Im bored. Hence Creative. Hence Disturbing

[old.Normengast]

What's up with the crap in this thread?
All I read here wouldn't even make me sweat
I don't call yours a flow
And the rhythm is just slow
If this were RvR you'd be dead.

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by old.Normengast
What's up with the crap in this thread?
All I read here wouldn't even make me sweat
I don't call yours a flow
And the rhythm is just slow
If this were RvR you'd be dead.

My god this is suicide
To bump the thread that never died
I cant resist
We'll never desist
'Freeedom' The limerickers cried

 

[Edlina]

Why you had to revive this thing,
now thy daggers no more sting,
is beyond me.
I should flee,
but I'll be here for one last swing!

 

[cenes]

Originally posted by Jupitus
A baker, I'm not, by my trade,
Nor poet, though I do meet the grade,
A butcher, I'd be,
Dead middies for tea,
Then afterwards, home to get la.... a nice cup of cocoa

Not entering this fray am I
The reason, because I’m quite shy
I have just a few things to say
A story of what happened one day
Now in rhyme to tell it I’ll try

So jupi eats middies for tea?
This seems rather strange to poor me
The reason is clear
You can read it right here
The story below you must see

One day out in midgard somewhere
Cenestra the huntress so fair
Did spy climbing a wall
An infil proud and tall
A climbing with never a care

So with patience and timing astounding
Cene prepared to do something resounding
The infil she had in her sights
He who was climbing great heights
To perform deeds rather confounding

Our huntress that maiden so fair
Drew back on her bow with great care
Her arrows she loosed
They would strike she deduced
At the infil a climbing up there

Cene’s arrows did fly straight and true
And her target did not have a clue
Of just what had hit him
And made his mind go dim
And his assailant he could not even view

The poor infil high up on the wall
Did lose all his con and did fall
The ground he did strike
And much to his own dislike
In a broken dead heap he did sprawl

Now as you may all here of guessed
For I’m sure with insight you are blessed
Cenestra’s target that day
Though it pains me to say
Was none other than one of albions best?

That poor infil I must here disclose
Was none other than Albion’s rose
Jupitus was he
It falls now to me
To bring this short tale to a close

So jupi eats middies for tea?
This fact still seems strange to a degree
That an infil so strong
Who had climbed for so long
Could be killed by a gimp hunter like me


lol

Might not of been in Midgard btw ... was so long ago i can't really remember .. lol ;p
Note:- i gotta admit here that when this happened poor jupi was already down to about 3/4 con anyway and .. the final kill count when jupi retired was something like Cenestra:- 2 Jupitus:- Lots rofl ;p

 

[old.Tyraette]

lol!

I love it

 

[Saturnine]

My god this is getting out of hand,
This thread length is massivly grand,
Your conversation in rhyme,
Whilst hardly a crime,
Really ought to be banned.

But it has brought a smile to my face,
The words-work and rhyming.. such grace,
The rhythmic abusing,
Is very amusing,
Shaeffer your thread is ace!

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by Saturnine
My god this is getting out of hand,
This thread length is massivly grand,
Your conversation in rhyme,
Whilst hardly a crime,
Really ought to be banned.

But it has brought a smile to my face,
The words-work and rhyming.. such grace,
The rhythmic abusing,
Is very amusing,
Shaeffer your thread is ace!

Whilst I must thank you for your kind words
I'm only one of three thirds
Any such praise
Should put on a dais
All three of us surreal bat-turds

 

[Saturnine]

Originally posted by old.Tyraette
Whilst I must thank you for your kind words
I'm only one of three thirds
Any such praise
Should put on a dais
All three of us surreal bat-turds

Then again it seems terribly clear,
Your getting quite desperate, I fear,
Part of the deal,
Is to use words that are real,
Perhaps you should just have a beer

 

[Kharok Svark]

A thread for Shaef, Nico and Jup,
which could do with a little bump up,
some may have gone west
but we'll do our best
to challenge the limerick cup !

 

[Jupitus]

We may not be playing in Cam,
But on all the boards we may spam,
This thread still lives on?
I thought it was gone!
I'll celebrate with a wee dram

It's true that Cenestra did fight,
Her arrows dispatched with delight,
But if I recall,
Whilst yes on the wall,
My screen was nowhere in sight.

