Jennifer F*cking Lopez

[Stazbumpa]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
In my eyes though Lopez is fucking ugly, and I definately would not shag her. I hate the way people say "oh you would if she offered" when they don't have a cue about that person's tastes, opinions and morals.

Since when has opinions and/or morals ever entered into the equation of a guaranteed shag?????
Just give me 5 minutes in a locked room with J'Lo.

She would have a very wet arse.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Because those opinions and morals affect the "guaranteed shag". I would have thought that much was obvious.

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Originally posted by [CS]Sentinel
Like I said - I'd do her for the money I got from the papers.

And you guys are saying you do anyone that offered? Even Mandy Dingle? Fucking ergh.

And yes I have actually turned down offers from several women, who weren't ugly, but at the same time didn't stir my loins, and no i'm not gay.

I just have standards and I'm not desperate

Sent

It seems rather to be your 'pride' Sent rather than just taking whatever is given to you. If you are in any way ashamed or just dont wanna tank someone like lopez, then there is seriously something wrong with you

'And you guys are saying you do anyone that offered? Even Mandy Dingle? Fucking ergh.'

We mean someone GENERALLY who is OK looking, not a 85 year old or summit'.

 

[Wij]

Yeh, if ur single and the bird aint seriously minging why would u turn it down ? I'm curious now

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Because sex is an intimite thing between two people who genuinely care about each other? Well, that's how I feel it should be.

*waits for torrents of abuse*

 

[Wij]

I can't top that no matter how much I abuse u (ooer)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I just fail to see the point in sex if the main ingredient is missing - proper emotion and caring. It's like a kebab without the crushed up bones and fat that is passed off as meat.

 

[Wij]

No. It's called an 'empty'. It's like a wank but more fun

 

[Testin da Cable]

there is such a thing as lust you know

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Lol. I think you'll find the pitta bread is very dry and, well, crap own it's own.

 

[old.TUG]

Originally posted by frankie
for fucking sake u numpties

jeez

ok

If any of you was offered sex, even if they wasnt AMAZING looking, i.e half alright, you would do em hard.... YOU WOULD

i would, you would.... etc etc

and if u say no, then u are definatly gay

why i say this?

well its been proven that anyone remotly attractive in some way is screwable...

so... done

Yeh well at least I aint a virgin boy hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Wij]

Sex is the lovely greasy doner meat. The rest is just the bits of salad

 

[Wazzerphuk]

rofl @ TUG

And yeah tdc, I know there is. Doesn't mean everytime you lust after someone you go and fuck their brains out.

 

[Testin da Cable]

/everytime you lust after someone you go and fuck their brains out/

exactly
well, maybe not every time...one has to sleep you know

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Society today, eh?

 

[Wij]

hehe - u a christian ?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

lol
no, I'm a total atheist

 

[Wij]

OK. Me too. Was raised in a moderately Christian family but I just never believed it

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Just, unlike some people *looks around forums*, I happen to have a couple of morals on certain subjects. Not many though

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
Society today, eh?

heh I'm single atm =P

anyway, I don't go overboard. I have rules that I follow, par example I do _not_ 'go for it' till I have personally cooked a meal for the vict...err...lady

 

[old.?]

Mine is Vise Versa, she must cook for me, and she must be able to wash and clean

j/k

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Nope Glynners, there is nothing wrong with me. In fact I have turned down several 'moderately good looking' girls who wanted it. In fact that was a large part in it, mainly because they said:-

"FUCK ME NOW JAMES! FUCK ME!"
or
"I've only ever been with one other before, so be gentle"
or
"Lets watch American Pie, that really makes me horny"

And no, I'm not lying about a single one of those. But in each case you can see why I started laughing my arse off and promptly put my kecks back on

Sent

 

[nothing]

Theres a dead simple way of making sure a lass will stay with you if you want her to. If she starts asking for sex, refuse. Find an excuse. Keep it up for say, 3 months, and if she hasn't left you by then cos she wants it so much then j00 is cruisin.

 

[Wij]

That's not my idea of a plan

 

[Wazzerphuk]

FUCK ME NOW JAMES! FUCK ME!

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

I kid ye not!

Sent

 

[old.Rostam]

In general I don't make a habbit of sleeping with just any woman who throws themselves at me. Which is just as well as it's never happend.



Being ugly does have its advantages.

 

[Stazbumpa]

The last time something like that happened to me was when I was DJ'ing and the rather nice girl that had been dancing in front of the DJ box all night came up to me and said:

"You're coming home with me and don't expect to get any sleep, ok?"

No love, no caring, just unbridled lust.

Fucking fantastic too.

Nuff said.

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Originally posted by [CS]Sentinel
In fact I have turned down several 'moderately good looking' girls who wanted it.

nice 1.

So tell me, is this 6"4 'sex god' known as James soooooooooooo sexy that he only goes for the best available, not the 'moderately good looking' ones? If you were REALLY up for it one night, would you THEN turn down a moderate or would you reject again?

Originally posted by [CS]Sentinel
In fact that was a large part in it, mainly because they said:-

"FUCK ME NOW JAMES! FUCK ME!"

lol.

So do they whisper this in your ear, or shout it at you right in your face??

It aint all about pride James

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

anyway how old are you??