Masterbation!

[Gamah]

How many times do you beat the bishop, spank the plank, beat the meat, stroke the kitten, sodamise the spagetti, rox the cox per week?

Or Laides how many time do you double click the mouse?

 

[DocWolfe]

Depends on how I feel that week tbh

 

[Rub]

masterbate? i only masturbate tbh

and where is the 'every min(Rub only)' option?

 

[Gamah]

Spelling error for the win. I am a Master and Mastur :<

 

[Rub]

Spelling error for the win. I am a Master and Mastur :<

im a Master too

 

[Gamah]

oh and I am waiting for some teenager without a girlfriend to come on and say...

LOLZ I HAVF A GIRLFRIENDZ SO I DONT NEEDZ TO MASTURBATE G33KS.

Before you do, Men with girlfriends who have healthy sex lives still wank, fact of life.

 

[Mikah75]

you missed out the homo option!

 

[Dorimor1]

I believe it is spelt 'masturbating' ..

 

[Rub]

you missed out the homo option!

for dual wanking? 8)

 

[Gamah]

you missed out the homo option!

Homo wanking is the same as regular wanking? I would hazzard a guess :S? Only difference being is you watch 2 dudes going the wrong way down each others one way streets.

 

[Gamah]

I believe it is spelt 'masturbating' ..

Wow, thanks for being the first to point that out :touch:

 

[Rub]

I believe it is spelt 'masturbating' ..

'Spelling error for the win. I am a Master and Mastur :<' -> from gamah
is that an answer?

 

[Elkie]

dont need to when got girlfriend to do it for ya, what up with people makeing these types of threads :/

 

[Mikah75]

Homo wanking is the same as regular wanking? I would hazzard a guess :S? Only difference being is you watch 2 dudes going the wrong way down each others one way streets.

nooooo, the last option on the list

 

[Gamah]

dont need to when got girlfriend to do it for ya, what up with people makeing these types of threads :/

hahahah, what did I say xD

 

[Afran]

LOLZ I HAVF A GIRLFRIENDZ SO I DONT NEEDZ TO MASTURBATE G33KS.

Sorry, I couldn't resist ;<

 

[noblok]

I believe it is spelt 'masturbating' ..

I believe it's spelt 'jealous' .. (in your signature)

 

[Gamah]

nooooo, the last option on the list

For this exercise the receiver is the girl :<

 

[cHodAX]

Everyday, testosterone is poison! Fly my pretties, fly!!

 

[Rub]

haha this emote fits the thread so well

 

[Elkie]

hahahah, what did I say xD

haha gamah knows what i say b4 i speak, its true thoe lol yes i cant say i dont do it, but much prefer doing stuff with me bird

 

[Roalith]

3 times a day tbh :<

 

[Bahumat]

for dual wanking? 8)

That only works if your running Windows XP 64bit

 

[Bahumat]

Everyday, testosterone is poison! Fly my pretties, fly!!

Haha, your pumping out your man foam like a sweaty man

 

[Bahumat]

haha gamah knows what i say b4 i speak, its true thoe lol yes i cant say i dont do it, but much prefer doing stuff with me bird

You still shagging that Tawny Owl Elkie? seriously thats inhumane to the little bird

 

[Basic_X]

when your PC is stuffed with hot porn you got to wank at LEAST 3-5 times a week. wanking is healthy!!

 

[Rub]

That only works if your running Windows XP 64bit

and if i have a WinCock XXX 1Color(white)?

 

[Dorimor1]

I believe it's spelt 'jealous' .. (in your signature)

I don't see any spelling mistake in my signature...

Go read a book or something.

 

[Bahumat]

and if i have a WinCock XXX 1Color(white)?

You'll need to download "Granny Helper V4"

 

[Congax]

I've said it a million times to Bugzy and now I'll say it here:

Fcking Brits!