I stood on the climbpoint, you see,
Then stupidly went for a pee,
I'd drunk too much beer,
I think that is clear,
So Cenestra got her realm points for free!

But thanks all the same for the rhyme,
It looks to have taken some time,
To all budding fans,
Who have poetry plans,
Take heart, being late is no crime!

 

[cenes]

Lol jupi

You weren't supposed to mention the fact that you were afk at the time .. lol

Come back and play again ;( Miss you ;(

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Well I suppose I shouldn't be late
To this reunion of limerick debate
My god awful rhyming
and clueless timing
is back for everyone to slate.

 

[the_smurflord]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
He loudly cried with woe
But his deepest fear
was for the rest of the year
This damned thread would never go.

 

[Jupitus]

Jup laughed at the poor little Smurf,
You thought that we'd all had a nerf!
But still we are here,
With rhyming and cheer,
These boards are our limerick turf!

 

[the_smurflord]

Oh proud member of the New Conglomerate
With now no foes whose arteries to perforate (I know bad rhyme!)
On the islands of planetside
To face me will be suicide
As in your jeep I will watch you incinerate

 

[Jupitus]

Oh Smurfy don't make such a fuss,
Or stand there and curse and cuss,
You'll be quite amazed,
And totally fazed,
To be run over by TEH JUP BUS (tm)!!!

 

[the_smurflord]

Bah Jupitus, I will kill you with ease
and show your vital organs to the breeze
All your bases I'll hack
then plunge a knife in your back
Unless Dying flies us into the trees

 

[Jupitus]

There's no need to question poor Dying,
He's known for his terrible flying,
We all hop on board,
A mad lemming hoard,
All sitting there hopelessly crying

 

[old.Tyraette]

Oi! Stop dissing the ol'man
He flies better than you in your van
With you, I scream
And pray its a dream
Shortly before shit hits the fan

 

[Jupitus]

This thread's turning into a farce,
I'll try not to be over-harsh,
But poor old man Dying,
With no word of lying,
Is first with a Jup Bus, bus pass

 

[Jupitus]

I'm told I've committed a crime,
And that 'harsh' and 'farce' do not rhyme,
So watch and you'll see,
Noone's better than me,
I'll edit it in double-quick time

 

[Jupitus]

This thread's turning into a farce,
Except for my posts which are class,
But poor old man Dying,
With no word of lying,
Is first with a Jup Bus, bus pass

 

[-Nxs-]

Originally posted by Jupitus
This thread's turning into a farce,
Except for my posts which are class,
But poor old man Dying,
With no word of lying,
Is first with a Jup Bus, bus pass

Urm Jup, you're posts dont make sense
for what its worth here's my two-cents
the game, you've stoped playing
your subs, no longer paying
Arghh..come back... I miss you're presense

Ohh...and while I'm here to post
you're skills of which you did boast
we're often quite weak
you're moves so antique
So, to aid you're return, literature I host

 

[old.Tyraette]

lol!

Jup, you just got owned

 

[Sharma]

why bump this age old thread?

 

[-Nxs-]

Originally posted by sharma
why bump this age old thread?

Sharma, this thread recieved a bump
theres no need to get the hump
Its still quite active
its contents attractive
and considerebly shorter than you're sig.. chump

 

[Jupitus]

If we were to see NXS,
You'd see that he's really a mess,
His posting is tatty,
I'm not getting ratty,
Just trying to get some redress

It's true, though, to say I was owned,
But never before have I moaned,
I'm used to it now,
A full RP cow,
But not one who sat down and groaned

 

[-Nxs-]

Originally posted by Jupitus
It's true, though, to say I was owned,
But never before have I moaned,
I'm used to it now,
A full RP cow,
But not one who sat down and groaned

So this turns into a battle of wit ?
Trying to find apt words that fit
This contest i shall win
you're banished to the loony bin
For talking such utter bullshit

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Jupi swung from the candelabra
In pursuit of a hibby called Barbara
with a shake of the hips
and a pout of his lips
It's like Mick Jagger doing the Dance Macabre

 

[the_smurflord]

Now stop this madness, all of you
Or otherwise a large slapping is due
Get back to your jobs
and stop acting like slobs
Or much slapping will surely ensue