "l33t setup". Basically what I'm trying to say here is, while most of you are 14 year old boys, spotty, sitting in front of computers pathetically designed to handle Quake and only Quake, never having seen a member of the opposite sex, and regularly getting enough exercise to make sure that their heart can pass the required 1 mm of blood through a swollen artery required to donate enough oxygen to as many cells as it takes to move the finger on the left mouse button, the rest of you need to stop pretending that you are actually like this and rejoin the rest of the normal human race.
Some of the replies here are funny in the sense that I now pity you as a gaming community.
Depressing to say the least.

 

[Mr B]

...and you just joined in.

Go look up the word "irony", then delete your post.

 

[old.TUG]

glynn3rs why haven't you got a g/f?

lol.. come on answer it... u r soooo sexy so u say so why aint u got a g/f?

Is it because you are a bit of a pleb? heh

 

[old.WakeUp&GrowUpKids]

This really makes me laugh. All this talk about this, that the other qualification and yet no talk of common sense.
Typically people that take the view that on the back of an exam result they can judge somebody, are the thickest cunts to walk the earth. I mean take your nice uni and stick it where the sun don't shine if you don't have common sense and decency.

I know one thing is for sure, people that brag about there salary/bonus, man IF it was that good (and I'm not exactly impressed from where I am sitting) then why waste your time responding to bloody m/b posts??!!? Go out and get plastered/sex lots of girls/have a family,wotever your tipple, enjoy life.

Don't get me wrong I think a good eduction is very important, but equally is using common sense. Wasting your time arguing with somebody quite a few years you senior just seems sad :/

Heh point this at who you like, implicate yourself if you fancy but don't expect me to respond within 20 minutes....maybe 30

 

[nath]

Re: A Valid Point To Flame

Originally posted by Irn-Bru
Not to say that people who play Quake 2 are a) very sad b) pretty much as described in post #1...
No sorry you are.

Thats nice, but actually very few people in #quake2.uk play quake 2. Before you say "well why do you hang out there" STOP and think about it for a moment. If you still can't work it out, I'll be happy to tell you.

Nath

p.s. if you think quake 2/quake 2 players are so shit, then why come on a barrysworld quake2 message board to tell us that? Seems like you're looking to stir up some trouble/get a response which would make you just as shit as glyners/slicer

[Edited by Nath on 04-05-01 at 02:50]

 

[Mr B]

I know one thing is for sure, people that brag about there salary/bonus, man IF it was that good (and I'm not exactly impressed from where I am sitting) then why waste your time responding to bloody m/b posts??!!? Go out and get plastered/sex lots of girls/have a family,wotever your tipple, enjoy life.

I don't drink that much, mainly because I know how much harm alcohol does to the human body - and if you knew too you probably wouldn't do it as much either - how's that for common sense?

I have already had my period of having sex with lots of girls (although admittedly not all at the same time - well not ALL of them anyway ) - and I am now married and settled down car/mortgage/2 cats, etc..and have a wee one on the way...

If you care to notice, I registered on this board in May 1999 and have made 224 posts, meaning an average of 9 posts a month, can you work out how much of my time I have "wasted" on here over the past 2 years?

Heh point this at who you like, implicate yourself if you fancy

I believe I was the one who indicated what their bonus was - it wasn't bragging, I wasn't doing it to impress - if I was I would have lied about the amount, it was simply answering the posit that all people who hang out on #quake2.uk have no job/life.

Wasting your time arguing with somebody quite a few years you senior just seems sad :/

Actually, I am arguing with someone quite a few years my Junior - I see it as preperation for parenthood.

...can I say it? Go on! let me! please?

WU&GUK = 0wn3d

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Originally posted by TUG
glynn3rs why haven't you got a g/f?
lol.. come on answer it... u r soooo sexy so u say so why aint u got a g/f?
Is it because you are a bit of a pleb? heh

TUG can't u read or can't you b bothered to look up the page where i answered ur intial question?

And no, me isn't a pleb

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

lol Mr.B uve posted 224 times since 1999. I posted nearly half of that since March 2001!!

LOL.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

...which shows you're a sad college pleb?

(/me checks how many times he's posted)

Sent

 

[old.RookieWan]

Originally posted by GLyNN3RS
lol Mr.B uve posted 224 times since 1999. I posted nearly half of that since March 2001!!

LOL.

Yep B he doesn't...