Masterbation!

[Ctuchik]

/agrees with Raven. For the last time Dorimor no one is jealous of you. Do us all a favour and shoo .

leave the poor basterd alone. hes just trying to take over after Thugs. hes failing misserably but hes trying...

and if theres a spelling error in here its just for you Dorimor.....

 

[islef]

A bit of topic but...
I just find this so comical i wanted to share it, bit long story but im bored as hell on work.

A mate of mine and his girlfriend was expecting another couple to drop by for dinner. 10 mins before they are supposed to be there the woman calls and says "We are not gonna make it tonight!!!11" then hangs up. Oh well that was odd my mate thinks. Next day they decide to drop by to check if everything is ok. The woman opens the door and she has a huge black eye...
She tells them that it is not the boyfriend battering her, but ask them to come in so she can explain.

Turns out that as they were getting ready they took a shower together, and ofc they got a little horny so they decided for a little quicky from behind in the shower with the door open.
He stands there banging away holding her hair pornstar style while she has a hold in the sink while facing the mirror.
While they are at it, their cat walks by the bathroom and just see the guys balls hanging there dangling from side to side. As a result it leaps up and WHAAAAAAM: claws the guy in both balls XD
As a result to the sudden and unexpected pain in his groin the guy stretches out his arm, and so slams his GF's face straight into the mirror.
So their little quicky ended in the hospital, him getting his torn scrotum patched up and her being treated for a huge blackeye and a minor concussion.
Story tells nothing of wether the cat was allowed to live or not XD

/isle

 

[Dorimor1]

leave the poor basterd alone. hes just trying to take over after Thugs. hes failing misserably but hes trying...

and if theres a spelling error in here its just for you Dorimor.....

I'm not trying to take over Thugs. I am just trying to play the game for fun. I kill people ingame, they get angry, I'm sorry but not my problem mates!!!. If you can't take it that others play the game differently to yourself (I mean who the fuck are you, tbh?) then I suggest you go play a first-person shooter so you can always have your way.

The sooner you realise that the better, before you start taking medication for depression because you can't take it I play the game for fun, and none of your petty, pathetic, unimaginative, boring and old insults are going to change that.

It either takes guts, or pure stupidity to make such assumptions about someone you know nothing about, I would put my bets on the latter regarding this case.

 

[Gamah]

If you quit how do you play the game for fun?

 

[Dorimor1]

If I have quit why are people still whining about my thid bd?

 

[Raven]

they arent, nobody actually cared about it anyway, i mean thid...isnt that just the place people go to get mcl? nobody actually cares about what goes on there or who plays on there.

maybe a few people who couldnt quite cut it in proper pvp think thid is a worthwhile place to go...meh i usually cap out/ding 25 in an hour or so there.

 

[Blackjack]

they arent, nobody actually cared about it anyway, i mean thid...isnt that just the place people go to get mcl? nobody actually cares about what goes on there or who plays on there.

maybe a few people who couldnt quite cut it in proper pvp think thid is a worthwhile place to go...meh i usually cap out/ding 25 in an hour or so there.

Hey, that hurts Raven
I loved and spend a lot of time in thid. So you claiming i couldn't quite cut it in RvR?

Disclaimer; This post in no way expresses sympathy for Dorimor, Dorimor's views or personality.
This is made on behalf of some of the non retarded Thid lovers

 

[Ctuchik]

If I have quit why are people still whining about my thid bd?

we dont, were just making fun of ur imaginary belief that we are "jelous*" of your bd.... and the fact that ur pointing out spelling errors when ur making typos urself... >.<

*yes that was intentional.

 

[liloe]

I know but now I have learnt how to spell jealous..

That's nice for you, but I think everyone thinks you're an idiot anyways, no matter how you try to hide it.

 

[Dorimor1]

Well, people only think I am a retard because I own them in thid For example, I chained Blackjack on my BD for a couple of hours, he hated me, so I chained him some more, ever since I have never seen him in thid again, poor Blackjack, must have been so distressed that I owned him, it happens alot to the people I kill.

It's a bit sad how people can get so angry over loosing in a computer game, but hey that's what it's like these days xD

 

[Bugz]

At first Dori, I must admit, your replies were witty and wound a lot of people up. Unfortunately, after using the same jealous crap 595060 times, it is really starting to suck and become funnai :<

 

[Bahumat]

I'm not trying to take over Thugs. I am just trying to play the game for fun. I kill people ingame, they get angry, I'm sorry but not my problem mates!!!.

almost all of the people who think your a prick dont even play in Thid, we think your a prick cause of what you post on here!

 

[Dorimor1]

Well then you are just flaming me when you don't even know me, which makes you look more of a prick.

 

[Bahumat]

Well then you are just flaming me when you don't even know me, which makes you look more of a prick.

I judge you from what you post on FH.

 

[Dorimor1]

This is what happens Bahumat....

I play on my Darkness BD in thid.
People assume I am Suppression, when I kill them they whine.
I say they only whine because I kill them, which is true.
You read this, and think I am a dick head.
Someone reads your post, and thinks I am a dick head.

The vicious cycle continues, and it what it all boils down to? Just me playing the game and killing people, like I whine when I die :/

 

[Bahumat]

This is what happens Bahumat....

