Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[old.Tyraette]

No matter which one of us shall win
I think we've the respect of our kin
As time after time
We've produced quality rhyme
I think all of us are a Limerick Kinpin

 

[old.Tyraette]

I'm gonna appeal to Nolby Pride
To kick Jup's chances up the backside
Teador and friends
Can make the difference
And make my victory a landslide

 

[old.Tyraette]

I suppose I should go do some work
Far too much time in this forum I lurk
I'll be back in ten
So until then
I'd better go before boss goes beserk

 

[old.Tyraette]

oh c'moooooon...that above lots gotta be worth at least one vote!

/sigh

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Some Middies have voted for you
and I've snuck and Alb or two
but at the end of the day
we can have our say
but only if the Hibs zerg this thread too!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

I'll save Shaeffer from going quite mad
as talking to yourself is sad
I'm not on for long
So it's just a quick song
as I have to do something real bad!

 

[Zerg-Proof]

We could use for sure, some rhymes from Hib side
Although I do doubt if they could do it right
cuz hibs aren't eloquent
they shifted their talent
towards zerging in Emain at night

 

[Addlcove]

albions are on a roll
midies are on the dole
hibs we forget
go intercept
zerging is their major goal

 

[Zerg-Proof]

If you guys only knew how hard it can be
for non-native English speakers, to plea
in verses and rhyme
no mimic nor mime,
so if my limericks suck please excuse me.

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Zerg-Proof
If you guys only knew how hard it can be
for non-native English speakers, to plea
in verses and rhyme
no mimic nor mime,
so if my limericks suck please excuse me.

Nice one Zerg!!

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by Zerg-Proof
If you guys only knew how hard it can be
for non-native English speakers, to plea
in verses and rhyme
no mimic nor mime,
so if my limericks suck please excuse me.

my posting has been scarce
not even adequatly harsh
no englishman I am
takes a while to spam
time for a walk in the marsh

being incapacitated is'nt fun
so I've been using Dictionay.com
so please be at ease
I´m not here to tease
I know not difference on adj. and noun.

as you see from these limericks
I neither am amongst the english pr****
so let us rejoice
we´ve made our choice
in english to perform our tricks

 

[Addlcove]

jupitus no morning greeting
are your danish skills fleeing
have no fear
let us all hear
your mouth "good morning" in danish speaking

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by Zerg-Proof
If you guys only knew how hard it can be
for non-native English speakers, to plea
in verses and rhyme
no mimic nor mime,
so if my limericks suck please excuse me.

thats the best one on the entire thread

 

[Old Nicodemus]

This thread is in need of a bump
It seems to be stuck on a hump
Never fear
as Jupi's here
that useless, irascible, old lump!

 

[Jupitus]

A useless old lump I may be,
But one of the best lumps, you'll see,
My day has been bad,
But don't you feel sad,
I'll limerick soon, all for free

 

[Old Nicodemus]

So Jup returned with a fanfare
everyone will have to play fair
You'll have to be quick
as he's far too slick
or he'll sneak up behind you, beware!


I'm off to a meeting, which involves a free stay in a hotel.. yes a jolly!!! yeehaa! So have fun guys see ya on Friday.

Oh.. and before I forget.. last one to bed make sure Shaeffer is put out for the night

 

[Jupitus]

So Nico is off for some fun,
The party has barely begun,
But please be aware,
That while he is there,
Some partying here we won't shun

 

[Jupitus]

To put Shaeffer out would be right,
He'll probably put up a fight,
He's scared of the dark,
And dogs with their bark,
He'll close both his eyes and take flight!

 

[Jupitus]

So Nico, don't fret while you're gone,
I'm sure that we'll all get along,
I'm sure you'll be missed,
And thoroughly pissed,
With trousers down singing a song

 

[Jupitus]

But Nic! Mind you don't drink too much,
All fall on the tables and such,
The boss may get hacked,
And then you'll be sacked,
And hobbling home on a crutch!!

 

[Jupitus]

I'm sure you'll be so well behaved,
The boss will be truly amazed,
He'll increase your cash,
So you'll be all flash,
And spending like something depraved!

 

[Jupitus]

It seems that the tables have turned,
It's something that Shaeffer has learned,
That flood me with rhyme,
Then give me some time,
And you will end up truly burned

 

[Jupitus]

My post count is rocketing now,
I really can't tell you quite how,
My fingers start tapping,
Then Shaeffer starts flapping,
And sweat starts to flood from his brow

 

[mcitchy]

New limerickers will be in great need
as Jup's fingers have started to bleed
so send him some plasters
to avert this disaster
and get him back up to full speed

- not bad for a first attempt

 

[Roalith]

Jupitus needs to come back in game more,
Instead of laying down the limmerick law,
This post farming's insane,
Chanters have always been lame,
And writing this limmerick left my brain sore

 

[Jupitus]

McItchy must know me it seems,
Or maybe it's just in my dreams,
I did cut my finger,
And though I don't linger,
I like to add comments to themes

(It's true - had a sticky plaster on my finger for a cut which wouldn't stop bleeding right up until a few minutes ago Nice first effort McSpooky )

 

[Jupitus]

Poor Roalith tried hard in vain,
I sure won't be coming ingame,
I'm having a break,
From staying up late,
And trying to keep myself sane

 

[Jupitus]

Is Jupitus dead?? They all cry,
He's not, but he's terribly shy,
Let somebody new,
Run the Legion, who
Has got a great famous war cry!!!

MON THEN LAIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Addlcove]

jupi still no sign of language learning
yet my ears your danish skills are yearning
don´t go back on your word
or I´ll call you a turd
speak to me, quench my burning

 

[mcitchy]

Though some make knowing Jupitus there mission
Myself I was gifted a vision
Of keys being battered
And fingers in tatters
Was spooky and raised some suspicion

- i'm good at this - hehe