Jennifer F*cking Lopez

[old.frankie]

what u dont know about tug is that he prefers younger wommen (around 12 - 12.5 years) and the older man (40+ years, and over 20st)



so wouldnt believe much he says...

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

She shouted "FUCK ME NOW, JAMES! FUCK ME!" while she was straddling me on her sofa. Needless to say it made me laugh uncontrollably and also scared the shit outta me.

I'm 19 btw.

Oh and no I don't just go for the best available, its I just have to want to fuck the woman, and not just fuck - if you get my meaning.

Sent

 

[nothing]

do you carry a pheremone emitter or what?

 

[Wij]

That's called Wij-juice

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

lol.

Its not that I'm a sex god, it's just that I've had some particularly strange encounters with women-kind. Like the one's listed above.

Sent

 

[nothing]

why do you always have 'sent' at the end of yor messages? its not part of your signature.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

To remind myself that I don't have to send the message any more

Sent

 

[Wij]

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Lol, you should change your sign off to 'FUCK ME JAMES, FUCK ME!!!'

P.s, if you are that irrisitable to women, then one of your ears must be very deaf by now:|

 

[Testin da Cable]

depends heh

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

At about 2:34am in the morning, i had me walkman on listening to Invicta FM, seeing as i couldn't sleep

Anyway, they were having these song requests thingy's, and this woman phoned up, and the dj asked 'so what song would you like to hear more than anything in the world at the moment?'.

She then said 'Jennifer Lopez - Play'. The dj asked 'any particular reason why you want it played?', and the woman then replied with 'cos she's fit' (Lopez). She then said that she wasn't a lesbian, she is straight, but if she was to have sex with any other woman on the planet, it would be Lopez. She also says that she HASN'T got a big bum.

So there you go Sentinel and the others that slagged her off, even straight females think Jennifer is sexy!!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

umm ok I'm going to follow the excellent example set by Kez on this one

 

[Summo]

This is, like the best thread ever. I'm gonna have to send it to my mum.

Jennifer Lopez has that kind of exotic, latin look that frankly scares the shit out of me.

Allyson Hannigan (Willow from Buffy) is SO MUCH sexier (following new haircut). It's those huge cute eyes and the way she says "flute in my pussy."

One day she will be my wife.

Just don't tell my girlfriend.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Now you see, Allyson scares me. She's got that sweet and innocent look about her but you know - you just KNOW - that once she got between the sheets she'd be all "SCREAM BITCH! LET ME HEAR YOU SCREEEEEEAAAAAM!" and then start doing all the painful stuff....

Sent

 

[Wij]

Hmm. U really think

btw - anybody got any other stories about women fancying famous women ? I like them

 

[bodhi]

Hmm an interesting thread. A few points occur to me.

1) Jennifer Lopez is fit as fuck. Anyone who says otherwise is either gay or wrong.

2) Rachel Stevens. No thanks. Seen too many pictures where she looks munted. Id rather have that blonde one out S Club 7.

3) I had a 3 year crush on Gillian Anderson. Someone had to I suppose.

4) I have been in the FUCK ME JOHN FUCK ME situation with my ex-girlfriend. Unfortunately I was too pissed. The garage door was open, but the car was far too inebriated to come out. We split up 5 days later over "musical differences" (She liked the Manic Street Sweepers, enough said).


Bodhi
Single and Loving it.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Aaah, obviously out taste in women differs.

I love Rachel Stevens, and think she and Jessica Simpson are the best looking women in the world. On the other hand I hate Lopez.

On the 'FUCK ME NOW!' situation - well I just got scared + also found it incredibly humourous. It was a weird feeling but it took away all the feelings of lust I had

Sent

 

[Wij]

Jessica Simpson don't really float my boat but being a normal guy I wouldn't turn her down if I was single and she was gagging

 

[Summo]

(I keep thinking Jessica Rabbit)

 

[bodhi]

You do realise she's a cartoon and way out of your league?

 

[Wij]

Nice tits tho

 

[Summo]

Yeah, but a fucking attitude on her.

 

[old.TUG]

I aint been in an official relationship for 7 months... but I want to fuck helen from big brother cuz she's thick so I cud do anything with her and she wudn't mind

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Lol.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by TUG
I aint been in an official relationship for 7 months... but I want to fuck helen from big brother cuz she's thick so I cud do anything with her and she wudn't mind

At least yer honest

Bit old 4 u tho init ?

 

[old.TUG]

well she's only nearly 3 yrs older, tisn't much, specially considering her mental age

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Your avatar is sick!

Sent

 

[old.Rostam]

only if bushy hair was poking out of the sides!!!1

 

[old.norin radd]

Lets face it.

There are 3 criteria for shagging selection :

1. Female (optional for some people)

2. Human (again optional for some people)

3. Has a pulse (again optional for some people)

Me - I wouldnt shag J'Lo - She wouldnt let me.

 

[old.8Ball]

I know someone who works at Virgin who were taking votes in their stores on behalf of FHM. He showed me some of the forms and the majority of them looked like they were written by 6 year olds. One however did make me laugh..
He/She didnt vote for anyone and instead just wrote..
"None of em, they are all too skinny and need to put on weight and Billy P is going out with a peedo"