oh ye weather gods

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah that was probably your parents hoping the wolves would get you.

Actually in the town i grew up in the dogs could run free, so i usually had my wolf with me

They walk in on their own in the mornings - they want a parent to collect for legal reasons otherwise they are liable if the kid never gets home.

Yeah figured as much, school arse saving. It's understandable really.

 

[Nate]

Yeah, I remember when we had Uniquorns invading from La La Land and Tesco started using them for their vegi burgers.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Too icey for me to walk to the station.... although boss has now e-mailed everyone telling them to turn round or go home.

Ahhh the joys of VPN and working in bed.

 

[throdgrain]

Im sitting in a motorcycle shop in Surrey watching the snow coming down. Got 2 bikes to be collected today and 5 tomorrow, the calls are already coming in saying put it off till next week!!

 

[rynnor]

Ahhh the joys of VPN and working in bed.

Sort of though if I didnt have one I'd be able to sloth instead of attending teleconferences and working through staff project assignments and time allocations

 

[Aoami]

when there was 2ft of snow in denmark last month i cycled to work like a boss. this shit is getting really boring.

 

[DaGaffer]

Im sitting in a motorcycle shop in Surrey watching the snow coming down. Got 2 bikes to be collected today and 5 tomorrow, the calls are already coming in saying put it off till next week!!

Pussies

 

[throdgrain]

Pussies

I'd like to take the moral high ground but I've got my Jeep parked outside

 

[Lamp]

Light dusting over London. Its not even proper snow - its that light powdery crap you can't even make a snowball out of. Side roads are icy.

I wanted to make a snow-woman. See if I could get to 2nd base this time. Pff...

 

[DaGaffer]

Just saw this tweet from Clarkson: "Six inches of snow in Wales. That's Hammond fucked."

Made my day.

 

[leggy]

I made a snow cowgirl stripper last year with my gf's bras. She was happy.

With all this snow I'm now planning my next work of snowart as we speak. I'm not sure what it'll be but I envisage the use of rubber stuff with batteries and an endless porn loop on an old laptop. It'll be an allegorical depiction of the internet's ascension.

 

[throdgrain]

I'd just like you all to know that yes, it is snowing, but also yes, I have SOLD A FUCKING BIKE!! lol I am a bike sales god,I always suspected it but now I'm now convinced of it

 

[TdC]

if you can sell a bike in this weather you are rightly a god, Throdbacon! 0o

 

[Deebs]

Fucking hell there are some really fucking stupid cunts who own a full driving licence for cars. Just walked to shop, won't drive, conditions are terrible, and I saw some cunt driving their car with just the windscreen wiped clear of snow. Let's recap:

• Side windows cleared of snow? NO
• Rear window cleared of snow? NO
• Side indicators cleared of snow? NO
• Front headlamps and indicators cleared of snow? NO
• Rear lights and indicators cleared of snow? NO
• Windscreen cleared of snow? YES therefore I am safe to drive.

Cunts like this should have their licence revoked for a minimum of 10 years. Fucking wankers.

 

[Fweddy]

I'm sort of regretting thinking it would be fun to build a snowman peering in through the window. Now he won't stop looking at me. Oh well, he'll be half hidden in the dark when my friends come over for dinner tonight. It might be fun when they spot him.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

 

[Lamp]

Good work Fweddy. Kinda creepy. I like it

 

[Nate]

It seems nature has finally beaten the power of Essex's natural heat from the vast amount of tanning salons and it is now snowing here too.

 

[Himse]

It seems nature has finally beaten the power of Essex's natural heat from the vast amount of tanning salons and it is now snowing here too.

Woke up hungover and dazed to see it had snowed. Bugger.

 

[Lamp]

Might go in the garden and make a snowpig. It'll be worth it just to see the Mrs shaking her head telling me "you're such a big baby" when I come in covered in snow and a huge grin

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Can't go an enjoy the snow cos of my foot. Boo

 

[old.Tohtori]

Done with winter now. Well was done a few weeks back, but now it's getting on my 8 sealie nipples.

 

[TdC]

there's some kind of crunchy frozen icy snow on the ground. I'm about to go to work. Bliss.

 

[rynnor]

Yesterday looked out the window at 7AM - snowing - snowed all day long and still snowing when I looked out the window at 11PM - never seen that before in the UK tbh.

 

[TdC]

made it to work despite the council not having grit or ploughed the roads other than the major ones which are car only ofc. my commute on slick tyres was mad fun

 

[rynnor]

Taking the kids sledging at Lunchtime is ace - the dog loves to make canine snow angels for some reason too

 

[Raven]

Bunchofslackjawedfaggots.gif

 

[Calaen]

My snowman!

 

[Calaen]

My 5 year old daughters collarbone after snapping it yesterday.

 

[Raven]

Jebus.