Obligatory 'New Years Resolutions'

[Chilly]

My new resolution: I'm going to leave the hat on my avatar all year to help spread christmas cheer.

 

[Fweddy]

My new year's resolution is to shower.

 

[russell]

You've got a much cooler face then your avatar, very distinctive , I like that in people ..it's distinctive.

errr thanks i think...not sure if thats a compliment?

 

[TdC]

it only isn't if Job's an estate agent, because then it would mean "all the floors are sagging, and there's wood rot in the structural supports"

 

[mooSe_]

Always brush my teeth twice a day and always type gg

 

[TdC]

all is well again. I think she's playing it slow.

the date, it has been scored

 

[russell]

Yay. Sounds like fun dude. What do you do on 'dates' in the Nether regions these days? x

 

[TdC]

we discuss deep matters of great seriousness in a deep and serious manner, while doing things that are beneficial to deep and serious discussion.

 

[TdC]

(we're having a coffee)

 

[Job]

It is a compliment, you're the double of my grandma, she was a looker in her day.
I might be digging a hole here.

 

[TdC]

I might be digging a hole here.

if you're using said hole to exhume your formerly hot granny make sure to to some warm-up stretches beforehand.

 

[Edmond]

she was a looker in her day.
I might be digging a hole here.

I read that as 'she was a hooker in her day'

Sorry..

 

[Scouse]

the date, it has been scored

Pics or GTFO tbfh.

 

[TdC]

Pics or GTFO tbfh.

no, but I am happy to tell you that she was on her knees under the table within 30 minutes of us meeting




















































mostly because she managed to dump a large mug of cappuccino in to her bag. mostly.

 

[Scouse]

she managed to dump a large mug of cappuccino in to her bag

That's a strange euphamism for giant cock whore, isn't it?

 

[TdC]

That's a strange euphamism for giant cock whore, isn't it?

that's what she said too. no really. no...really

 

[old.Tohtori]

we discuss deep matters of great seriousness in a deep and serious manner, while doing things that are beneficial to deep and serious discussion.

So what you're saying is that you go deep on first date?

 

[TdC]

So what you're saying is that you go deep on first date?

Nah, I'm classy me, I wait till the second date before I put out

 

[Edmond]

Nah, I'm classy me, I wait till the second date before I pull out

Fixed

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Nah, I'm classy me, I wait till the second date before I put out

Why? Then you'll never get teh sex0r.

 

[Job]

In keeping with the sexually charged atmosphere of the thead atm...if daoc.can tun on ubuntu..does that mean you could run it on a smertphone?

 

[TdC]

Why? Then you'll never get teh sex0r.

are you offering? I'm kinda into half-blind gimps atm...

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I've been offering for YEARS and all you ever do is spurn me.

 

[Scouse]

all you ever do is spurn me

That's a strange euphamism for vicious bumming, isn't it?

 

[TdC]

He's jealous of those lucky ones who have indeed been ridden like the teedlecock-hungry sluts they are. Wazz will never have my precious sperms: they cost too much energy to make, lest I squander them all on every sailor suit wearing smooth boy that comes along

 

[old.Tohtori]

How exactly do you ride a mini sausage? *run*

 

[sayward]

Yeah the witch one was actually a self portrait

Thought I had the witch?

 

[sayward]

I just want 2013 to be better than 2012 and at the moment it's failing miserably!

 

[Scouse]

I just want 2013 to be better than 2012 and at the moment it's failing miserably!

How come sayward?

 

[sayward]

Too many things I can't talk about. Been back in the country for less than 24hrs and have already been to a funeral. Not the most cheering day.