Jennifer F*cking Lopez

[Wij]

It's bound to happen. I'm lush me

And she needs that spell on her chest :/

 

[Ono]

I suggest Buffy do a gratuitous nudie scene to get the ratings up a bit.




Come to think of it, I think it's the first year ever that Winoza Ryder has not benn in the top 100. Now if anyone needed to do a nude scene to get her stock value up a bit it's her!

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Buff looked fit, foxy, sexy and seductive in the FHM top 100.

Should of had higher poor Buff

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

c'mon!! Dont let THIS thread die!!

 

[throdgrain]

Jennifer F*cking Lopez!
u'd all shag 'er,dont say u wouldn't!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I wouldn't. And I mean that, I wouldn't.

 

[Wij]

That's cos u luv men

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Only you

 

[Wij]

 

[old.frankie]

no, no, Hes SERIOUS

sick

 

[Wazzerphuk]

mmmm, hot Wij sex.

 

[old.TUG]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
I wouldn't. And I mean that, I wouldn't.

I agree.. she aint that hot, does nothing for me.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Argh! I'm in the same ilk as the schoolie loving TUG, help me!

 

[Wij]

/me gets TUG and waz a room...

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

I'd only sleep with her for the money I got from the papers and/or her.

And thats the truth.

Actually it would be pretty cool to brag about....

Sent

 

[Wij]

If you're that fussy about your taste in ladies you are either gay or a liar

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

So TUG, Sentinel and others if J'Lo came up to you, gave u a sm00ch, and offered sex to you, would you seriously turn her down??

I certainly wouldn't, and neither would you, and you know it.

You dont have to deny it. After all, what is there to be ashamed about?? People wouldn't exactly mock you if u gave Lopez a tank.

 

[old.frankie]

for fucking sake u numpties

jeez

ok

If any of you was offered sex, even if they wasnt AMAZING looking, i.e half alright, you would do em hard.... YOU WOULD

i would, you would.... etc etc

and if u say no, then u are definatly gay

why i say this?

well its been proven that anyone remotly attractive in some way is screwable...

so... done

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

lol exactly. If its on a plate for you, then you'd take it.

 

[Wij]

roughly, from behind, err... gotta go...

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

Like I said - I'd do her for the money I got from the papers.

And you guys are saying you do anyone that offered? Even Mandy Dingle? Fucking ergh.

And yes I have actually turned down offers from several women, who weren't ugly, but at the same time didn't stir my loins, and no i'm not gay.

I just have standards and I'm not desperate

Sent

 

[Wij]

Hmm, even if Ms Lopez ain't yer ideal woman (she aint mine either) she is faaaaaaaaaaaaar from a minger and if she was just an ordinary girl in a club but looked like that (pre-silly-perm) and just when you thought you weren't going to pull tonight cos it's half two she walked up and gave you several encouraging signs I defy you to say you would not be interested.

Go on, I defy you

 

[old.[CS]Sentinel]

How drunk would I be?

Thats always a large factor

Sent

 

[Wazzerphuk]

In my eyes though Lopez is fucking ugly, and I definately would not shag her. I hate the way people say "oh you would if she offered" when they don't have a cue about that person's tastes, opinions and morals.

 

[Wij]

Men are men. I've never met anyone with that strict a view on morals who wouldn't shag a reasonably attractive lass when it's on offer (and they're single obviously.) That's NEVER. And I have been around a while

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You've spoken to me online - does that count? If so, you have

 

[Wij]

Nah, that doesn't count

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Same principle though

 

[Wij]

I refuse to believe u.

/me puts fingers in ears, "LALALALALALALLLLLALALALALALALAAAAALALALALAL"

 

[Wazzerphuk]

lol, typical