Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[Addlcove]

my posting has been scarce
not even adequatly harsh
no englishman I am
takes a while to spam
time for a walk in the marsh

 

[Addlcove]

being incapacitated is'nt fun
so I've been using Dictionay.com
so please be at ease
I´m not here to tease
I know not difference on adj. and noun.

 

[Jupitus]

The language you use is no matter,
You simply just give it some patter,
Then some rhymes will hit,
While others are shit,
Just hope for the former, not latter

 

[Addlcove]

ahh but a limerick in danish
would make you vanish
som en myresluger
jeg suger de rim der duer
that would make me a manis

 

[Jupitus]

In English we'd better then stay,
At least for the rest of the day,
Tomorrow at dawn,
I'll let out a yawn,
And in Danish, good morning I'll say

 

[Addlcove]

I give up, am dried out
I feel like eating trout
rhymes without any sence
limericks on the fence
now I´ll sit down and pout

 

[Jupitus]

I'll sit here a while if I may,
Admiring the view far away,
Your poems were fun,
Like rays from the sun,
There's not alot more I can say

 

[old.Tyraette]

The sad thing about all these antics
Is that its far too similar to politics
The quality of rhyme
Affects not a dime
Its a case of the number of bootlicks


oh look...jupi's winning

The Prince of the Shadowed Night
Will in his many fans incite
A multitude of votes
And /victory emotes
As he claims his Limerickin' Birthright

 

[Jupitus]

Seems Shaffer has now shuffled guilds,
As his reputation he builds,
To get a few votes,
He'll gladly switch boats,
To hide what he lacks in his skills

 

[Jupitus]

I see Shaeffer played for some time,
He must have just run out of rhyme,
His browser is fine,
And so is his line,
A limerick contestant's crime.....

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Ooooo! some others have joined the fray
Eager to show they have a say
They come in hot
Have thier shot
and cover the thread with spray!

 

[old.Tyraette]

To claim youll win is a joke
For you Phoenix's are well known to choke
Remember young Rasp
Who quit at the last
Ooo...did bad memories just then I evoke?

For if I recall, the last time that we met
And we danced the Limerick Duet
Twas the Templars who won
Though bloody good fun
It doesnt compare to Limerick Roulette

 

[Jupitus]

And this time, young Shaeffer, you'll see
That this is betwixt you and me,
No teams made of four,
Each counting a score,
Let's try individuality

 

[Jupitus]

It's nice for you two to return,
And then have you suddenly learn,
That while you weren't here,
Jup kept the place clear,
Of others who'd all crash and burn

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Dear Stafford your ryhming is bonkers
like hitting your head with some conkers
but just like me
wait and see
and conjure up some absolute stonkers!!

Welcome to the fray Stafford

 

[old.Tyraette]

So you wish to challenge my creative spark
And dethrone the Limerick Monarch
Thanks to democracy
I'll push the boundary
And sink you just like the Bismarck

 

[Jupitus]

I think, Nic, you'll find he has gone,
And thanks for your help, which was none,
Just go take a break,
Deep under a lake,
You might aswell just stay /anon

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Ahh, let's not have a bone of contention
For our rhyming skills pretention
let's see who's best
with flair and zest
and give the others a good mention

 

[old.Tyraette]

Isnt it strange with democracy..
How things are like Celeb Fame Academy
Nico's like Ruby Wax
For whilst in rhymes he lacks
He's a popular lad, youll see!

 

[Jupitus]

In that case I'll let you back in,
But promise you'll no longer sin,
We want wholesome fun,
When all's said and done,
And nurses for after, with gin

 

[Jupitus]

And Shaeffer has got it just right,
I'm worried there may be a fight,
For Nico's new look,
Is more Robin Cook,
So Ruby Wax, yes, in this light

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Now Jupi don't whine like a bassoon
You'll only sound like a buffoon
I had to work
So I couldn't lurk
now I hope you feel like a baboon!

 

[Jupitus]

But Nico that's such a bad loss,
And don't sit and whine with such dross,
This stuff feeds the mind,
As you'll surely find,
Keep it up and like me you'll be boss!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

LOL!

Touche!!!

A hit.. A hit!! A palpable hit!!!

 

[old.Tyraette]

Its strange how 'Lord' Darkshadow
Reminds me of Teletubby Po
It doesnt compute
That something so cute
Receives _every_ mids Deathblow

Actually that ones serious...I've seen Red Jupi next to Liste whilst in his pink phase....Tinkywinky and Po..the mind boggles

 

[Zerg-Proof]

Well since Schaeffer refrains to compete
Let's just refill our pints with mead
Although after tomorrow
He will be in great sorrow
When he has to admit his defeat!

 

[Jupitus]

Well Shaeffer, please do now take heed,
For everyone else is agreed,
It's not Bill or Ben,
The Flowerpot men,
In your case it's poor little Weeeeed

 

[old.Tyraette]

The next bastard to spell my name wrong
Will be regretting it the rest of his life long
Eternal Pain
Will remind you to refrain
From shoving a 'c' where it doesnt belong

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by Jupitus
Well Shaeffer, please do now take heed,
For everyone else is agreed,
It's not Bill or Ben,
The Flowerpot men,
In your case it's poor little Weeeeed

lmao

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Shaeffer reminds me of Basil Brush
A puppet with a hand up his Tush
Like a roaring buffoon
He shouted "Boom, Boom!"
High on whiskey I'm sure he was flush!