Jennifer F*cking Lopez

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old.GLyNN3RS

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Yeah:)

What in the flying fuck does Billie see in a Ginger haired muppet like Evans?

It annoys me seeing a young, beautiful women going out with older guys. That famous actor who died the other day married this 32 yr old women, and the old codger was 82!! Come to me baby, not him!!!

Sooooooooo annoys me:upyours: :upyours: :upyours: :upyours:

I mean i know its all about money but f me.
 
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old.GLyNN3RS

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p.s LOPEZ IS FIT, IF U DONT WANNA TANK HER THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU:)
 
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Nibbler

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Ah so it is. Wait, whos is that name in the bottom left-hand corner? :p
 
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old.Duck-Tape_(uk)

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I missed this thread, damn this is really,, eerrr... interesting!

To put it bluntly, I would never turn down J'Lo for a shag,
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although [CS]Sentinel is right about Rachjael from SClub 7! Woahhhh, man...... Did u get the FHM of her? Bet u did...
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Christina Aguilera is pretty fit too, although have u seen her in the latest video? Now that's shocking....
 
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old.Kez

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Originally posted by GLyNN3RS
She then said 'Jennifer Lopez - Play'. The dj asked 'any particular reason why you want it played?', and the woman then replied with 'cos she's fit' (Lopez).
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The woman is clearly deranged - someone really ought to remind her that radio isn't visual, and that the torture of listening to it brings no satisfaction of a fit woman (or not)

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umm ok I'm going to follow the excellent example set by Kez on this one
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What example did I set? (I'll go thru the thread again in a minute)

I'd rag both the blondes from Sclub (Jo & Hannah), and Rachel. Yay me.
 
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mookie

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chriiist i fucking hate jenifer lopez, her boyfriend or whatever is a bit of a twat too. now, angelina jolie.. mmm.. always liked her but in that mm tight top in tomb raider.. fs she wouldnt have to ask twice ;)
 
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old.Kez

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Angelina Jolie mings in TR I'm afraid. Look at the trailers and tell me her lips don't spend at least half of the time squealing "I ming" subconciously.

Now Julia Stiles ... *uNF*

(Go see Save the Last Dance to see what I mean)

RAH!
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Originally posted by mookie
chriiist i fucking hate jenifer lopez, her boyfriend or whatever is a bit of a twat too. now, angelina jolie.. mmm.. always liked her but in that mm tight top in tomb raider.. fs she wouldnt have to ask twice ;)
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They padded the boobs.
 
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mookie

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but but but kez.. the lips are half the attraction.. u know u want her man. and waz, i thought u were gay or summat? :]
 
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Stazbumpa

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Originally posted by Duck-Tape_(uk)
Christina Aguilera is pretty fit too, although have u seen her in the latest video? Now that's shocking....
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Is it just me, or does she look like a smack head who has be plugged into the mains electricity supply?
 
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mookie

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is it only me that thinks aguilera looks super fuckin sexy in the moulin rouge vid? she *defo* wouldnt have to ask twice if she arrived on my doorstep like that....
 
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mookie

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christ dont mention aguilera to her she hate the bitch :]
 
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Summo

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Willow from Buffy. I'd let her perform some obscure whit magic on my wand any day, preferably today.

As long as that bloke out of the Gold Blend adverts doesn't hang about offering 'advice' and 'watching.' Bloody pervert.

Oh, and Aguilera mings like an old Spanish grandmother.
 
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old.Duck-Tape_(uk)

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Right, here goes, again..

Aguilera... v.fit if she changed her hair back to the video in Genie in A Bottle...... 8/10

Britney... Sometimes looks like the dogs bollocks, and sometimes the opposite.. 7/10

Willow from Buffy.... ok, nothing special 6/10

Jessica Simpson... WTF ru on about? U seen the pics in FHM? Those legs are the size of a double decker bus.... unless she lost weight... ?/10

J'Lo.... She knows her moves... 9/10

Rachael Stevens.... See above.... 9/10

But for all thses women, would u honestly say no if they turned up on ur doorstep? I think not. Unless ur gay or like fat bithes.

Enuf said.
 
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old.GLyNN3RS

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Im in total agreement with duck_tape_(uk).

If its there, then you'll take it.

lol, i found out today that the lead singer from the pop group 'No Doubt' is a lesbian.

Nice.......:)
 
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old.Duck-Tape_(uk)

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C, i know my women..... just don't tell my girlfriend...
 
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mookie

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spewed from the facial orifice of GLyNN3RS


lol, i found out today that the lead singer from the pop group 'No Doubt' is a lesbian.
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that is gwen stefani. and i doubt she is a lesbian she just broke up with (i think) gavin rossdale, AKA 'that guy from bush'

miss stefani is definatley a fox of the higer standards btfw :]
 
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old.deathmask

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rock chicks:

Hilary Woods (JJ72): 8/10
Charlotte HJatherley (Ash): 9/10
Justine Frishmann + Mew (Elastica): 7/10 each (together, 10/10 :D )
Drummer-Gal from Hepburn: 9/10 - phwoar!
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mookie

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Originally posted by deathmask


Hilary Woods (JJ72): 8/10
Charlotte HJatherley (Ash): 9/10
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fuck, how could i forget about these? :]

hillary is just pure fox and charlotte = fox AND play can the guitar :]


btw justine frishman (whatever) is an utter mong :]

erm and melissa auf der maur of smashing pumpkins/hole. yes please :p
 
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Summo

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Don't forget Louise Wener from Sleeper. Babe-o-matic!
 
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