Indian Curry Rhapsody

[old.Cpl_Custard]

>
> >>Indian Curry Rhapsody
> >>
> >>Naan, just killed a man
> >>Poppadom against his heed
> >>Had lime pickle now he's dead.
> >>Naan, Dinner's just begun
> >>But now I'm gonna crap It all away
> >>Naan, ohhhh ohhhhh
> >>Didn't mean, to make you cry
> >>Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
> >>
> >>Curry On, Curry On
> >>Cause nothing really madras
> >>
> >>Too late, my dinner's gone
> >>Sends shivers down my spine
> >>Rectum aching all the time
> >>Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
> >>Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
> >>Naan, Ohhhh Ohhhhh
> >>The Doopiaza is so mild
> >>I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all
> >>
> >>Guitar Solo
> >>
> >>I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side
> >>Rogan Josh. Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
> >>Vindaloo does nicely
> >>Very very spicy
> >>Meat
> >>Byriani (Byriani)
> >>Byriani (Byriani)
> >>Byriani and a naan
> >>(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
> >>I've eaten Balti. Somebody help me
> >>He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
> >>Stand you Well Back
> >>Cause the loo is quarantined
> >>Here it comes
> >>There it goes
> >>Technicolour yawn
> >>I chunder
> >>NO!
> >>It's coming up again
> >>(There he goes)
> >>I chunder
> >>It's coming back again (There he goes)
> >>Coming back again (Up again)
> >>Here it goes again
> >>(No. No. No, No, No. No. NO)
> >>On my knees, I'm on my knees
> >>On his knees, Oh, there he goes
> >>This Vindaloo
> >>It's about to wreck my guts
> >>Poor meb&. Poor meb&. Poor Meeeeb&.
> >>
> >>Guitar solo
> >>
> >>So you think you can chunder and feel alright?
> >>So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
> >>Oh maybe, but now you puke Like a baby
> >>Just had to come out
> >>It just had to come right out in here

 

[Testin da Cable]

very good

 

[haggisman]

make an mp3 version

 

[Wij]

Heard it before. Quite funny tho

 

[*Kornholio*]