Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[Jupitus]

It seems Scheaff is getting upset,
He'll be madder now I will bet,
But typing his name,
Is really quite lame,
But easier than Old.Tryarette

 

[Old Nicodemus]

4 Days Damini does declare
So posters be truely aware
our lyrics will last
until the sun's final blast
Then the winner will get a fanfare!

 

[Jupitus]

So 4 days of spamming the boards,
And I, like a buggy Keep Lord,
Will stand in my place,
With a great air of grace,
And rebutt all the poor screaming hoards

 

[Jupitus]

I question her judgement, you know,
She said 'best man wins', is she slow?
Oh Dami, so fair,
You don't need to stare,
To see Nico's manhood didn't grow!

 

[Jupitus]

I wonder if he'll grow some boobs,
Perhaps in some hollow clear tubes,
Exposed to the sun,
With compost, for fun,
I bet that would scare off the n00bs

 

[Zerg-Proof]

His old mother just told me a secret
about how Shaeffer acts when upset
he sprints up to his room
and he cries in great gloom
until old.tyraette's bed is wet!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

I'll have my feet firmly on the table
watching Jupi trying to be stable
but I reckon and bet
that his pants will get wet
when someone pulls the loo cable

 

[Jupitus]

Like marrows they'll sprout from his chest,
I'm not sure that would be the best,
With nipples of steel,
Or so it would feel,
They'll burst through his grotty old vest!!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Now Zerg, no need to be rude
or even particularly crude
You'll find your timing
cadence and rhyming
if you try not to be clever and lewd!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Now Jupi I urge you to pause
for we have a written clause
the postings on Nurses,
and someones verses
who suggested they don't have a menopause!!!

 

[Jupitus]

I must say I truly forgot,
I'm sorry, my mind was a knot,
The thought's quite absurd,
'Our Nico, a Bird??"
I need to go home now, I'm shot

 

[Jupitus]

I'll leave you with one last small thought,
Today, with my posting so fraught,
I'm not 'Talks Too Much',
Or anything such,
An 'Earthen' title I've bought!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Indeed it's been quite a day
Now it's time to go and play
Have a good rest
so you can be a pest
and keep all the others at bay


:swords:

Have a good night guys.. I might sneak one on later.... maybe

 

[Addlcove]

indeed a long day of games
not going to shame the names
jupi is still my favorite
his ryhmes makes me lit
makes me wanna go up in flames

 

[Jupitus]

If it's flames that you want I'm the man,
I can flame like a lit petrol can,
But this thread is nice,
With just friendly spice,
To please the most kindly of fan

 

[Jupitus]

And now it is getting quite late,
I thought of a limerick spate,
But there is still time,
For plenty of rhyme,
So tonight I shall go master..... the art of rhyme

Night guys

 

[old.Tyraette]

This rhyme is to sway LOE
And get them to all vote for me!
If I can get the Lords
To turn up in their hordes
Victory should be relatively easy!

As for trying to convince SOTL
I wonder if they have the bottle
If they have the courage
To my vote count nourish
My victory will move at full throttle

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
This rhyme is to sway LOE
And get them to all vote for me!
If I can get the Lords
To turn up in their hordes
Victory should be relatively easy!

As for trying to convince SOTL
I wonder if they have the bottle
If they have the courage
To my vote count nourish
My victory will move at full throttle

cute

 

[old.Tyraette]

anything for votes babe

so....come here often?

 

[old.Tyraette]

In order to harness T30
I'm prepared to act rather flirty
Imagine his face
If his lead I displace
Poor Jupi would scream like a banshee

 

[old.Tyraette]

The best thing about The Rigante
Isnt the amount of profanity
Nor is it RVR
<though we're TEH UBER!1!!>
Instead its the level of insanity

 

[old.Tyraette]

It seems that im on a roll
As I cruise the boards like a troll
Four in a row
Jups chances I'll blow
And put him on the Limerick Dole

 

[old.Tyraette]

I wonder how im going to augment
My currently middle placed percent
I dont mind if Nic
Should win this classic
For Jup's victory I must desperately prevent

 

[old.Tyraette]

It seems I'm still going strong
I wonder where the others have gone
Perhaps to go hide
With tail in backside
Maybe a career change to Mahjongg!

 

[old.Tyraette]

It seems I cant do more than pray
That my efforts have been enough to sway
I hope i've outscored
That pretentious 'Lord'
And that I win at the end of the day

 

[old.Tyraette]

A salute to those who compete
For you can call yourselves a Limerick Athlete
May the best man win
As long as not _him_
For his ego's a tad indiscreet

 

[old.Tyraette]

I wonder if that guild Onslaught
Will help me to first place slingshot
Dont vote for that gimp
That deathmessage pimp
And proclaim _me_ champ of Camelot

 

[old.Tyraette]

You cant say I aint trying my best
As my recent volume of rhymes will attest
Its down to the public
For the champion to pick
And leave one of us totally depressed

 

[old.Tyraette]

I'm hoping that this last rhyming surge
Will hopefully help my chances to purge
The lead of dear Jupi
It will drive him quite loopy
When with the title I happily emerge

 

[old.Tyraette]

for the record, this is what happens when i have a quiet day at the office..been busy this last week hence ive been outgunned