Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[Jupitus]

Oh Shaeffer, now have you no shame?
Your posting is really insane!
Creating a thread,
'My old. name is dead',
Then asking for votes? That's TEH L4M3!!!!111



( http://forums.barrysworld.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52140 )

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Jupi you naughty tease
we know Chretein is hard to please
He maybe in tin
and guzzling gin
but his efforts we shan't ask to sieze.

 

[Jupitus]

You know that I don't mean him harm,
Just fun with a dash of pure charm,
I hope noone's hurt,
I'm not dishing dirt,
I don't wish to cause you alarm!

 

[Jupitus]

Poor Sicko got really upset,
He couldn't partake of a bet,
No Hibbie of rhyme,
Would give up their time,
He'll learn to do limericks yet!

 

[Jupitus]

I'm not really trying today,
Poor Shaeffer, you see, is away,
His connection is broken,
He really is chokin'
Let's give him a chance, don't you say?

 

[Jupitus]

Old Stafford, a friar with style,
Has been here a very long while,
But rhymer he's not,
Unless he forgot,
He'd better just sit back and smile

 

[Zerg-Proof]

Don't think he deserves a new chance,
I really don't miss his presence,
his rhymes are pathetic
it must be genetic
atleast it's my personal stance.

 

[Jupitus]

Thanks, Zerger, for coming to play,
Seems many are on holiday,
But people with views,
Should never refuse,
To come to the boards with their say

 

[stafford]

jupi,nico,tyraette
had a limerical debate
they thought they where champs
in truth they where pants
staffords the king its his fate !

 

[Jupitus]

At last Stafford gives it a go,
I'm sure at the end it will show,
With rhyming and verse,
He carries a curse,
So please Stafford, don't stoop so low

 

[stafford]

my past works where on par,
my best limericks by far,
Bragi's skill i possess,
so its fair to assess,
your outclassed jupi har har !

 

[Jupitus]

I'll let all your comments just pass,
And show you both honour and class,
But try it again,
It will be in vain,
To try rhyming with your staff up your ****

 

[Addlcove]

a rhymer I am not
yet I can also spot
when the rhymes get going
jupitus' behind is showing
clearly he is on the top

 

[stafford]

you limerick fast all at once
you must be a public school nonce
but when it come to game skill
yours reflexes are ill
stick to perfing blue cons

 

[Jupitus]

So see me in game, Mr Friar,
It's true that I'm never a liar,
But here on the boards,
In front of the hoards,
I need no safe fall to climb higher

 

[Jupitus]

My schooling is never in doubt,
No public or private handout,
It's just simple classes,
And Joe 90 glasses,
That help me to rhyme with such clout

 

[stafford]

your words are cold and limp
you rhyme with the skill of a chimp
dragonfang i can parry
my staff will not tarry
i will boon you to death infil gimp !

 

[Addlcove]

I am not by school destroyed
mearly temperarily unemployed
still I have the time of day
to sit here and say
Jupi´you're the new pink floyd


(ok that was far fetched but come on, how many words end on oyed )

 

[Jupitus]

And Addl I'd not forget you,
A wise little one, like a shrew,
You know who's the best,
And say it with zest,
And also some style thrown in too!

 

[Jupitus]

Oh Stafford, please know when to quit,
You're so close to looking a tit,
In game, you may win,
But here don't begin,
To take on the champion's wit

 

[stafford]

your good jupi ill admit
so while im ahead i shall quit
it was good fun for a min
now im strokin me chin
at rhyming i am a bit shit

 

[stafford]

your good jupi ill admit
so while im ahead i shall quit
it was good fun for a min
now im strokin me chin
at rhyming i am a bit shit

 

[stafford]

your good jupi ill admit
so while im ahead i shall quit
it was good fun for a min
now im strokin me chin
at rhyming i am a bit shit

 

[Jupitus]

I'm happy that Addl used Floyd,
They're truly a band to avoid,
The Brick in the Wall,
Was not there at all,
The builders were truly annoyed

 

[Addlcove]

you'd better me not forget
'cause lunar does not know yet
she would be marred
knowing you bought me laird
that I am willing to bet

 

[stafford]

jupi your good ill admit
so while im ahead i shall quit
my skill lies in brawling
not limerick bawling
at rhyming i am a bit shit

 

[Addlcove]

jupi you had better not foget
because lunar does not know yet
she would be marred
knwoing you bought me laird
on that I am willing to bet

 

[Jupitus]

To say I am pleased is not right,
I'm happy to fight a good fight,
But Stafford's not in,
And not going to win,
He'd better just keep out of sight

(Played Staff - some fun ones there )

 

[stafford]

nerf quintupple posts

ill try again when ive woken up
stick to a hib/mid topic makes it more fun to take the piss

 

[Jupitus]

Oh Addl don't spoil it all now,
And turn to an old bitter cow,
You're posting's been cool,
So don't be a fool,
Let's not turn this into a row