Jennifer F*cking Lopez

[Wazzerphuk]

Cheeky bugger

 

[Mas-]

the Female 100 sexiest women ver was more realistic than the mens.

there is a few minging fekers in the mens sexiest 100 like.

i agree with jennifer lopez being #1 tho

britney can f**k off an die ugly slappa

htf emma ugly bunton beat holly valance fuck knows, htf emma bunton is even in there fuck knows. Even got daisy donovan in ffs.

Alyssa Milano should of been a better number than 57!??!?

 

[Wij]

It's all opinion tho init

 

[Mas-]

indeed it is

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It's true, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, no matter how much of an excuse that is for ugly people.

Seriously though, it is all a matter of personal taste - like music and games and films and anything else really. Some people like more conventional beauty, and some don't. No need to get all aggressive about whether or not you think someone is pretty or not.

 

[Wij]

Bella Emberg - oh yeh - *ZIIIIIIIIIIP*

 

[Mas-]

Originally posted by [CS]Sentinel


BTW I would just like to say that Christina Aguilera is even uglier! OMG she's like this hard-edged ming-face with no figure at all (good voice tho).

She is such a scag in that Moulin Rouge Video! Pink is much tastier

Sent

amen

so true

 

[old.Davehart]

lopez. lets face it, nothing special really.

 

[Mas-]

She's canny nice

peerrr

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Originally posted by Davehart
lopez. lets face it, nothing special really.

omg. i cannot believe you have just said this. HOW CAN U SAY IT!!!!

Oh and mas, can i be your best friend plz??!!!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by GLyNN3RS


omg. i cannot believe you have just said this. HOW CAN U SAY IT!!!!

Oh and mas, can i be your best friend plz??!!!

He can say it quite easily, because, imo she's pretty minging. She can have "ok" days where she looks half decent, but the rest of the time she mings.

 

[dazzl]

I just can`t stand the woman. A bit too flat chested, IMO , and a big f*ckin` arse.
Minger, definately
Singer, absolutely pants
Actress, don`t make me laugh

 

[Mas-]

matter of opinion tho innit.

personaly i dont like lasses with huge tits or fake.... erk.

Jennifer lopez doesnt have big tits so looks fine to me, and her arse looks fine to me

 

[Wazzerphuk]

...but she has that face :/

 

[Stazbumpa]

I still say I would shag J'Lo stupid.

She is fine and no where near as bad a you lot seem to think.

 

[old.Rostam]

In england walk down the street and pretty much 9 out 10 women are fat, ugly, plain, large arsed, flat chested, badlydressed or flee riden(ok last one was a joke). If you dont belive me next time you go to your hight street look at them. And I dont mean just at schoolgirls.

I think Jo Lo is nice looking and in certain films very sexy, but her voice and apparent bitchyness ruins it. If she didn't have flat chest her arse wouldn't look as big. So not perfect.
As for christina her head is way too big for her body with that crappy hairdo and Brittany is a wonder of the power of good makeup without it she's nothing special.

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Depends where you live, Rostam. Walk through town in Nottingham, Southampton, London or any other place with a university and 9 out of 10 times they are more than half decent! Student clubs rock too, as they are full of drunk netball teams....

But Lopez doesn't ming, shes just not sexy. In fact shes pretty plain.

Sent

 

[old.Rostam]

It's true, I was exagerating a bit. I was making a generalized statment. I went to uni in london, I worked in Southampton for 6 months, oxford, Guildford and now Rome. One thing I have noticed since living here is appearance of people here no matter what age the person most and take care of their appearance and look good. In england that isn't always true. There is almost an undercurrent feeling of despondency and it shows. I hadnt really noticed till now. I'm not saying they are worse off or better off just depressed. I'm also not saying that looking good makes them any happier either. Just something I noticed.

You're right most clubs and uni places has some decent looking girls, but there is varius reasons for that
a) Most are all a certain age 18-25 (haven't let them selves go yet)
b) They are making a special effort as they are going out or clubing
c) After a few beers every one looks nice

 

[Wij]

Ah, the wonders of b33r-goggles. Ugly birds would never get a shag without them

 

[Testin da Cable]

lol

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Wij
Ah, the wonders of b33r-goggles. Ugly birds would never get a shag without them

And neither would you!

 

[Wij]

I'm gorgeous me

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Says who?

 

[Ono]

GLyNN3Rs says.




/and we know why

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Birds = GLyNN3RS

Bees = Wij

 

[WPKenny]

Yes. "Beer. Helping ugly people get laid since...."



Drinking and shagging wrecks lives. heh.

I like jennifer lopez. I do agree she can look a little plain but I doubt if she came up to any of you (maybe even the m arried ones of you out there) and offered a night of sex, that you'd turn her down. In fact if any woman came up to a bloke and offered him a night of sex with no strings attached I'd have serious doubt wether you'd turn her down if she was even below average looking.

Anyone watch that comedy on BBC2 called "Coupling"? Christ that bird in it is fit..I'd do her rotten. And the bird from the TV series of Weird Science. Anyway, the last episode the guy turned round to her and said that woman already know the answer to the question that the bloke is thinking all night..."Will I get a shag tonight?"
The fact is, the bloke is nearly ALWAYS up for it with pretty much anything that doesn't have a willy. It's ultimately up to the woman to give the green light.
Face it guys, none of you would turn Jennifer Lopez down, no matter what you say about her here. She's not minging, she just might not figure as a key character in your day-dreaming of female orgies.

 

[Wij]

How come Willow came above (ooer) Buffy in the FHM list ?

 

[WPKenny]

Cos buffy is a skiny little runt and Willow is a lezzer.

 

[Wij]

Ah, I see. But she's only a Lezza on the show. If you went out with her in real-life she's not gonna bring back a load of Lezza pals to give you a show. Therefore if you had to choose you might as well go with the better looking one. That's Sarah Michelle Gellar btw...

That's what I plan to do when I get the choice !

 

[WPKenny]

heh..yeah..but when are you actually going to get that chance? I'd put a fiver on "never".
I like the fantasy element. She could cast spells on her tits and make them bigger.