I play on my Darkness BD in thid.
People assume I am Suppression, when I kill them they whine.
I say they only whine because I kill them, which is true.
You read this, and think I am a dick head.
Someone reads your post, and thinks I am a dick head.

The vicious cycle continues, and it what it all boils down to? Just me playing the game and killing people, like I whine when I die :/

i've read many of your posts whilst browsing the forum, you deliberately get on people's nerves when trying to give smart ass replies which dont really work.

When someone steps up to your flame baiting you go on about how they are Jelous and how your r0x0r BD pwns.

All your doing is trolling the forum, we can all see it and we dont like it. No one hates you for your BD, its because you persist on annoying everyone!

 

[Dorimor1]

But, it all comes down to me killing people on my BD. If I didn't, I wouldn't say people are 'jelous' and I wouldn't have the right to have a big ego, without a big ego no one would flame.

So in the end of the day, it's because I killed people in a computer game.

 

[Eeben]

But, it all comes down to me killing people on my BD. If I didn't, I wouldn't say people are 'jelous' and I wouldn't have the right to have a big ego, without a big ego no one would flame.

So in the end of the day, it's because I killed people in a computer game.

nobody here gives a fuck what you do..!!! is it so hard to understand?

 

[Dorimor1]

nobody here gives a fuck what you do..!!! is it so hard to understand?

If no one cared why would so many people hate me? Like yourself? If you didn't care you wouldn't even bother replying to my post, if no one cares then why do I get atleast 10+ people following me into threads and whenever I make a comment are quick to pounce?

If you really don't care like you say you don't, then why post? Honestly.

 

[Eeben]

If no one cared why would so many people hate me? Like yourself? If you didn't care you wouldn't even bother replying to my post, if no one cares then why do I get atleast 10+ people following me into threads and whenever I make a comment are quick to pounce?

If you really don't care like you say you don't, then why post? Honestly.

aye its only because of you ppl post in this tread

Dont care about you but care about treads being spammed with shit from you 24-7...

 

[Dorimor1]

24/7?

Don't think so.

 

[Bahumat]

24/7?

Don't think so.

he uses 24/7 in the sense that you piss people off by posting crap most of the day, he's not literally meaning you spend all day every day on the forum.

its your *again* smart ass wannabe comments that people dont like

 

[Dorimor1]

How can asses be smart? And what am I wanting to be?

 

[Bahumat]

How can asses be smart? And what am I wanting to be?

smart ass 

Slang (sometimes vulgar). a wise guy; know-it-all.

This is what you want to be

 

[Dorimor1]

smart ass 

Slang (sometimes vulgar). a wise guy; know-it-all.

This is what you want to be

Why would one want to be wise, when one already is?

 

[Bahumat]

Why would one want to be wise, when one already is?

Fact
–noun 1. something that actually exists; reality; truth

opinion
–noun 1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty

I am yet to see any proof you are wise.

 

[Raven]

its actually pretty funny, not sure if its paranoia or just gross stupidity.

 

[Vladamir]

Only on FH can a thread about wanking turn into a daoc whine

 

[Blackjack]

Well, people only think I am a retard because I own them in thid For example, I chained Blackjack on my BD for a couple of hours, he hated me, so I chained him some more, ever since I have never seen him in thid again, poor Blackjack, must have been so distressed that I owned him, it happens alot to the people I kill.

It's a bit sad how people can get so angry over loosing in a computer game, but hey that's what it's like these days xD

You killed tree times when i tried to duel a guy who coincidently claimed whe could kill me no problem at all. Hardly chaining, more being a kid throwing his toys out his pram because, i even before then told you what i thought of you.
I even have the video footage of you, having to use a potion. As a BD, strafing and run through'ing against my paladin. You seem to think i hate you because you managed to kill me, when infact i hate you for being ignorant. "Never seen him in thid again" hahaha i was there looong before you even discovered thid and i was there long after that. But since i rarely have any problems avoiding the BD zerg, which you never seem to leave. I wouldn't be surprised that you in your little world think you made a difference. I have explained this plenty of times, although it never seems to get through to you. You are a random dot, you try so so hard to make it seem like you are special and a great player. When the fact is that you are nowhere near being percieved as one of the great thidranki players. Only your guild take any notice of you. I think it's pretty obvious that people don't like you here. It's not because they are jealous, most of them never even go to thid. They just hate you because you are trying to be something you are not. You keep bringing you thid BD up, people don't care. You played a stupidly overpowered class in BG1, and you zerged with it. Thats not owning.. thats pathetic. No one in the off topic gets rated for their DAoC characters. No one here cares that i did well in thid, they judge me by my posts, if someone doesn't like me here. It's not because i "omgzor wtf pwned" them in Thid once. it'll be because they think i'm an ass for my attitude and opinions.
Think about that.

 

[liloe]

If no one cared why would so many people hate me? Like yourself? If you didn't care you wouldn't even bother replying to my post, if no one cares then why do I get atleast 10+ people following me into threads and whenever I make a comment are quick to pounce?

If you really don't care like you say you don't, then why post? Honestly.

The point is, a lot of people in the OT forum don't even play DAoC anymore and they still hate you, so it defo has nothing to do with any class you play but just with your childish behaviour...