Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[old.Tyraette]

'Not again!', Lord Darkshadow intoned
'My rhymes have once again been owned!'
He burst into tears
And lived out his worst fears
As his illustrious foe was enthroned

 

[Jupitus]

Ah Nico, I have time to wait,
We're only just out of the gate,
These votes last for days,
To hurry would raise,
Debate on the state of our fate

 

[Jupitus]

I think Shaeffer's having a dream,
Or so to us all it would seem,
In some far flung place,
He wins full of grace,
And acts like the cat with the cream

 

[Old Nicodemus]

A nurse sat on my Knee
Just what the doctor ordered you see
A crisp uniform
Hides a feminine form
and a smile that's meant all for me!!

 

[Jupitus]

I'm sorry to say, Nico lad,
That story is terribly sad,
The nurse on your knee,
Is really a he,
The drug's gone to your head, just a tad

 

[old.Tyraette]

'Nico you lucky bastard!'
Shaeffer enviously answered
'Did you pay the nurse
With coins from your purse?
That she's there by choice is absurd!

 

[Jupitus]

Can it come to an end in this way?
With two of three players astray,
In some druggy haze,
On men they may gaze,
But women they see, wa ha hey!!!

 

[Jupitus]

I think I should go see the doc,
In case I am suffering shock,
But nurses are nice,
If that is your vice,
The female ones, they really rock!

Edit: For those who are wondering, yes, that was the clean version

 

[Jupitus]

It goes quiet now, for a while,
The others have run out of style,
I grab me a drink,
And have a quick think,
I'm hardly ahead by a mile.....

The others will rest to recover,
And meanwhile I'll sit here and hover,
Refreshing the thread,
To check if it's dead,
Or post once again, shall I bother?

 

[old.Tyraette]

ahem. the reason for me and nico being quiet is simple...

gifv nurses!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Ahhhh, nurses in short blue smocks
Wearing black, long legged socks
Hair that is long
and incredibly strong
and smiles that are powered by chocs!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

And the fact that it's lunch time... and I get free grub here.

 

[old.Tyraette]

s***! its lunchtime and i didnt even notice!

 

[Jupitus]

We'll sort out the men from the boys,
A lunchbreak or one of your ploys?
I don't need a break,
To go and eat cake,
You little ones can play with your toys !

 

[Jupitus]

It looks like I'm losing the race,
I'll work some to save me some face,
But after this thread,
Is buried and dead,
If I lose, I'll do so with grace

 

[Old Nicodemus]

If I don't go to lunch I get hunted
by a creature that's in no way stunted
Soupdragon's her name
and you're fair game
turn up, eat or get punted!!!

 

[Jupitus]

I think back to long forgot times,
The days when there's far fewer crimes,
The talk of the nurses,
In so many verses,
Reminds me of nursery rhymes

 

[Old Nicodemus]

So Jupi you have regressed
when by mumsy were you dressed
with lots of cuddles
and plenty of puddles
and your hair and face kisses carressed.


(Mums.. the best thing on the planet. )

 

[Jupitus]

Oh Nico, you're showing your age,
Have we already got to that stage?
With talk of the Clangers,
We look like old bangers,
Just don't mention Parsley and Sage!

 

[Jupitus]

Awww Mum's are the best, it is true,
Wiping backsides right after the loo,
They take so much shit,
And put up with it,
Buy her flowers, and say 'I love you'

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Jupitus
Oh Nico, you're showing your age,
Have we already got to that stage?
With talk of the Clangers,
We look like old bangers,
Just don't mention Parsley and Sage!

LOL! Great one Jup

 

[Jupitus]

I think I should be very clear,
Although, yes my Mum is a dear,
I'm talking of days,
Way back in the haze,
Now my ass she is not getting near

 

[Old Nicodemus]

LOL!

Dammit! I was just thinking of something witty to get you with

 

[chretien]

For second you three must compete
For I occupy winners seat
It seems Damini
By excluding me
Has implied my pre-eminence. Sweet!

 

[Jupitus]

You'll need to think faster than that,
To win this particular spat,
I'm quick of the line,
Stop taking your time,
Start working off some of that fat!!

 

[Jupitus]

Poor Cretien, too late to the game,
Has found lines incredibly lame,
To think he has won,
When really he's wrong,
It really is just such a shame!!

 

[chretien]

Jup you are quick to bandy
Such words as make you seem handy
But I've seen your state
After staying up late
And downing a lemonade shandy

 

[Jupitus]

To Camelot now, we must ride,
To hold up our Albion pride!
I'm sorry for that,
Not being a twat,
Just staying On Topic (he lied)

 

[Jupitus]

Ah Cretien, when drunk, it is true,
I take frequent trips to the loo,
My bladder is tiny,
It make me real whiny,
When every pint taken in comes out two!!

 

[Jupitus]

I hold all my beer like a man,
I'm really a big lager fan,
But truth to be told,
And being quite bold,
I really should open the can!!