Masterbation!

[Rub]

You'll need to download "Granny Helper V4"

will i find it at xxx.pr0ndl04ds.s3x?

 

[fl3a]

I don't see any spelling mistake in my signature...

Go read a book or something.

haha.

 

[Congax]

haha.

Now and only now it's the correct time to say PWNED!

 

[Elkie]

You still shagging that Tawny Owl Elkie? seriously thats inhumane to the little bird

lmao fuck you yan xD

 

[Coldbeard]

haha.

You are just "jelous"!

 

[Rub]

Now and only now it's the correct time to say PWNED!

i wanted to say that

ah well

OWNED!!!!!!

 

[atos]

haha.

Repped.

 

[Dorimor1]

haha.

Nice edit. And even nicer jealousy.

Anyway, do they have internet in Estonia? Isn't there like, loads of famine there? :/

 

[DavidH]

Hmm.. I'm probably looking at 3-4 wanks a day.
Oh, and what the hell? People vote 14+ a day? :< Jeeez. Who actually wanks 14+ times a day. If you take in consideration that you sleep like 8 hours every day, that leaves us with 16 hours. So that means people who voted "14+" wanks several times at work, surrounded by men. Thats... scary.

 

[Marc]

If you're wanking, your gf must be shit in bed.

 

[Dorimor1]

If you're wanking, your gf must be shit in bed.

Yea your girlfriend is shit in bed tbh.

xD

 

[Mikah75]

Hmm.. I'm probably looking at 3-4 wanks a day.
Oh, and what the hell? People vote 14+ a day? :< Jeeez. Who actually wanks 14+ times a day. If you take in consideration that you sleep like 8 hours every day, that leaves us with 16 hours. So that means people who voted "14+" wanks several times at work, surrounded by men. Thats... scary.

its a week mate

2 a day is really nothing, im 18! and get none i have needs!

 

[DavidH]

If you're wanking, your gf must be shit in bed.

Not really. I usually never switch my wanking routine even though I'm seeing someone. However, it might be that I'm having sex instead of one of the usual wanks.
But point being, you still wank even though you have a girlfriend. Its not like she's a fucking machine (Funny sentence tbh) either. No one has sex several times a day (4-5~)

 

[Dudley52]

I have a fucking blistering cock, My balls are as big as fuck, and i have to let the little babies out at least 5 times a day. And my right arm is 3 times the size of my left arm.

 

[fl3a]

Nice edit.

right back at ya.
and im on 12 mbit.

 

[DavidH]

its a week mate

2 a day is really nothing, im 18! and get none i have needs!

In that case.. I can easy do 14 myself in a week! xDD rofl

 

[Rub]

Hmm.. I'm probably looking at 3-4 wanks a day.
Oh, and what the hell? People vote 14+ a day? :< Jeeez. Who actually wanks 14+ times a day. If you take in consideration that you sleep like 8 hours every day, that leaves us with 16 hours. So that means people who voted "14+" wanks several times at work, surrounded by men. Thats... scary.

but what if your work is uhm... no nvm :/

 

[atos]

right back at ya.
and im on 12 mbit.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to fl3a again.

QQ, and I'm on 10/10. Not some shit DSL :< Lolz pwned

 

[noblok]

I don't see any spelling mistake in my signature...

I think people on here know it's possible to edit your signature, so I don't know why you're even trying. Anyway, here's something you can't edit: jelous, jelous, jelous.

Only a quick scan and only using posts after the 7th of August, so you can't use the "I didn't learn English at school!" excuse.

 

[Dorimor1]

I know but now I have learnt how to spell jealous.. Unfortunatly it was before you pointed it out.

Anyway, you're just another bitter, jealous sad little man I am afraid, I have no time for you.

They're all jealous damn it! And I thought those signed photos were enough

 

[Bahumat]

haha.

someone just got pwnd hahahaha

 

[Rub]

I know but now I have learnt how to spell jealous.. Unfortunatly it was before you pointed it out.

Anyway, you're just another bitter, jealous sad little man I am afraid, I have no time for you.

They're all jealous damn it! And I thought those signed photos were enough

what signed photos? why didnt i get signed photos? give me fkin signed photos !!!

 

[Dorimor1]

what signed photos? why didnt i get signed photos? give me fkin signed photos !!!

You will get them, in time my friend, in time.

 

[Bahumat]

Nice edit. And even nicer jealousy.

Anyway, do they have internet in Estonia? Isn't there like, loads of famine there? :/

What a fucking lame response.

Flea

 

[Rub]

You will get them, in time my friend, in time.

i want my photos NOOW!!!!

 

[Congax]

I know but now I have learnt how to spell jealous.. Unfortunatly it was before you pointed it out.

Anyway, you're just another bitter, jealous sad little man I am afraid, I have no time for you.

What age were you again? You scarely remind me of my little brother - he's nearly 12 y/o. He keeps making silly and rather stupid excuses like you.

Let me check if he hasn't bookmarked FH on his PC, just to be sure...

 

[old.windforce]

choose 8-10 because i thought it was per day

 

[leviathane]

oh and I am waiting for some teenager without a girlfriend to come on and say...

LOLZ I HAVF A GIRLFRIENDZ SO I DONT NEEDZ TO MASTURBATE G33KS.

Before you do, Men with girlfriends who have healthy sex lives still wank, fact of life.

aye :worthy: there are jsut some times when a good old healthy wank does the job tbh.

 

[Bahumat]

choose 8-10 because i thought it was per day

You crazy dutch and your Dutch Oven's haha!

 

[Gamah]

If you're wanking, your gf must be shit in bed.

Or maybe we are not just limp dicks who can only manage 1 shag a day xD?